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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

If he didn't shave he'd be covered in hair, but he prefers to be well trimmed

aug 7, 2025, 9:23 am • 2 0

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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

He's got no last name, that's how his people roll

aug 7, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

He loveeeees spicy food :)

aug 7, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

He's not an herbivore despite his looks

aug 7, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

No nipples cuz lizards don't have nipples

aug 7, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

He's like 6'8 and is able to fit under most doors without ducking.

aug 7, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

Full name is Maximilian

aug 7, 2025, 4:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

He prefers loose clothing

aug 7, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

His chin... About... 8 inches long...

aug 7, 2025, 4:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

He's very nice and kind :D

aug 7, 2025, 4:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wetyuip🔞 @wetyuip.bsky.social

If he hears you say "clanker" he gets angry

aug 7, 2025, 6:51 pm • 1 0 • view