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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social

You're never gonna believe this but you know that vintage child mannequin with painted shoes and no arms that you viewed? Still available by the way

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aug 14, 2025, 8:46 am • 134 13

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Roosed @roosed.bsky.social

Tempted to buy it and sneak it into my sister's house

aug 14, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social

That shit’s 💯 haunted

aug 15, 2025, 3:28 am • 3 0 • view
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terrible normie @botvolution.bsky.social

fucking hell. no.

aug 14, 2025, 11:45 am • 0 0 • view
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JD @moanjam.bsky.social

With no arms, how is she going to creep into your bedroom and set about killing you? Or do you think she has friends ?

aug 14, 2025, 9:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Summer E @absinthemiasma.bsky.social

Cut a slot in its head, paint on some callipers, leave it outside the local shopping centre and watch the money roll in!

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aug 14, 2025, 8:51 am • 0 0 • view
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John Ix @frogalapeche.bsky.social

Clearly she's no longer a Material Girl.

aug 14, 2025, 10:39 am • 0 0 • view
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ROM VDV @stowellym.bsky.social

The shoes 🤮

aug 14, 2025, 11:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Mikey Papadopoulos @mikeypap.bsky.social

An amazing leaving gift for the work colleague you despise

aug 14, 2025, 8:51 am • 5 0 • view
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Robin Smith 🇺🇦 @robin.bobin.uk

Unless your colleague is Prince Andrew.

aug 14, 2025, 5:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social

And now... I shall never sleep again.

aug 14, 2025, 8:48 am • 3 0 • view
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lechapeaurouge.bsky.social @lechapeaurouge.bsky.social

Liz Truss's smarter twin.

aug 14, 2025, 12:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mr Peter Lyall @missedmycue.bsky.social

Just the right size to be able to come alive and kill you in bed. I am guessing that is what it is designed to do...I can't see any other use for it.

aug 14, 2025, 8:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Whingy Welshman @whingywelshman.bsky.social

Isn’t she a Presenter on GB News ?

aug 15, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Whingy Welshman @whingywelshman.bsky.social

The “Haunted” vintage child mannequin

aug 15, 2025, 10:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rowan Long @rowanlong.bsky.social

Kurt Cobain’s looking well

aug 14, 2025, 9:58 am • 0 0 • view
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CAW! 🪩 @discrowpanik.bsky.social

Great serial killer aesthetic 😨

aug 14, 2025, 12:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Phil The Sheep @asheepie.bsky.social

I have never known true terror until this moment

aug 14, 2025, 9:02 am • 1 0 • view
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M/V Paul R. Tregurtha (Truck Fump) @themightygk.bsky.social

aug 14, 2025, 11:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Mickey Numbers @mickeynumberz.bsky.social

They've sold it five times, but each time it's back on the landing the next morning.

aug 14, 2025, 2:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Chris Elston @chriselst.bsky.social

That's terrifying. Mostly because I think that's the landing in my house.

aug 14, 2025, 8:50 am • 9 0 • view
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com

She’s behind you

aug 14, 2025, 9:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Blue Tapes @bluetapes.bsky.social

When you buy M3GAN from Wish dot com.

aug 14, 2025, 9:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Glen Darroch @glendarroch.bsky.social

The sadness in her eyes

aug 14, 2025, 8:52 am • 1 0 • view