Left a position after a meeting where a boss behaved that way. He was interviewing a team for a job he had already hired others for and apparently just wanted to humiliate them. Psycho. Hate to admit it, but I probably looked just like Marco. Trump had no intention of making a deal.

That is a look of envy. He wanted to be president and failed, to the guy in the chair. He wish he had Zelensky's balls. If he did, he may have been the guy sitting in the chair. Yep. Look of envy.

Looks like he has been told to take a time out! All that is missing is the dunce hat!

That he has no spine.

He shrank

I want my mommy

One might reasonably expect the Secretary of State to resign immediately after such appallingly undiplomatic behaviour — and so utterly unbecoming of the office of the presidency.

I said the same thing. If he has any integrity he should be typing his letter now - I QUIT!

No integrity, no guts.

He won’t. He lost his Senate seat for this.

This is unbecoming of any decent human being. Any who take offense to my statement, are NOT decent human beings.

He should resign if he had any morals

Looks like a little boy in the principal’s office. He’s a spineless pos.

The most spineless person in the room, aside from trump.

True!

In Trump’s defence he does have a spine; otherwise he would be a glob of shit instead of a sack of shit. He only has a spine when it comes to self serving, everything else is trivial to him. No one should be surprised that a rapist takes no issue with a nation being raped by their neighbour. 🤷‍♂️

The whole world over, these "strong men" aren't strong at all, they are all just FAT! They need a room full of loyal supporters to shore them up and make they feel big. They are the weakest, trump looked so weak yesterday. I hope his sycophants can see through that disgusting, orange skin tag!

Gutless, spineless.

maga won't see it, but trump is the worst of them. He couldn't meet with Zelenskyy alone, he needed a room full of his loyalists, he looked like a weak bully. trump thinks he's strong, but the only strong man in the room was Zelenskyy. World over, the "strong men" aren't strong at all, just FAT! 😂

A blob

Can't even sit up straight. He's gone boneless.

Is that why he's spreading out like a molded piece of Jell-o left in the sun?

Rubio, as well as the rest of the MAGA (formally Republican) Party, are all invertebrates.

I was just getting ready to post the same!

You know kit. I was sick watching that.

That while rotund, he still is utterly lacking in balls.

Defeated and emasculated.

First thing I noticed? His spine is missing.

The little weasel doesn't like what he is seeing, but he is a coward, so he won't even open his mouth in defence of someone who faces death every day. 2 bullies and a coward Vs a true leader.

They are all cowards. They may play tough guys on TV, but they are not tough guys in real life.

Correction - the older bully is also a lying draft dodger.

And a convicted felon.

Don't forget adjudicated rapist and indicted insurrectionist

Don't forget the couchfukcer!

Yes...there's just so much to include! And if that clown Cannon hadn't screwed up the documents case, he would have been found guilty of that too!

He’s hiding his boner.

Spineless

He looks green as if he is going to be sick. But, he got over it quickly.

Spineless? Sack of shit? Traitor?

He’s not a man, he’s a mouse.

He's twiddling his thumbs while every bit of diplomatic integrity is destroyed. What a spineless nebbish.

His daddy told him not to speak

The look of a man who sold his soul for a much lower reward than he planned.

that trump assessed him correctly

1. He’s definitely gained weight. 2. His knee pads are showing through his suit. 3. He’s sitting and slouching wishing he could be like Zelensky as he realizes what a weak cowardly wimp he is compared to the President of Ukraine.

I noticed that too ...dude is like 60LBs heavier.

Looks like he lost his spine and his dick.

Trump got one thing right, he's "little Marco". A small man. What a disgrace for America - at least the MAJORITY that DID NOT vote for TheFelon and LostBoy Vance. 77,302,580 votes out of 155,238,302 is NOT a MAJORITY or LANDSLIDE!

The only man in that room was Zelensky

For god sake have a spine

Jerking off. Where’s Boebert when you need her.

He knows we F*cked!

Mostly that he looks worried that President Zelenskyy will beat them all up. That is cowering at an epic scale. I think his spine slipped out and ended up in the couch cushions. Don't tell JD, he might break something on it.

Well said!

LMAO!

That just wearing a suit definitely does not make you a great man.

Yeahhhhh

If he has any sort of spine and any rest of pride he would resign immediately. Who wants to be a part of this Russian clown show?

Looks like he don’t give a shit one way or the other

Little Marco

Tietää virheensä!

Little balls Marco….

Marco Rubio should resign.

Oh Little Marco, what did you get yourself into😞?

He knew it was an absolute disaster and he just made the EU and even China stronger. Watch Xi step in now with Ukraine and russia.

Praying.

A fuckin punk

Sold his soul to the devil

He looks like he’s trying not to step on a huge frog!

It looks like that couch is the only thing holding him upright. If JD starts fucking the cushions he's gonna collapse into a puddle of lukewarm cholesterol.

Maybe Trump was right about you call him “Little Marco”

He's wondering if Vance snuck into the room before the event to get a little couch time.

Besides the fact that he looked like a kindergartener?

I'm no expert, but to me, he looks like the abused kid while Mom & Dad are fighting The trauma response of not knowing how bad and widespread the violence could become

You know, I was going to say that but I didn't want to cast Zelensky as a pair with the scumbag. The only other metaphor I came up with was maybe a child at a parent-teacher conference, hoping he's not going to get whacked when he gets home.

Of course, I can't find any sympathy for marco the way I would for a child. He knew with whom he was getting into bed.

He was really there to change Trump’s diaper.

A pattern.

PATHETIC LITTLE MAN...

That’s the look of a whipping boy who just sold his ball less scrotum to his evil overlord

He knows he slept with the devil.

He looked like me on the bimah dreading my turn to do my Torah portion for my bar mitzvah.

His spine is going the way of his testicles.

He has testicles?

He lost them years ago.

That’s being generous.

He’s not worth shit in big situations??? He’s a loyalist?? He does not get briefed on Ukraine ??

🎤He knows the sh*t is wrong

Weak, spineless cockroach

Complete useless wet foot dry foot assclown. Sold for $$$$$$$

A lack of a spine. I would need an Xray to confirm my diagnosis.

Rubio is a total spinless wimp and always has been. Just typical Rubio caring more about his position than honest integrity. So if he has to give the Orange Man's ass so he can be Secretary of State, so be it. Not very happy though, is he?

Suicide watch. Did I get it right? He can just quit though.

Looks like he’s sitting in a dirty diaper.

Yes!

"Little Marco" realized he sold his soul and will never get it back.

He getting not so little, if you know what I mean

"Oh shoot...I'm never gonna be President now"

Any excuse to post a Daveed Diggs gif

😂😂😂

Yes, Fuck Marco Rubio🖕

Dead but still ambitious

Reminds me of a kid listening to his parents arguing about something he did.

He looks like he wants to disappear

He looks like his soul is leaving his body after signing it over to the devil.

His lack of spine makes him look even smaller than usual. He's a garbage human being. Secretary of State Reek!

Well for starters, that he’s a punk ass coward! He is another one of these Republican Men, “masculine” right, a real man! Bullshit, he looks emasculated and lost! No honor, no pride no self esteem. And then to come out after the shit show to praise Trump, screw him and the horse he road in on!

Out of his depth

The fact that he oozes cowardice?

I hope to God he was appalled!

He just realized he'll be forever known as a traitor.

He's a coward. Spineless. Scared. Loser.

giving school shooter vibes... 🤔 Publius Servilius Casca Longus? team hope here

I'd say he was doing his best impression of a turtle, except I like turtles. 🐢🐢🐢💩

He looked like he wants to leave so badly

It's funny how one country had a comedian become a hero and inspiration, and our country has a once NY businessman become our President and a clown.

He's always been a clown

Yes!! I was thinking the same thing.

Failed business man

💯. He only played a successful businessman on TV.

I think you missed a word—‘corrupt’ should go before ‘businessman’ or one can remove ‘businessman’ and replace it with ‘bankrupted grifter’ or ‘felonious fuck’.

Trump was always a clown. A bully and a conman too.

Kamala 2028

Long Live Ukraine 🇺🇦

He does and he will in time.

In a few scaramuccis …

"I have no idea what is going on but somehow I might be on the wrong side omg omg"

He looks embarrassed!

He’s clearly miserable. But yet he went out afterwards and posted what Far Emperor wanted him to say

He is exatcly the same piece of 💩 like the orange felon and jd, that`s what i see!

His Kevlar vest is bulging under that poorly fit jacket. Oh…& he looks miserable while he stays very silent. Such an impressive Secretary of State!

Trump was right to call him little.

He looks like he’s made of Lego.

Being on the wrong side of history.

Rubio out of his depth

Hold on, America tonight after midnight they'll be some crazy tweets right after he watches all the news.

He knows if he opens his mouth, he's next. His spine won't allow it.

This is how you look when you have sold your soul to the devil!

Was gonna say he looks like his soul is leaving (or left) his body but what you said is on point!

A COWARD🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Maybe he needs more fiber in his diet?

I do not respect Marco Rubio because he knows rump and couch f***** are wrong and he says nothing. He is spineless

Looks like he needs a new pair of trousers 💩

Looks like a lump instead of a leader

He’s gained some weight and looks extremely uncomfortable.

When you look at the face of evil and realize you helped.

He never spoke.

"I should have worn the brown pants."

Looks like a scared little boy who is secretly happy the "other kid" being yelled at.

He wishes he had a tenth of the strength and dignity that Zelensky has.

His feet don't touch the floor.

He was trying to turn into a turtle and put his head in his suit

Moribund shame.

Looked like a little kid watching his dad beat his mom for the 20th time

He clasped his hands over his shriveling, already little, dick! #marcorubioshrivelingdickredtiequisling

Little Marco is clearly ashamed of himself.

I don’t think he has the personal introspection required to be ashamed on oneself.

I don't give him the grace of being oblivious. He knows full well that he is a toady.

The Republican party in a single photo.

It must be hard to sit up when you have no back bone! #trumpsbitch

He looks like a scared little boy

He should have been aborted

Please take note: His name is now Marco Rubleo.

The look when you realize you have gotten yourself into something or, in his case, a job you shouldn't have sold your soul for.

Obvious shame.

Maybe just a moment in time, but dude sure looks sick to his stomach there.

Envisioning the flames of Hell awaiting him.

Boy wanna puke there

Apparently, his mother didn't teach him to sit up straight. Posture is important #LittleMarco.

Looks like he wanted to disappear 🫠

Who....me?

Rubber spine Rubio looks like a little kid who was told to sit on the couch and “keep your fucking mouth shut!”

He looks like a fucking Simpsons' character.

fear

POS Shame on rubio. 🖕🤮

Rubio is a low-life, a genuine MAGA. Never believe otherwise While there was a time that he appeared to be an adversary of Trump’s, it was as though a switch flipped in his brain and he became a loyalist. We have to question why? Why did so many republicans flip so quickly? Somethings up! 👉$$$

Maybe he will grow a spine and blow the tRump/elon shit wide open. Maybe under that suit is a BIG "S"

coward

Feeling like a pork chop in a synagogue?

He kissed the ring and is now a member of the TRAITOR BOYS CLUB, may his future in politics be HELL!

What he thought the job would be like vs reality youtube.com/shorts/8LZ3r...

He's a slumping pile of shit and his suit don't fit.

That he's a bitch?

He wants to sink into the furniture.

Fucking coward.

I bet he was parched

Starting to look like an actual toad.

Little Marco….is he twiddling his thumbs. 🤬🤬🤬

I notice that he is thinking he will need to debase himself and consequently release a pro-trump, anti-Zelenskyy/democracy tweet...

And he did.

Spineless, gutless, nutless, soulless, devoid of all conscience, ethics, or morality. Looks like he has plenty of regret, though not enough to do anything about it.

You win.

Spineless and shameful coward. He sits to fit the part. That is all.

He's sitting slouched as if he doesn't have a spine. Narrator: "Rubio does in fact, not have a spine."

Best caption! 🤣

He was praying the couch would swallow him whole

Like a whipped pup

He’s a stooge. And possibly having either buyers remorse or gas. I hope he’s got both.

Grow some damn balls, dude

Hopefully he’s embarrassed and wondering exactly how the 25th amendment works in getting rid of a President, VP, and Speaker all at once.

Like a child

He's pissed at being forced to sit in the spot Vance just couch fucked

Trying not to laugh at the nail salon. I don't want my tech to think I am laughing at her, but there is a small child next to me and I also don't want to explain what is so funny. 🤣

We need thought bubbles

The wet spot.

Sticky wet spot 😉

Bahahahhhaaa thank you I needed to laugh.

Omg thank you for the laugh at this horrible moment. Best comment !

At least he wasn’t playing with his dick

Getting in touch with his outer child.

I'm not paid enough for this, graphical depiction.

"What the hell have I gotten myself into?"

Resentment, hate, overweight and wondering why he isn't in FL right now? I dunno.

He obviously is extremely uncomfortable with what he is witnessing. Plus it drives home that his role in this administration is strictly ceremonial. If he had a shred of integrity (and that’s a big “if”), he would resign after this fiasco.

All of their roles are ceremonial because the cabinet should be trusted advisors not sycophants

Welp, he doesn’t. He doubled down!

Jesus.

What a loser. OMG. How can you be that blind when you had a front row seat?

For a moment I thought he might have a conscience and speak out. Huge disappointment.

Pretty sure he was told to, after that face he made during the ambush.

If he was a real patriot, he'd sneak a glock into the next meeting.

He kissed the ring right after the meeting on social media.

His slouching cause he no longer has a spine 😏

He’s never had a spine.

He’s a “rubio” — a spineless, lump of nothing.

Was he starring at the Russian propaganda news in the oval? youtu.be/au-IVW4M0Oo

He literally has no spine, from the looks of it.

He has a good head on his shoulders?

shame

He’s scared!

Whipped pup

He’s the only one that kind of looks like he knows how bad this is.

He has a penis for a finger?

Useless, a puppet. A powerless figure without opinion or a say in any decisions being made

He knows he’s next unless he praises his dear leader’s outlandish behavior.

Scared

And he was supposedly the most qualified of all Trump’s cabinet. If he had a spine he would resign immediately. Sitting there while his country is embarrassed throughout the world.

The Shrinking Man

Fear and cowering.

Rubio knows how bad this is. He knows that he has sold his dignity and self respect. He looks like a broken man, and he knows that this was his choice. He will not survive this.

Rubio thinking about the balls he had removed when becoming Senator of the great state of Florida Men.

It's Little Marco who sold his soul for a job and constant humiliation.

Along with every single R who licks trumps shoes

Licking more than shoes!

Yes. He sold his soul. Ouch

That his body keeps getting fatter while his head and hands stay small.

…while JD had a good laugh. Sick f**k.

Is Rubio finally realizing the shitshow he signed on with?!

its giving.... " we could try injecting bleach"

Small.