today the 13 year old is having a Taskmaster-themed birthday party with me in the role of assistant. please hit me with your best ‘little Alex Horne’ style insults for them to introduce me with
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"And finally, we have my assistant, who, despite his appearance, is actually 3 kobolds in a trench coat." "And next to me is a freezer-burned ice cream sandwich of a person."
aug 30, 2025, 2:40 am • 2 0 • view