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Well if living my life won't help me sleep, maybe reading about it will.
apr 30, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm an insomniac .. if I can't put me to sleep, no one can.
apr 30, 2025, 6:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Or Can I write a book so boring that even I can't write it?
apr 30, 2025, 6:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't tell me the ending, I am still reading it🙄
apr 30, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I’d title it “Mr F Goes to Waitrose”. It would be the tale of how I once picked up Linda McCartney Mozzarella Burgers instead of Linda McCartney Quarter Pounders. How we laughed when I got home and discovered the mistake but I don’t want to spoil the ending.
apr 30, 2025, 5:55 pm • 4 0 • view
True for the life I actually lived, but not the life I lived in my imagination…
apr 30, 2025, 5:24 pm • 2 0 • view
#SEEN
apr 30, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Honestly, I wish my life could’ve been characterized that way
apr 30, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Name of my sex tape
apr 30, 2025, 5:44 pm • 3 0 • view
Ha!
apr 30, 2025, 5:49 pm • 0 0 • view
apr 30, 2025, 5:18 pm • 2 0 • view
FFC
apr 30, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
If you're only looking on the outside. But the inner mind is turmoil.
apr 30, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Nope! ‘Fraid not! My book definitely has a different title!
apr 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
apr 30, 2025, 5:38 pm • 3 0 • view
I thought I’d burnt all remaining copies of that!? 😂
apr 30, 2025, 5:33 pm • 3 0 • view
;-)
apr 30, 2025, 5:36 pm • 1 0 • view
He should have worn the red tie.....why not be bold?! You might stay awake...maybe Melania has not been giving the golden shower lately and your dreaming of it.
apr 30, 2025, 6:15 pm • 0 0 • view
People need sleep, maybe there's a market for it
apr 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
This is only true if you are referring to my authorized biography.
apr 30, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
;-)
apr 30, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view