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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com

“I PITY NO FOOL.”

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aug 26, 2025, 11:10 pm • 188 14

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Thomas A. Long @thomasalong.bsky.social

Burn down the school! Drink your raw milk!

aug 27, 2025, 12:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social

I'm not evil!

Mort Goldman from Family Guy. He is a balding, red-headed man with glasses and prominent front teeth.
aug 27, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Helena Gary Carter @scratchbomb.bsky.social

wears no chains at all and has a reverse mohawk (full head of hair with a divot right down the middle)

aug 27, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social

Clubber Lang's car.

aug 26, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social

Oh cool, Evilmart is my favorite place to shop for diabolical goods

aug 27, 2025, 12:41 am • 2 0 • view
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man w smol pan @trimdog.bsky.social

Treat Your Mother Right and For the Damaged Coda mashup

aug 27, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
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gromes.bsky.social @gromes.bsky.social

But did he eat anyone’s balls?

aug 27, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Andrés Alvarez @nerdnumbers.com

It took me way longer to get this awesome joke than in should have.

aug 27, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com

Shop Smart, Shop Evil Mart

aug 27, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social

Nonzero chance it’s just a Rick and Morty fan who loves Evil Morty

aug 26, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com

Was actually my first thought because of my various situations

aug 27, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
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keithweesner.bsky.social @keithweesner.bsky.social

I have legitimate empathy for the fool

aug 27, 2025, 5:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Cheshire Muser @cheshiremuser.bsky.social

and at first glance thought it read Evilmart shops for cenobites? evil mr T is that like Mirrorverse Mr Rogers?

aug 26, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com

No pity, only contempt.

aug 27, 2025, 12:29 am • 32 1 • view
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social

man, this could ascend to Rap-Battle E.T. heights

aug 27, 2025, 1:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Anthony DeVito 🇵🇸 @anthonydevito.bsky.social

DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, THROW YOUR MILK INTO THE FIRE!

aug 27, 2025, 12:30 am • 2 0 • view
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Rebecca Kell @rebeccakell.bsky.social

I think it's the corporate car for the store where you buy evil

aug 26, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view