JD is having a dick moment.
JD is having a dick moment.
Ooohh no... Not having one single... *Every* moment of just existing as Couchie is a "dick moment". 🤦♂️🤷♂️🤡🫏🖕🖕💩💩
Yes. True. 💙
OMG!!
As one who has had multiple aliases himself, could be he is just bad with names.
True to form....
Fabrications and falsehoods presented casually under the guise of a name change.
And he is so proud of himself. He’s a big boy now!
Hey JD, Senator Alex Padilla has a Mechanical Engineering degree from MIT and he’s from CA.
Referring to Senator Padilla as 'Jose' is at the very least a MAJOR GAFFE, and likely a DELIBERATE bigoted slur.
What a prick he is.
Of course He has old Orange’s dick in his mouth daily and will never be anything else but a douche bag
He gained weight already
The last Republican VP that wasn't a dick is HW Bush.
Always the a-hole.
Vance thinks he is extraordinary, as if he is the only person who has risen above the expectation of others. Thiel plays him the way Putin plays Trump.
What do we expects from the Musk-Theil Waterboy? The Hellbully Effigy is an easily moldable finance capital stuffed shirt who speaks -- nay, Dogwhistling lapdog barking--white christian nationalism.
And not one fucking sole spoke out and corrected the fucking liar. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
*soul*
I assume you meant soul
Autocorrect has this way of.... 😳🤣
And he's next in line to be commander in chief😵💫
I vote we start calling JD Vance Heinrich Vance.....
Look at him laughing and smirking. He knew what he was about to say was a well rehearsed ploy for clicks. Deprive them all of their oxygen.
The VP is either stupid or so misinformed Maybe both
I think he spent taxpayer money just to go to CA and make his very unfunny joke in his renowned awkward way. What a dweeb he is.
He really thinks he owned a Lib🙄😆🤮
Yeah, bet me that confusing the name of a Senator with that of a convicted terrorist isn't intentional. Of course there could be confusion based on the fact he works for a felon.
BREAKING: Maybelline has just announced it is pulling sponsorship for The JD Vance Mountain Dew Tour immediately.
And no one called him out? This is why it keeps happening. We're not going to get anywhere.
Scumbag. JD Vance is a scumbag.
Don't ever forget that JD Vance spread the lie that migrants in Ohio were eating pets and animals off the street. If there is anyone who ever deserved ignominy a Mussolini style erasure it should be him.
James Donald Bowman
It’s disrespectful not to know your hosts name- maybe not racist okay. JD has changed his name 4 times or something. He’s not really trustworthy
What else would you expect from VD Vance?
when tRUmP drops dead, all this shit is over
Another embarrassing ass in government.
BJ Vance
What does ‘BJ’ stand for?
What an ass. JD is old gum on the shoe of Senator Alex Padilla.
Well put. Quite a metaphor!
Hey JD, project much?
Why does JD Vance wear eye liner? What a weirdo!
Asshole.
Memaw gets an A+ for instilling all of their family’s classlessness in JD!
I honestly don't know if it was deliberate or a mistake, but these are the people who REFUSED to pronounce 'Kamala' correctly...
The problem is if the prez is impeached, he's next in line, followed by Mike Johnson. Which is the best of three succession list?
He's Propylene Glycol flavored sugar free vanilla ice cream, Sans-a-belt slacks, white bread. What he says matters as much as lint. Fade, bitch.
You know, I’m not sure how to refer to the veep, he’s changed his name almost as many times as trump has said he should have won a Nobel Peace Prize.
We call him(?) jethrene deplorable! Seems to work on so many levels.
He’s going to say it was an honest mistake. It wasn’t. Normally, a VP would refer to him as Senator Padilla. So this was a well thought out shot - using the name Jose’ as an insult at the Senator’s ancestry.
Don't overreact. Adolf Vance can make a mistake.
I agree. They mispronounced Kamala's name knowing full well. Those assholes.
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His name is Dick Head.
God he's like a villain from a daytime Disney sitcom. I've never seen someone more smug, pleased, and smarmy.. Maybe a baby who shat themselves.
How does that #futonfucker manage to keep his lips so firmly on #felon47 ass and his foot in his mouth at the same time?
Fat Face proud boy vance
He’s a piece of chit
What a lying POS. Performing for an audience of one.
The unfortunate thing is that Vance, a known racist, feels he can say that without remorse or repercussions.
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Drama Queen J.D. Vance is accusing someone else of "political theater" BWAAAHAHAHA!
What a dumbfuck
Senator Padilla should refer to jd vance as K.D. Lang. That’ll really go up that transphobic racist hillbilly’s ass a mile.
Dude fucks couches
Unfit to be a mayor of a small Appalachian town.
When they Article 25 the orange 47, Vance will be 48 and then Thiel will pull hos chain.
Evil Teddy Ruxpin
It's only embarrassing if this was a mistake. We all know that this level of casual, insipid racism is 100% on purpose.
All so Trump can pat him in the head. Weak and pathetic.
Talk about theatre! Spring time for Hitler, eh?!
Trash-talking JD once again surrounded by security and thoroughly controlled access. His comeuppance is inevitable and it will be epic!
Jd Vance is a racist. Plain and simple.
Did he do it on purpose? Also everyone hide your couches!
Straitjacket and padded cell for him now
“These guys show up, they want to be captured on camera”… WTF do you think you’re doing JD? GTFO CA. No one wants or needs you here
And yet… who’s the guy who’s actually changed his name numerous times??? Vance is such a prick!😡
Well, he's getting pudgier.
Talk about “political theatre”— referring to the masked unidentifiable ICE thugs as Law Enforcement— when in reality they are anything but. This media session is political theatre with a lot of bad acting.
What's up with this weird motherfuckers eyes
Scumbag!
Vile racist, bigoted white nationalist. Hiding behind his so-called 'christianity'. Hope he made his wife and kids proud today
His wife has surrendered and his kids are probably being groomed.
I don't know what Usha feeds him, those cheeks.. Maybe he's eating the chipmunks.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Racists going to do racism 🤦🏻♀️
Jerk.
Funny, I never hear him say Senator Rafael Cruz, aka Ted. I think he doesn't know most of the senators names...or anything else.
This guy is such a coward he would sell out his mama for a crumb of attention from his master The OANGE DEVIL!!!
That's ok...we call HIM "FAT BOY'S BUTT BUMPER"
Vance is a pathological liar just like Trump. Ha can be on anyone’s side in a heartbeat. Just another deplorable anti-American.
What is wrong with you? Are you just play acting to get into power or are you a real bigot? So hard to know, but bottom line, your children and wife are brown? Your mentor is gay, married to a man. Did you not notice? @jd-vance-1.bsky.social and @ushavance.bsky.social
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Such an a hole
He’s a 💩💩💩💩💩💩
Vance is Theil’s puppet!
JD = Jizz Drinker JD = Jelly Dingler JD = Jacking Donkey I mean I can do it too. Couch humping Vance needs more eyeliner because that is how Trump likes him.
“Jose Padilla” could be a legit name - just like Jack Dick.
Calypso has no face & Sweet Tooth is a psychopath .
I knew it Gacy escaped!!!
Eewww!
I am in Ohio and I know what a creep he is God help us if he is ever president after we get rid of tRUMP and that is what he wants
Completely racist. They all know exactly who Padilla is, especially now that Padilla humiliated their dumb asses. Some nerve coming from a hillbilly who changes his name to match a new tough guy character in his pedo rag
Per his kinfolk JD Vance is a #Shillbilly and always will be.
He's trying to be funny, but he's actually making an ass out of himself
I get fucking micro penis energy from this guy. I think he WISHES he could fuck a couch. How can all these SOBs stand each other? Each one is more repulsive than the last!
which one in the current Administration isn't?
The VP has ice cold Hitler eyes.
Senator Padilla — my senator, I voted for him — is of Hispanic heritage, which is why he was specifically targeted by Trump admin thugs, FBI and ICE. Compare also the attacks on Mayor Ras Baraka and Representative LaMonica McIver. They are specifically targeting people of color, all to MAGA cheers.
Fuck this eyeliner wearing troll.
It’s gotta be hard for J.D.Vance to distinguish himself as a dissembling, racist toadie when working for the Liar-In-Chief, but at least he’s trying hard, pretending he’s ‘saving’ California and calling his former colleague, Senator Alex Padilla “Jose.” Good job, Junior! You’re an asshole already!
Um, isn’t that Usha’s job?
What the fuck is happening to the press? Why the hell is nobody pushing back on their racism, nonsense and lies. It’s like they are all bending the knee. I’m gonna lose my shit. RESIT 💙🇺🇸
The only thing that comes to mind is Quail.
JD is as bad as tRump. He is a racist sob.
JD Vance is still making an ass of himself every time he opens his mouth. He looks like an idiot. Someone paid for his diploma to graduate from the law school.
Did he even pass the bar?
He's a Nazi POS.
“It’s pure political theatre, these guys show up…” he’s almost as good as TACO at projecting his BS on to others. Complete Embarrassment!!
It was clearly deliberate. He traveled across the country to California to pull this stunt. Nobody wanted him there. We the People see straight through the BS.
No sir, and I used the term loosely, you are a pathetic excuse for our Vice President. Insulting a US senator with your snide remark only shows how little you are. Go back into the hole you crawled out of and don’t come out until you grow up. And a gentleman would apologize, but I doubt you will.
Mascara wearing chubbawumba
Yes he is
Stupid Vance did not take the time to get to know his colleagues, nor hold onto his soul. Instead he has learned to tell bearded face lies, and kiss the feet of Trumpty Dumpty's.
His constant ham-handed efforts to fit in with the rest of the stupid, bigoted, MAGA base are even more pathetic than his colleagues. How’s Usha Vance feeling about her husband’s casual racism?
Put him in the impeachment queue!!
The dude is really getting the most from his revenge for being picked last in P.E.
Why does he keep showing us how small his dick is?
One step farther would be Jesus Padilla...
These racist mother fuckers never surprise any of us.
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He is a fucking idiot garbage human
…a couch fucking idiot!
What a blockhead
OK, Gringo !
Chubby cheeks says what?
Just Dumb Vance
Fuck that guy.
I kind of love that JD Vance and the rest of MAGA are so clueless about the political impact of what they’re doing. I hope they stay on their message, that the only people who are unhappy are radical leftists, all the way through 2026. Works for me. 😏
Inhuman. Or unhuman. These people are horrible.
His wife is the daughter of Indian immigrants.Is he really a big stupid imbecile.
How to spell Scumbag with a J and a D
All for the rapist while he waits to replace him
It was done on purpose. It is as Na Tzi as it comes. This is propaganda and it has been working. He is disgusting, but don't think this isn't by design or that it doesn't land with a large amount of this country. He's not Donold, he's a bigger threat.
For everybody whose inclination is to excuse this as an "understandable" mistake by an obvious moron, as opposed to yet another racist attack: Rule One: Fascists should be presumed guilty until proven innocent. Rule Two: They cannot be proven innocent.
People should return the favor, and start calling him VD Jance. Disrespecting the opposition by not even spelling their names right might be one of their tactics after all.
Don't overreact. Adolf Vance can make a mistake.
Jesus help us
Totally
That arrogant smirk on his face makes me ill.
Vance is a chubby little cuck. There’s a 100% chance he wets himself at his trial when this regime falls.
JD Vance is the one putting on a show, making it theater. This person is a joke, another clown in the circus of the felon.
I guess JD starts off his day by deciding which foot to stick in his mouth...
He must have the same makeup artist as trump. His eyeliner is smudged big time.
Maybe he thought Jose was short for his real name Alejandro. 🤣
All the pedophiles are Republicans.
JD Vance, please go fuck yourself in the face. Hard.
How would that work with the sofa? Nevermind.
A perv like him will figure it out.
JD, your recent visit to LA was a joke. Just like you. Nothing burned to the ground other than your racist presentation. No troops or NGs were needed. Law enforcement did fine without you or Donnie TACO.
Do not fall for the constant distraction.
JD Vance is a complete POS.
Fucking loser
What a total piece of shit!
Yes he’s a vile racist. And he must be squirreling away nuts for the winter in those cheeks
He's going along with his daddy, JD is one of those little soi boy's it's really obvious. Same school bully tactics making up little nicknames.
Your next president. Not that obviously deranged but right on brand nevertheless.
He is not qualified to be Vice President.
Why isn't Ensign Eyeliner off caressing his couch like a good little VP?
The Evil Eyeline Empire
Go fuck your couch JD and stay the fuck out of my state!
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social you own Sen. Padilla an apology.
What? JP Mandell got Senator Padilla’s name wrong?
These pricks hate to see successful Hispanics take their shine
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Oh my God another kiss the ring that’s all they do what is wrong with society nowadays these are grown men and they love to go kiss his ass. I have no backbone.
Grandstanding? Isn't that what he's doing right now? He's an embarrassment to our country.
His eyeliner is really showing up in that presser.
He respects NOTHING! Vance also should be ousted!
Wasn't he in the Senate with Padilla?
For only 2 years. You can’t expect JD to learn all his fellow senators in 2 years.
🚨 Cognitive Decline Alert!
I’ll go past the complete embarrassment, he’s a fucken Racist Asshole, like all RepubliCONS
Total ass!
It wasn’t an accident, and it was not just racism but utter contempt.
What a king
Will we ever get back to a time when a politician who makes racist jokes like this, will be canceled, impeached, & removed?
He did it on purpose. He's just like Trump. An ignorant asshole
What a disgusting,garbage human. I dare you to walk 1 block from there without protection
Lying piece of toxic waste!
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California hates you, Vance.
Not only California.
I’m grateful not to be alone. He’s such a Trump & Thiel ass kisser.
Is being brown nosed the same?
It’s gotta be hard for J.D.Vance to distinguish himself as a dissembling, racist toadie when working for the Liar-In-Chief, but at least he’s trying hard, pretending he’s ‘saving’ California and calling his former colleague, Senator Alex Padilla “Jose.” Good job, Junior! You’re an asshole already!
It’s gotta be hard for J.D.Vance to distinguish himself as a dissembling, racist, toadie when working for the lLiar-In-Chief, but at least he’s trying hard, pretending he’s ‘saving’ California and calling his former colleague, Senator Alex Padilla “Jose.” Good job, Junior! You’re an asshole already!
I am surprised J.D. Vance is not also accusing “Jose” Padilla of eating cats and dogs.
Hillbilly Fatass.
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If John Donald Bowman was a Democrat, Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson would be writing a book about his mental decline.
Senator Padilla should now refer to Vance as VP Couchfucker.
He is trying to trigger civil unrest.....!!!
Ohio State, right?
Ficking racist prick!!
The only thing I need to hear from JD “Fucking” Vance is what eyeliner he uses.
This guy is great advice to women why it’s a bad idea to drink while pregnant!
Racist ignorant lazy corrupt No morals
Racist back woods Nazi
Go back to Hooterville
You think it was a mistake? I think not.
Hillbilly Hatfield Vance thought that was funny. Back in the boondocks where they make moonshine that is counted as funny by his one-toothed cousin.
disgusting liar! claiming protesters were rioters etc