People like you are why the rest of us can't have nice things. Did you know that being such a crotchety C U Next Tuesday is a choice? Fuck me, I can't imagine being as miserable as you. Absolutely pathetic, 0/10.

People like you are maga fuckwits. Want a label? There's one. Did you know that being such a cunt is a choice? I can imagine being as miserable as you, but get ready, because it's going to get so much worse and it's going to be your future. Really. Absolutely pathetic, good spelling bonus, 1/10.