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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com

I hope I die of natural causes like getting eaten by jackals

sep 1, 2025, 3:05 pm • 65 0

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Mash333 @mash333.bsky.social

They start at eating you at your crotch

sep 1, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ben Tripp 老年火腿 @bentripp.bsky.social

Take it from me: about halfway there you change your mind

sep 1, 2025, 3:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social

Remember, it doesn’t count if you climb into the enclosure at the zoo. These need to be free range hyenas

sep 1, 2025, 3:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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HardwareGuy @hardwareguy.bsky.social

I hope I go quietly in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.

sep 1, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan Wade @15deloreans.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 3:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Canadian Tokusatsu Donald 🇨🇦🐉🔋 @rangerdonald.bsky.social

You sure you don’t want a jackal and cheese sandwich?

sep 1, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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TangoAlphaLima @tangoalphalima.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 3:12 pm • 1 0 • view