certainly the sooner the better—he’s done incalculable damage but hasn’t really consolidated his hold on anything—it’s been too much of a spree of destruction instead

“Press corpse” 😏

I'm assuming if/when it happens they'll Weekend At Bernie's the situation for as long as humanly possible.

And then turn it into a reality tv series, Bernie's Fired!

The Soviets very effectively propped up pickled, legally-deceased versions of Brezhnev, Andropov, and Chernyenko for months on end, on a fraction of the budget, so it's pretty likely.

Not me constantly refreshing multiple news front pages

God doesn't love us that much

fermented, candied or pickled--imma hold on to this one.