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white trash boy @whitetrashboy.bsky.social

This is very exciting. Oh, the possibilities. It's like a Gender Reveal Party. Will he be dead, disfigured, disabled, hideously deformed (more than he already is)? Nobody knows! I want the juicy good dirt. GIVE IT TO ME!

sep 1, 2025, 2:37 am • 26 4

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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social

Pretty sure he's suffered a stroke or mild heart attack. All signs point to congestive heart failure.

sep 1, 2025, 8:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Upside Down @zeebranation.bsky.social

You said it!

sep 1, 2025, 3:05 am • 8 0 • view