Pardon? They could’ve said: - Octopostie - Dr No you weren’t in so we left a card - Tomorrow Never Posts if it’s a Saturday (because Sunday is the next day) - Mailfall (when they come through the letterbox) - Letter (that one is Spectre) - James Bond Posts a Letter 😎
Goldenspy (because Royal Mail was actually set up to spy on mail).
Deliver and Let Die, surely?
1st Class is Not Enough.
Tomorrow Never Delivers.
Diamonds? No, the package was open when they gave it us.
We used to deliver twice
Casino Royale (Mail)
James. Bond James. IT JUST DOESN'T WORK! 😡
From Bournemouth, With love (the weather's been miserable but we're having a lovely time)
Or at least Mail. Royal Mail. ?
The Postage Is Not Enough
Love and Letter Die, For Your Eyes Only, The Mail With The Golden Gum,Thundermail
Royal Male (He’s a man who has possibly shagged The Queen)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Dr No post today because it's a bank holiday.
On Her Majesty's Postal Service
View to a Bill
No Time To Deliver.
I think 'Octopostie' is my favourite. Turns a slightly creepy sexual innuendo into something from a Richard Scarry picture book
From Russia, with customs charges to pay You Only De(Live)r Twice (once on Saturdays) Deliver Another Day (Because we didn't bother to knock/ring the bell and left a card instead)
For your letterbox only
Alan Bates: The name's Bates, Alan Bates Paula Vennels: I was not expecting you Bates: You were not expecting me to talk? Vennels: No Mr Bates I was expecting you to die...in prison
“They won’t cost a lot of money, Penny!”
Massive post office Q
Felix Letter
From Russia with Insufficient Postage
On Her (His) Majesty's Shite Service
“Do you expect me to be in?” “No Mr Bond, I expect you to pick it up from the sorting office.”
I like my parcels shaken not broken …
*runs back into the room sweating and struggling for breath* Nobody Does it LETTER 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
oh brava
Come on Ruth, what do the tax letters say on the envelope?
(de)live(r) and let(ter) die
Deliver Let Die
On Her Majesties Daily Service.
On Her Majesty’s Postal Service
Deliver Another Day?
Casino Royal Mail
The Spy Who Franked Me
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr Bond, I expect you to WRITE!"
On Her Majesty's Secret Delivery Service.
That just happened!
Of Her Majesty's Postal Service
Live and Letter Die
On her Majesties Delivery Service
We tried to deliver your parcel but Dr No one was home.
From Russia With Postage Due
From Russia with free postage
YES.
For Horizon-ly The Compensation is Not Enough OctoBlackandWhitePussy The Man with the Mrs Goggins Driving Licence to Renew The Postage is Not Enough, please pay an additional fee to retrieve the item.
Worldwide shipping is not enough
Licence to Fill (your letterbox) I'm done 😂
*applause*
Post Office Q
hang on, are we doing bad ones or good ones?
Private & Confidential - For your eyes only!
On her Majesty's Postal Service
Lots of James Bond stamps but none of Felix Letter?
Felix is American. The US Post needs to do a stamp series of all the Felix Leiters (Felix Letters?).
James Bond Will Return To Sender
YOU ONLY deLIVEer TWICE (once)
chapeau
Casino Royal Mail...
There was a time that On Her Majesty's Postal Service would have been a shoo-in.
I am unreasonably angry that they didn't use this.
Live and Get Delivery a week late.
Live and Letter Spy?
You only Deliver Twice
*You Used to Deliver Twice
We’ve got this licked.
Not shaken, not stirred?
We used to deliver twice (on weekdays)
Postman Bond and his black-and-white..... errrr...... pond ?
this Postman fucks in his black and white tux
M: we have the spy, Cassire in the line up - do you recognise him? Connery: Yesh. Cashier number four.
From Russia With Excess Customs, VAT, and handling charges.
Should have gone with one of his famous catchphrases like "short back and blow your fucking head off"
Don’t think I’ll ever tire of watching that TikTok vid..
From Russia With An £8 Customs Handling Charge
You Only Try to Deliver Twice…
On His Majesty's Postal Service
TV License to Bill…
Never Say Letter Again.
Hell, even just "Bond. Mail Bond" would have made more sense! Or "You Only Lick Twice" (once for the envelope, once for the stamp!)
