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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social

Don't bother with the fact checks. It's a joke, but it's still highly plausible.

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may 24, 2025, 10:46 am • 25 1

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Olive @imapest.bsky.social

And they’ll solve the high cost of prescriptions by putting lithium back in 7-up.

may 24, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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retiredrn2016.bsky.social @retiredrn2016.bsky.social

🏆😹😹😹😹😹

may 24, 2025, 10:53 am • 1 0 • view
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MidwestSkatePunk @midwestfolkpunk.bsky.social

That's the least he could do. You have to be on drugs and liquor to live in America these days.

may 24, 2025, 1:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Salute Gesundheit @meltedplasticman.bsky.social

Just get rid of the high fructose corn syrup, Mexican Coke in a glass bottle… yes Mexican Coke is better than American Coke. I wonder if that’s because companies feel free to kill the American consumer for profit?

may 24, 2025, 11:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Art @art65.bsky.social

People in the US love drugs so if this were true it would be very popular.

may 24, 2025, 12:45 pm • 0 0 • view