I hope I die of natural causes like getting eaten by jackals
I hope I die of natural causes like getting eaten by jackals
They start at eating you at your crotch
Take it from me: about halfway there you change your mind
Remember, it doesn’t count if you climb into the enclosure at the zoo. These need to be free range hyenas
I hope I go quietly in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.
You sure you don’t want a jackal and cheese sandwich?