I almost spit a mouthful of wine at my computer! Excellent!

That was a good one

I love it

Good for him Dog Whacker has hired thugs 2 of them got shot and killed in Houston Friday night Google it

Just read the article.

Is ICE admitting they were agents yet? The home defender stated they didn't have a warrant, he couldn't see a vehicle and they shot first. They were on his ring camera, I'm sure he was able to pick his shot better, they couldn't see him. Americans are not going to give in without proof of authority

If only that would happen.

I used to have a bull like that. His name was Big Red. And you really could see smoke coming from his nostrils. He was a sweet boy, until a neighbor borrowed him for his heffers, then butchered in front of him. He went from my 2 yr old sitting on his back, to wanting to kill everyone!

I’d literally pay to watch

Me, too.

If you act like an idiot, you get treated like an idiot.

Oldie but goodie

This is the energy I need.

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Perfect!😆😅

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Best use of an old joke I've seen lately!

The guy tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen. lol.

Bull careful what you wish for!

That is funny then he’ll keep it real and be good

Lookee what I found 😂🤣

I thought the second one was a "fluffy cow" I just know that you're not supposed to pet the fluffy cows. 🤷😆

😂🤣🤣🤣 Hate to be the one to tell you but that kind of intellect disqualifies you from ever being an ICE agent.👍😆

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I was initially a bit scared writing that as I wasn't sure if you would see humor.... So very glad you did my friend 🫂❤️‍🔥🌏😇

hehe I took it as "you are too smart to be ICE." Hope I got it correct. 😬🤞

Absof*ckinglutely my friend!👍🫂❤️‍🔥🌏🤔

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This is too damn funny. ICE not like us. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. Fuck MAGA Supreme Court.

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Lol

Would pay to see that.

🐄🐮Mooo!

A variation of a golden oldie

This wins the internet today!! 😂💙

Wow! Love this! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I know it's made up but it's still hilarious

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Brilliant! & damn funny

This is fucking awesome 👏

😂😂😂 I like your style!

That is fucking hilarious!!!! 😅😂🤣 Thanks for sharing, made my day!!!

They messed with the bull. 😆

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Righteous.

How I know it’s just a joke - ICE never shows badges

Brilliant 😁

Thank you. Me too, this is the America I know, love and recognize.

📌 ICE wird aufs Horn genommen

I don’t buy it. In the real world, they’d have shot it, and blamed the left

🤣🤣🤣 This is the best! You're my hero of the day! The ICE members are so full of themselves that they can't even figure out how to do their own jobs the right way! Hope they're getting good benefits because when they start carrying guns, there's going to be shootouts! People will get hurt or die! 🐃🤣

I have always loved this, perhaps we could come up with something similar for those goons coming into your neighbourhoods

Love it

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That's an old joke. But Still Hilarious. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

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hero

Would be nice if real

It's an old joke, updated a tad for the present times. Still funny :)

Old joke.

Cute story.

Love it!

This is a classic joke, but doesn't work for these guys because it relies heavily on the idea that they identified themselves and showed badges.

I needed this. Had to put my dog down this afternoon and cracked my first smile after seeing this. Much thanks.

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They deserve everything they get. Love your bull 🐂. Bravo 👏

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 team bull

Oh, to have been there to see it! Haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

It made my day. I would have paid to see the express on the ICE agent’s face. Bet he didn’t like it. 😂😂😂

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I cackled 😂

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You win the Internet today! 🤣🤣🤣

God how I hope this is a true story!!

Long ass ‘joke.’ Couldn’t hang for the punchline. I’m guessing there was a bull and the guy came back to yell at the farmer, and the farmer says something like: “did you show him your badge?” Or something similar

That the beauty of the video.

Who's a good boy

Ambassador Spock from the north chair to ICE: "Double dumb ass on you!" #∞

Fuck funny 😄

This is funny because it’s probably true!

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You da man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh my.... 😂😂😂

I was thinking rattlers.