I kind of love when my wife and daughter are talking at the kitchen table, look around conspiratorially, lean into each other and then talk at the same volume they were before
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I don't like it at all. That's why I stopped having lunch with them.
may 24, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Ha!
may 24, 2025, 5:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Whispering at the top of my lungs is what that’s called.
may 23, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Idk 🤷♀️ You might have bionic ears ….. Pssst: Ladies, their on to us!!!!!
may 24, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
They were saying great things about you and didn't want your head to swell!
may 24, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view
My girlfriend is from a tiny village in Scotland and whenever she shit talks people back home, she looks over both shoulders to make sure they're not behind her.
may 23, 2025, 11:58 pm • 5 0 • view
Either you’re part of the enclave, or very good at appearing to be absorbed in something else.
may 24, 2025, 1:44 am • 3 0 • view
*whispering loudly* that means you're in!👍
may 23, 2025, 11:07 pm • 10 0 • view
It's a gf thing.
may 23, 2025, 11:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Like my nephew who, around age 4, discovered the game "Hide-and-Seek" and kicked off his first round by going into a closet and loudly repeating, "I'M HIDING. I'M HIDING."
may 24, 2025, 7:10 am • 1 0 • view
Lucky you to be a fly on the wall of their world.
may 24, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
Thems wimmins is tricky.
may 23, 2025, 11:14 pm • 4 0 • view
This is the way.
may 24, 2025, 1:29 am • 2 0 • view
I like to think you're on the other side of the table just holding your profile pic position, full mouth and all
may 23, 2025, 11:10 pm • 4 0 • view
Give them megaphones for Christmas.
may 23, 2025, 11:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Pfew, I thought this story was going to include both of them looking at you simultaneously then going back to talking in normal volume.
may 23, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
yeah but this time it's in code
may 23, 2025, 11:16 pm • 5 0 • view
Maybe they are using the Cone of Silence
may 23, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
"At least gossip about me quietly!"
may 23, 2025, 11:10 pm • 2 0 • view
They sound like not-so-secret agents... 😀
may 23, 2025, 11:06 pm • 7 0 • view
When my kids were little it was full volume sneakiness!
may 24, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view