If you really think works of literature are better when they're shortened, then I have abridge to sell you.
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I worked for Reader’s Digest Everything was a bridge too short .
aug 28, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
I'll be using this
aug 28, 2025, 3:00 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm interested but would need to get abridge loan first.
aug 28, 2025, 7:33 pm • 1 0 • view
My friend Cliff Notes that he’s been peddling abridge since 1958.
aug 28, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
[rimshot] When I was much younger, I used to joke about a Reader's Digest Condensed version of the Bible. Then they made one. (Now I joke about that. Obviously.)
aug 28, 2025, 3:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Marking this one in memory of my dear Stephan Leibfried 🤣😢
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aug 28, 2025, 1:57 pm • 1 0 • view
(This joke doesn't really work syntactically, but, to be honest, that's the least of its problems.)
aug 28, 2025, 1:13 pm • 2 1 • view
No Notes of Cliff?
aug 28, 2025, 4:55 pm • 1 0 • view