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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.bsky.social

so should i start chilling my champagne just in case, or

aug 30, 2025, 12:25 am • 57 4

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invisible-alien.bsky.social @invisible-alien.bsky.social

I'm hoping for before Christmas as a little present to everyone 🙃

aug 30, 2025, 1:53 am • 2 1 • view
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The Brain Does The Thinking. The Meat. @minimallycrazy.bsky.social

Ever make a champagne sorbet? It's a little tricky, but it's a real treat: www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/cham...

aug 30, 2025, 12:31 am • 3 0 • view
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Strategic Butter Reserve @euphoria5l.bsky.social

no no i'm not going to even consider the possibility,,

aug 30, 2025, 1:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Eliza 7777777🌟🥄 @eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social

But it’s fun! (I do not understand this gif but I understand enabling 🎶🎵FANTASY🎵🎶) 😇

aug 30, 2025, 3:17 am • 3 0 • view
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Collecting-Turnip 🏳️‍🌈 @collect-turnip.bsky.social

…. Has he really not said anything recently? It doesn’t feel like a quiet night.

aug 30, 2025, 12:29 am • 4 0 • view
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Jess @georgiajess.bsky.social

He posted on truth social but we all know he’s not the only person who posts on that account

aug 30, 2025, 12:44 am • 5 0 • view
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Collecting-Turnip 🏳️‍🌈 @collect-turnip.bsky.social

Like, he looks like crap more than usual these days, but I figured he had at least… 5 more months?

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 3 0 • view
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com

Has he not said anything since the tariffs being struck down post?

aug 30, 2025, 12:44 am • 8 0 • view
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Eliza 7777777🌟🥄 @eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social

Wait, what is this conversation I stumbled upon. 👀

aug 30, 2025, 1:20 am • 8 0 • view
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Catherine the Grateful @freeandclear1.bsky.social

Wouldn't it be lovely?

aug 30, 2025, 1:28 am • 6 0 • view
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Eliza 7777777🌟🥄 @eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social

I have no idea what inspired their speculation but even if it’s entirely baseless I’m not mad for the few moments of blissful fantasy.

aug 30, 2025, 1:30 am • 10 0 • view
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com

Evidently he hasn't been seen by anyone in days and has no appearances all weekend.

aug 30, 2025, 1:32 am • 10 1 • view
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🪡 Ether Lovelace 🪡 (she/her—illiteratis did this) @lacewise.bsky.social

If he does soon, how long will they Weekend at Bernie’s him?

aug 30, 2025, 1:48 am • 4 0 • view
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Eliza 7777777🌟🥄 @eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social

At least he’s… unique… enough it’s probably more challenging to get a convincing double.

aug 30, 2025, 1:52 am • 3 0 • view
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🪡 Ether Lovelace 🪡 (she/her—illiteratis did this) @lacewise.bsky.social

Remember when people realized they were almost definitely using a Melania double and no one followed up on that? They just let people offline believe it was a conspiracy theory? That feels relevant here. State leaders think they can play in our face now and journalists let them.

aug 30, 2025, 1:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Catherine the Grateful @freeandclear1.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 1:40 am • 5 0 • view
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Wanda Maximoff 🐈 @westviewwandam.bsky.social

I wouldn’t put it past these bozos to try to “Weekend at Bernie’s” him.

aug 30, 2025, 1:35 am • 6 1 • view
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🪡 Ether Lovelace 🪡 (she/her—illiteratis did this) @lacewise.bsky.social

Lol I’m assuming that’s a given, I just want to know how long we can expect them to get away with it

aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 4 1 • view
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Wanda Maximoff 🐈 @westviewwandam.bsky.social

Media will demand proof of life and fucking Stephen Miller will use an AI generated Trump voice to call into Fox and Friends 🥴

aug 30, 2025, 1:52 am • 6 1 • view
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Catherine the Grateful @freeandclear1.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:32 am • 4 0 • view
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.bsky.social

i can predict with 100% accuracy that Trump will die on a holiday (because the day on which he dies will immediately become a holiday)

aug 30, 2025, 1:34 am • 55 19 • view
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Collecting-Turnip 🏳️‍🌈 @collect-turnip.bsky.social

He passes on 9/11.

aug 30, 2025, 1:36 am • 7 0 • view
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Candice Crunk @mrscscrunk.bsky.social

I’ve been chilling it since 2016.

aug 30, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Little Aaron! @littleaaronwolf.bsky.social

Hopefully the end draws nigh for Trump. Good riddance!

aug 30, 2025, 2:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social

worst case you have some chilled champagne for a good night in

aug 30, 2025, 12:26 am • 10 0 • view
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Cadence ”Truck Game Use Corners” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social

Went out and got a bottle of mead Just In Case The Event happens

aug 30, 2025, 1:51 am • 7 1 • view
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Lisa @footenotes.bsky.social

We never are, but always To be blest Hope springs eternal...

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aug 30, 2025, 2:15 am • 3 0 • view
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social

Don’t jinx this

aug 30, 2025, 12:25 am • 6 0 • view