ugh i legit wish i had some non-alcoholic beer. or like a REALLY big can of cheap shitty american pisswater (positive, complimentary) pilsner. i have successfully noticed Thirsty, but i Do Not Desire Water and I'm like "flavored, sparkling water? :)" and my brain is like "go fuck yourself, buddy!"
May i interest you in a Hot chocolate?
wrong temperature and time of day but generally a real solid option my brain eventually settled on "sparkling water with a bit of rose syrup added" and it is delicious
Cold chocolate then? For sparkling water i tend to add a splash of fruit juice
Two of my go to drinks this summer have been the True Lime: Blackcheery Limeade with 20% diet 7-up. And True Lime: Limeade made with a strong mint tea instead of water, even better with 20% 7-up.
yeah, plain, flat water at the end of a long, hard day is SO underwhelming.