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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social

BREAKING: UK government silent as ‘Scrumptious Juice’ pulled from shelves

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jul 22, 2025, 9:47 am • 44 5

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NW @nwbeers.bsky.social

Being dyslexic I read Chlorella as Cholera at first. 🙃

jul 22, 2025, 11:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social

Mmmmmm. Sweet tasty added cholera. Get your hands off my rage water Starmer you twonk.

jul 22, 2025, 11:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Mr Peter Lyall @missedmycue.bsky.social

But...now...everyone knows the formula!

jul 22, 2025, 9:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social

Broken Britain confirmed as government announces policy to replace all drinks by 2027

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jul 22, 2025, 9:47 am • 39 2 • view
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mr-price.bsky.social @mr-price.bsky.social

serve it in this, BOSH!

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aug 5, 2025, 1:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social

My go-to meal deal, along with a tepid gruel main and a nice packet of dust

jul 22, 2025, 11:07 am • 1 0 • view