Thanks for being a real one! This is an I Love DC moment

Oh good, she’s mocking me

(My feelings are not hurt. Her detail says I can “keep walking”, when I asked how not to get in trouble. So I’m doing laps of the block

Stay safe! Nice night for a walk

Doing laps of nearby blocks to space it out a little.. I’m out of shape and my lower back is killing me if anyone wants to take a shift!

Update: she’s gone. My work here is done

Thank you for your service! 👏 we can all do our part.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Well done! 👏👏

When she saw my sign (one of her companions must have alerted her since I was coming from the other side), she started yelling “woo!!!”, which to me sounds an awful lot like an embrace of the fascist label

I hope she knows there was spit in all her food. How can these fascists be so stupid to go to restaurants that their goons are dragging innocent people out of? They are ingesting quarts of spit and piss for sure.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if she was trying to bait me into doing something stupid

Did she appear intoxicated?

I stared straight ahead down the sidewalk once I had the sign, so as not to give her detail any ideas. She shouted “wooo!!” when she saw it, so it’s entirely possible 🤷‍♂️ Corona appears to have been her drink of choice.

Thanks for doing your part! Stay safe.