I've said it before and I'll say it again: when he finally does go, they'll try to Weekend At Bernie's him with AI but blow it by giving him six fingers or something
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Yeah, or like the wrong hat...WHICH THEY'VE BEEN DOING!
sep 1, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
It'll be very easy to tell if it's AI regardless, because they always got this uncanny look and motion to it.
sep 1, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
Or by accidentally making him seem smart.
sep 1, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
Giving him a brain
sep 1, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
Frankly, I wouldn’t put it past them to try to pull a “Dave” on us.
sep 1, 2025, 12:35 am • 4 0 • view
Yes, but Dave turned out to be a much better president than the original!
sep 1, 2025, 12:53 am • 2 0 • view
It did indeed. I doubt there would be similar results with this admin.
sep 1, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
lol. by making him 6’2” 225lbs.
sep 1, 2025, 1:16 am • 3 0 • view
When they finally announce it, it’s going to the be the most liked tweet of all time, isn’t it?
sep 1, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
Or they'll accidentally post the death certificate publicly. Whatever happens, they'll do something really stupid to give it away.
sep 1, 2025, 12:29 am • 4 0 • view
The Reply All button is the bane of dipshits like them.
sep 1, 2025, 12:37 am • 3 0 • view
His AI using proper speech would be enough.
sep 1, 2025, 7:13 am • 0 0 • view
(MAGA voice) All alphas have six fingers, yes their ties clip through their shirts
sep 1, 2025, 12:31 am • 7 0 • view
Or, two right super swollen ankles. Ah...yes. I hope #SNL doesn't hold back on this when it's time. I believe that they DO know their audience. 🙄🤔
sep 1, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0 • view
That and the vultures ge surrounds himself with will absolutely start devouring each other almost immediately.
sep 1, 2025, 12:29 am • 2 0 • view
Not to mention the *actual* vultures circling overhead.
sep 1, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0 • view
They'll have to fight off RFK Jr for first crack at the carcass
sep 1, 2025, 12:39 am • 3 0 • view
But, but... He has 6 fingers (which is especially weird considering how tiny his hands are)!
sep 1, 2025, 6:40 am • 0 0 • view
They're pretty much doing the classic Weekend at Bernie's now -- which is bizarrely the same weekend as the movie -- so it's either AI or a really bad body double next.
sep 1, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
I was thinking the other night about, like... how certain major figures would have to be protected so parts and pieces didn't get snipped off and Yeah I foresee many attempted reliquaries from this one.
sep 1, 2025, 12:28 am • 2 0 • view
It wouldn’t last a weekend. Some opportunistic grifter in the admin will try to get famous by being the first one to spill the beans.
sep 1, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
Oh, yes. 💯
sep 1, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view