i poured it into my beer stein because it's not a shitty American pilsner (positive, complimentary) and I'm not a barbarian, and I'm [gestures vaguely in growing up poor] about wasting food and its vileness is oddly compelling, so I'm probably going to finish it i'm not happy about it, though
this is the CLOSEST a beer has ever come to using coconut and being good and i'm intrigued by what they're doing right. they're not afraid to let it be... murky. the mouthfeel is unbeerlike in a way that i find profoundly interesting. if i do not breathe in until it is in my mouth i... like it?
if i do breathe in as I take a sip I get this big smack to the face of hair product, though, and that's unfortunate. maybe drinking this one from the can WAS the right play and I fucked up
i am reliably informed that there are coconut-related drinks which are good. i am willing to believe that this is true or take the statement on faith. i have yet to experience a good coconut-themed beer.
you put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away
ok valid
