BREAKING: Billionaire Governor JB Pritzker has asked if he could buy the painting of Trump hanging in the Colorado State Capitol.
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New dartboard for the office
mar 24, 2025, 10:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump should be giddy the painting doesn’t capture what he really looks like. Goddamn narcissistic sociopath.
mar 25, 2025, 12:05 am • 29 8 • view
Eww
mar 25, 2025, 12:23 am • 4 0 • view
Governor Pritzker, I love you!
mar 24, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Painting? I thought it was a photo......
mar 24, 2025, 10:25 pm • 3 0 • view
He probably doesn’t like it because his mouth isn’t doing that disgusting puckered anus thing. 😝
mar 25, 2025, 11:14 am • 1 0 • view
If Trump didn't want it for himself he wouldn't be requesting it should be replaced. Wouldn't be surprised if JB is trying to buy it for Trump.
mar 24, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
She didn’t even make him look nearly as bad as he actually does is the funny part 😂
mar 24, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
I love JB!!!
mar 24, 2025, 10:35 pm • 3 0 • view
YASSS. luv my guv🧡
mar 24, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣😂🤣
mar 24, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
It'd make a great dart board. #FuckTrump
mar 24, 2025, 11:31 pm • 4 0 • view
Shred it first, sew it back using his fake hair, and then burn it.
mar 24, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Pritzker's a badass. Plus, he's funny!
mar 25, 2025, 1:42 am • 1 0 • view
😀
mar 25, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
will he use it as a dart board?
mar 25, 2025, 12:10 am • 2 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 11:45 pm • 23 4 • view
I would buy a print. Fundraiser idea. Or a bake sale.
mar 24, 2025, 10:30 pm • 5 0 • view
Pin the tail on the donkey
mar 25, 2025, 12:18 am • 8 0 • view
I love Pritzger.
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 10 0 • view
Do you know @dailybeanspod.bsky.social ? They just gave him a lovely shout out today 🙏🏽🩷💪🏽
mar 26, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes, thanks, I follow.
mar 26, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm really starting to enjoy my governor. Go JB!
mar 24, 2025, 10:12 pm • 2 0 • view
Love that guy!
mar 24, 2025, 10:10 pm • 1 0 • view
When I first saw that painting I thought it was that genius Gary Peterson (@garypetersonusa.bsky.social) again.
mar 24, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Lol
mar 25, 2025, 1:26 am • 0 0 • view
Game of darts anyone?
mar 25, 2025, 7:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Dart throwing!!
mar 25, 2025, 3:44 am • 4 0 • view
I live in Colorado. Give it to him!
mar 25, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
I think he should buy the subject of the painting instead
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
He is simply the best!
mar 25, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
In a very strange way the picture looks like what a 75 year old love child between Trump and Musk would look like.
mar 25, 2025, 1:50 am • 3 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
mar 25, 2025, 1:15 am • 1 0 • view
🤣
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Lmao.
mar 25, 2025, 1:15 am • 0 0 • view
omggggggg
mar 25, 2025, 6:46 am • 1 0 • view
You go JB - if it gets under his thin skin & we all know it does - let’s make sure it goes viral worldwide! Orange Buffoon anyway!
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 23 1 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Gotta love it.
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Why?
mar 24, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Must know what he wants to do with it. Any suggestions?
mar 25, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
Yeeeessssss 🔥🔥🔥🔥
mar 25, 2025, 2:57 am • 1 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Put it on the side of every bus in Chicago!
mar 24, 2025, 10:10 pm • 17 1 • view
@govpritzker.illinois.gov 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Bravo! Well played!😉 It’s a YES from me! Please do it!🤣
mar 24, 2025, 11:32 pm • 3 0 • view
Sell,it for a penny
mar 24, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:30 pm • 2 0 • view
The artist who painted this portrait definitely combined Trump’s and Yanukovich’s futures, both manafort’s clients As proof - picture of Yanukovich with his and Trump’s friend, putler.
mar 24, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 0 • view
By the way, that portrait was paid for by republicans!
mar 24, 2025, 10:18 pm • 4 0 • view
Anti-vaxxer Trump should have gotten that Mumps vaccine. Looking a little puffy.
mar 25, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂😂🤣
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 1 0 • view
I love this for trump
mar 25, 2025, 2:42 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm falling in love with this guy!
mar 25, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
Then use a sharpie alllll over it
mar 24, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Love this!
mar 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Pygmalion pygs
mar 25, 2025, 9:16 am • 2 0 • view
Dartboard
mar 25, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view
Why? What’s his play here hmmmm 🧐
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s an actual billionaire who finds joy in trolling 47, the fake wannabe billionaire, while also standing up for the people of IL. I’m so proud to have voted for my Gov! 💙
mar 25, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
JB Pritzker should act at once to preserve this priceless art treasure.
mar 25, 2025, 3:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Its honestly the best and truest photo of him.
mar 24, 2025, 11:15 pm • 2 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 2 0 • view
😆
mar 25, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
It would make a really dartboard.
mar 24, 2025, 10:42 pm • 3 0 • view
I don’t know much about Gov Pritzker, but I do know I like him. I know he has something special in mind for the tRUMP portrait.🤭
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 30 1 • view
I love my Governor, he is such a breath of fresh air
mar 24, 2025, 10:23 pm • 11 1 • view
He’s one of the effective leaders in the United States.
mar 25, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
For target practice, maybe a meat shoot target!
mar 25, 2025, 12:10 am • 2 0 • view
I'm sure Gov. Pritzker knows just the place for it.
mar 25, 2025, 2:07 am • 1 0 • view
Isn't just like Tiny to, BECAUSE he says doesn't like a portrait of himself, he instantly turns into the most famous and most shared portrait in the world. I like the one made from pig parts. Frankly I think it's more realistic, as well-
mar 24, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
and put it on billboards across america? or toilet paper? It’s a public figure…dog shit bags?
mar 25, 2025, 3:24 am • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
mar 24, 2025, 10:15 pm • 4 0 • view
Gotta love JB!
mar 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 0 • view
😂🤣
mar 25, 2025, 2:42 am • 0 0 • view
I can’t even look at him. Pritzker is pretty brave.
mar 24, 2025, 10:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Dartboard maybe?
mar 24, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s what I was thinking. But there still might be remnants of orange left.
mar 24, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Best Governor!
mar 24, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
me encanta Pritzker. Que lo compre y que lo ponga en el baño
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 2 0 • view
When this is all over… that should be the main portrait used for him in textbooks and on his tombstone.
mar 25, 2025, 1:29 pm • 11 0 • view
They’re gonna have to bury him on private property…
mar 25, 2025, 3:37 pm • 1 0 • view
I was thinking it would make a great dartboard.
mar 25, 2025, 4:53 pm • 3 0 • view
lol. Pritzker is turning out to be the world class Trump troll we all need.
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 253 9 • view
He lacks FEAR! And he's smart as hell. Just what we need.
mar 25, 2025, 12:22 am • 0 0 • view
Yes!!
mar 25, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Isn’t that the truth? It’s awesome.
mar 25, 2025, 3:24 am • 0 0 • view
I am proud of my Governor for standing up to all of this. He just rocks! 👍
mar 24, 2025, 10:20 pm • 108 5 • view
Me too! Love him !
mar 25, 2025, 12:17 am • 13 0 • view
Oh yeah! He's a visionary.
mar 25, 2025, 3:10 pm • 0 0 • view
He truly has risen above while being really perfectly hilarious with his honorable pettiness. Love our Governor!
mar 25, 2025, 11:37 am • 0 0 • view
He’s been consistent since he was first elected. He just doesn’t take any shit from the wannabe dictator. He never did. 😊
mar 25, 2025, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
I may have used risen above wrong. I mean to say he stands out among other political figures that have their head in the sand. He’s a keeper. ☺️
mar 25, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
I knew what you meant 😄
mar 25, 2025, 11:05 pm • 1 0 • view
I am so tired of these shenanigans I can’t tell if I am talking shit or not, man! 🤣
mar 25, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ve heard he’s been consistently good governing the state of Illinois.
mar 25, 2025, 1:36 pm • 1 0 • view
He should run in 28 but then the racists would have a problem with him.
mar 25, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
💙
mar 24, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I just think it is just hilarious that the one time I've ever seen Trump pictured as just like...a regular dude...he hates it so much. This is the most normal I've ever seen him look. The artist was generous and polite and accurate. Says a lot about how he sees himself.
mar 24, 2025, 10:09 pm • 65 2 • view
She didn't make him orange enough for his liking.
mar 24, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
My first thought on seeing that portrait was that he (and especially his hair) looks better than he/it does in real life. You'd think he'd be grateful 😅
mar 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 40 1 • view
I had the same thought 🤣
mar 24, 2025, 11:23 pm • 4 0 • view
it's missing his crown & cape with the ermine collar
mar 24, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Use it as a shitter.
mar 24, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Expensive darts board 😁
mar 25, 2025, 7:09 am • 1 0 • view
Yous gotta love a good midwesterner
mar 24, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
OMG please please please buy it!
mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 28 1 • view
Use it as a dart board lol
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 7 0 • view
Darts anyone?
mar 24, 2025, 11:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Lol
mar 24, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Umm, dart board perhaps?
mar 25, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
Good one!
mar 25, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
Make me barf, why dont ya.🤮
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
He's now fat Biff Tannen. The metamorphosis is complete
mar 25, 2025, 2:33 am • 0 0 • view
I love my Governor!
mar 25, 2025, 10:20 am • 1 0 • view
Funniest or stupidest part of this, is that almost nobody knew / cared about this portrait (been hanging since 2019) until the fragile orange snowflake whined about it.
mar 24, 2025, 10:26 pm • 8 0 • view
Hang it in the Governor’s Mansion or in the halls of the Capital of Illinois.
mar 25, 2025, 3:04 am • 1 0 • view
Love it. Just the way we all should be seeing the megalomaniac. NOT some prettied up photo.
mar 25, 2025, 8:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Lmao
mar 24, 2025, 10:43 pm • 3 0 • view
Bahahaha I love my governor!
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 19 0 • view
I am surprised mine Polis just doesn't gift it to him.
mar 25, 2025, 1:20 am • 0 0 • view
Double Dog Dare you to put that on a JumboTron at an NFL Home Game!
mar 24, 2025, 10:16 pm • 6 1 • view
Trump’s face looks like he’s retaining water. Fat and fluffy cheeks. Matches his ass cheeks. I am not trying to be cheeky.
mar 24, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
😆
mar 25, 2025, 10:26 am • 0 0 • view
This actually makes perfect sense. Douche attracts douche
mar 24, 2025, 11:19 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
mar 24, 2025, 11:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Every blue state should have this portrait commissioned for the state capitol. He shouldn’t be able to escape his true beauty.
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 40 3 • view
🤣 I was just saying that I thought Gov. Mills should take it, but Pritzker, yes...brilliant.
mar 25, 2025, 5:37 am • 1 0 • view
That painting kinda looks like a cross between tRump and Lindsey Graham.
mar 26, 2025, 12:57 pm • 1 0 • view
LOL. Go Gov. Pritzker!
mar 24, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah, buy the painting to have a bomb fire while sipping wine.!!
mar 27, 2025, 11:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Hang the picture of the Felon-in-chief in the pig pin.
mar 27, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
He’s the best!!
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Starting a rogues’ gallery?
mar 24, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
😎🙌🤣So good!
mar 24, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
That's my Governor. Will proudly vote for him again next year- although he's taking his sweet time declaring his candidacy.
mar 24, 2025, 10:17 pm • 6 1 • view
😂
mar 24, 2025, 10:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Only if the artist gets some of the money
mar 26, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
I love how JB trolls!
mar 25, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:35 pm • 2 0 • view
So he can burn it on his lawn, I hope...
mar 25, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Somebody could make a lot of money turning that thing into a reactive urinal target — like it appears to melt every time it gets hit with warm water. Put it in urinals across the nation.
mar 24, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Love him
mar 25, 2025, 12:34 am • 4 0 • view
God, I hope this is true 🤣
mar 25, 2025, 1:11 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
mar 25, 2025, 3:16 am • 0 0 • view
I am cracking up 😂
mar 25, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
Is the fat pudgy face fuckwad embarrassed about his fat face? Ok President Pugsley, show me on the doll where the mean artist hurt your widdle feelings.
mar 25, 2025, 3:35 pm • 1 0 • view
He inquired if someone there could paint a target on it prior to sending it.
mar 24, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣
mar 25, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
I heart Dems with strong trolling skills
mar 24, 2025, 11:56 pm • 1 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s a cross between Putin and Trump’s face 🤣.
mar 24, 2025, 10:09 pm • 4 0 • view
I live this guy!
mar 25, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
OMG are you serious?!?!!
mar 25, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Campbell soup boy
mar 25, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Campbell Soup kid
mar 25, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
Pillsbury dough brain Trump
mar 24, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
I honestly thinks it makes him look better than he really looks.
mar 24, 2025, 11:40 pm • 2 0 • view
🤮
mar 24, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
For a dart board?
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 40 0 • view
Bullseye 😏
mar 24, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
You stole my line! I am just jealous you got to do it before me.
mar 24, 2025, 10:23 pm • 9 0 • view
Me 2.
mar 25, 2025, 12:14 am • 2 0 • view
Same here. All I see is a dart board for the basement.
mar 24, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah but I wouldn’t want to deal with trumpledthinskins mug for a extended period of time
mar 24, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Well fine, then.
mar 24, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Funny. Saving “trumpledthinskins”
mar 24, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Ban tedkas
mar 25, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
Ban teslas
mar 25, 2025, 12:24 am • 0 0 • view
I am liking Pritzker more and more
mar 25, 2025, 1:57 pm • 14 0 • view
Same!
mar 25, 2025, 3:09 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣 Love this!
mar 25, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
I love this painting — it is a twofer with Lindsey Graham showing up in this moment. See it?
mar 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 0 • view
That picture was on the news in Ireland today 😂😂
mar 24, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
He could auction it on @temu. 😂😂😂😂 My offer -$.47 cents in pennies. 🤣
mar 25, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
mar 25, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
This is literally the most accurate depiction of Trump I have ever seen.
mar 25, 2025, 2:45 pm • 4 0 • view
The next Postmaster should make it a stamp
mar 24, 2025, 10:43 pm • 11 0 • view
Love that idea!
mar 24, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
he would be "canceled" over and over again 😆
mar 24, 2025, 11:02 pm • 4 0 • view
but one that isn’t enough to actually be used or go first class. Maybe there should be a “second rate” stamp.
mar 25, 2025, 3:25 am • 1 0 • view
LOL!! They should sell it to the highest bidder and then replace it with the mug shot.
mar 25, 2025, 12:40 am • 3 0 • view
I think every democratic governor should have a copy.
mar 24, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
He could put it behind a plastic screen and let people throw things at it
mar 24, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Pritzker 2028!!
mar 24, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Hahaha!
mar 24, 2025, 10:14 pm • 1 0 • view
I would ask the artist to update the portrait for accuracy if I were Pritzker: bsky.app/profile/jgt1...
mar 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 9 1 • view
And as a side note, what the hell is it doing in the CO capitol?
mar 24, 2025, 11:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Lol
mar 25, 2025, 3:16 am • 1 0 • view
Looks like the prick
mar 24, 2025, 10:27 pm • 3 0 • view
mar 24, 2025, 10:41 pm • 6 0 • view
I think the artist should give us all the rights to project that piece of art ALL over! Can you imagine projecting it on buildings all over the country? Huge!
mar 25, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
mar 24, 2025, 11:18 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
mar 24, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
i read this and genuinely LOL'd
mar 24, 2025, 10:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Maybe he needed a new dart board.
mar 25, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
Every Dem governor should hang a copy of that portrait. 😁
mar 24, 2025, 10:18 pm • 18 3 • view
That’s my Governor! He rocks! ✌🏼👍
mar 24, 2025, 10:19 pm • 2 0 • view
The only reason why Trump doesn't like that painting, is because it makes him look like the fat fuck he is.
mar 24, 2025, 10:12 pm • 12 0 • view
Love me some JB!!!!
mar 25, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
What great humor!!! 🤣🤣
mar 24, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean the essence was completely caught perfectly...man-toddler. 👏
mar 24, 2025, 11:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Lololol
mar 24, 2025, 10:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Haha!
mar 24, 2025, 10:07 pm • 11 0 • view
If he owned it, would he have the rights to do with it as he wishes.... say... print billboards? Cause that would be epic. Instead of the painting the felon hates just hanging in CO, it's EVERYWHERE. That would piss him off.
mar 25, 2025, 12:16 am • 14 1 • view
We also need this on t-shirts
mar 25, 2025, 1:27 am • 6 0 • view
I was thinking that at first too but then thought, "ewww, I don't want that face on a shirt."
mar 25, 2025, 1:28 am • 2 0 • view
Lol Donnie boy looks like Sluggo in the old Nancy and Sluggo comics
mar 27, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Put it as the backing of a urinal or bidet!
mar 25, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
that’s awesome! but I can’t help but think about all the good people who have multi millions or more! people who could literally give every american 1 million and not even miss it but could write it off and if there ever was a time with trump and elon destroying america and american lives to step up
mar 24, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view
So when do we start burning him in effigy?😏
mar 24, 2025, 10:15 pm • 7 0 • view
and then proceed to burn it!
mar 24, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Or use it to crap on
mar 24, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
I don’t know what the big deal is but I think the painting really captures Trump.
mar 25, 2025, 12:28 am • 15 1 • view
Too thin, and his hair looks too real.
mar 25, 2025, 1:14 am • 2 0 • view
🤣
mar 24, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
OMG Trump looks like a chipmunk 🐿️
mar 24, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view