This could be the only New York Times headline I've enjoyed in an entire year! Woohoo!
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wait! no death penalty for throwing a sandwich??? there is HOPE in America.
aug 27, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view
i hope jury nullification will become a thing. i'm up for it.
aug 27, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe if it contained hot peppers.
aug 27, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
So not only can you not indict a ham sandwich, you can't even indict the person throwing it. And this is all *under* the Trump regime. Where is everyone who thought the charges against Trump were fixed? Let's roll them out to talk about this
aug 27, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Now official, It's OK to Hoagie Ice.
aug 28, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean, the missed headline here is "Ham Sandwich Beats Grand Jury"
aug 27, 2025, 5:17 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣😂
aug 27, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
So apparently you can indict a ham sandwich, but not a man who throws a ham sandwich. 🤔😄
aug 27, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Although, personally, I would have done: Grand Jurors Fail To Indict Sandwich Assault!
aug 27, 2025, 5:00 pm • 26 1 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 5:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Vive la Revolution du Sandwich!
aug 27, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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🙏justice
aug 27, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
I admire the rye humor.
aug 27, 2025, 6:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Trump prosectors couldnt indict a sandwich. Much less the man who threw one.
aug 27, 2025, 5:07 pm • 1 0 • view
They couldn’t have mustard up an indictment that we could relish? I need to ketchup with the legal briefings that they lettuce see.
aug 27, 2025, 5:40 pm • 3 0 • view