Dear Mr. G: If you see an old orange man trying to illegally pass through the pearly gates, could you please have Gabriel arrest him and deport him to Hades without due process via the Highway to Hell. Thank for your attention to this matter … 🙏 From all the true Christians 😇

Whoa whoa, Satan advocates for critical thinking and an intelligent population. This guy's going straight to heaven where he can be a mindless, subservient slave.

And show you some real punishment

PLEASE.

Wow, a live-action South Park?

Sooner than later please