Didn't know there was a hurricane season, but his hair looks good.

He really should have a talk with his mortician.

he's a big fan of that band, Earth, Watchamacallit & Fire

And when he heard about hurricane season, he ran down to his local fish and game store to buy a license and ask what kind of ammo brings down a hurricane. I'm kidding, of course. He went to a fucking Wal-Mart.

Floridians preparing for hurricane season!

Dude looks like Gordon gecko and Viggo the carpathian had a baby

For a minute, I thought it was Richard Lewis. He would be waaaay better at this job.

Failing Upwards is the theme of this administration.

JFC I live in WA state- nowhere near hurricane country and even *I* know there is a season. How many more rocks are they going to pull these people out from under??

He hires "only the best people"! I grew up on the WEST Coast and learned about hurricane season from my second grade teacher who loved science. And she was from Colorado.

Anyone who’s old enough to know how to tie a Windsor knot should be old enough to know about Hurricane Season.

You remember your character in Beverly Hillbillies when he thought someone was trapped in the wall? That's the level of intelligence that runs the country. Not the character specifically. He at least had empathy.

My 11 year old tracks hurricane season!!! Why is he smarter than an elected official?!

...or appointed, I guess. Maybe that's the prob.

Eastern Bloc Mafia vibes . Photog : Smile for the camera. David: I am smiling.

If these people had any idea how to do the jobs they've been appointed to, they wouldn't have been picked.

Oh but stay out of his way... or he'll run right over you. He's a twit... but in his role that makes him dangerous to the American people.

You just know this guy goes home and kicks his dog through a hedge.

Trump's meritocracy. Only the best bullshiters!

"We have seasons? What about when it rains? There's a.....rainy season? There's no earthquake season! Hahahaha! I've run rings around your logic!"

Vigo the Carpathian lives!

If I get appointed Sec of Treasury, then I'll deny the existence of money. See what they do! "Wait, there's something called money? How absurd!!"

Hurricane Season: Right between Duck season and Rabbit season.

Always wondered what happened to Vigo the Carpathian.

Another unqualified departnent head.

So hungover looking.

The only thing that could make him seem even dumber, is denying climate change.

Why do these guys look like they are out puppets from Team America World Police. This guy looks like Spottswoode.

Anything science-related…

Well, at least he’s not lying.

Holy shit! That’s his official picture? He deliberately chose one that makes him look like a villain in a Jason Bourne movie.

Another brilliant person. I thought he always got the best people. Another person who has no clue.

Real nice gov’t we got here.

Imagine not knowing it but also being so dumb that you admit to not knowing it in a way where now EVERYONE knows you didn’t know it.

Guy looks like he knows guns, bigots, and conspiracy theories.

Behold the meritocracy

where'd they find this guy... the carnival?

He looks like a fun guy

Wait until wildfire season…

Conversely, I had no idea that David Richardson exists either. So we're all tied up at 1-1.

🤦‍♀️

I think we're at the point where if everyone just left DC that everything would probably just run better..... It's going to be a long 4 years.

😂

I really just want to do this to the whole regime

What??? This dumb motherfucker never heard of the weather channel??

Here’s some help for Dave…

i bet he brought a new box of sharpies to the job to steer hurricanes away to save us money

Fuck’s sake, I’ll settle for someone pathetically mediocre at this point. I don’t think governance by vacuous assholes was quite what the founders had in mind.

....but, but he has a BS degree....

Where have I seen this guy before?

This guy is from my hometown and honestly, it tracks. We called ourselves Watertucky 😂

Dare to be dumb

This dude has one concern. Where is my next drink coming from.

David Richardson: "Hurricane season? Like Salt, pepper, paprika, cumin? Never heard of it."

This, unfortunately, makes him the most qualified appointee in his administration.

I'm hearing Bela Lugosi's voice coming from him.

Why does he look like a young Hannibal Lecter?

Holy 💩

Congratulations on the new job, Anthony Cumia.

Those people are not hired to know anything. They are hired to destroy.

They’re not hiring the best, man.

And yet he had this picture hanging in his office Go figure

Omg where r these people getting the job looking like a complete dumbass I wouldn’t let read my barometer in my living room

Well, to be fair, reptiles like that don’t know weather stuff. They just eat bugs and shit.

"You mean that blowy stuff?"

This idiot denies weather exists.

Da - my bitches 🤙🇷🇺

He never watches the news? Even Fox probably references hurricane season.

So when the winds get up to 80-180 miles per hour and houses,cars,roofs,busses etc. are picked up and or ripped apart and thrown elsewhere, the rain the big funnel, dark clouds, the loud sound of what sounds like a loud whistling feels like a train that's left it's tracks..what does he think that is

Only the best for President Camacho.

Trump appointees: Misfit Toys.

Is he OK? Looks like he's been drinking with Hegseth(close)!

Really? Baffled and confused? I'm calling B.S. Its more of the 'flood the zone', 'lies lies and more lies', or the chaos of the moment from the TACO Assministration. Unless they found this guy in the garbage chute from the first Star Wars movie, no way is he that ignorant.

Is he another FOX hire because he would only care about ratings season.

Now he says it was a joke because denying Americans help after a disaster is somehow funny. We need a tax revolt. They're denying us our own money.

They're gaslighting us, right? This is impossibly stupid. I mean, TBF, a chainsaw-wielding, ketamine addicted, illegal immigrant shadow POTUS is mind-numbingly idiotic, but how is it even possible for a grown-ass adult to not have heard of hurricane season!? Has he heard of hurricanes?

They are migratory and always end up where the weather is good.

Oh their heads are inflated like balloons. Imagining how great they are.

if this guy can't shoot it to deal with it he doesn't care to nor knows how to deal with it

Where's he been all this time? Carpathia?

Isn't this the prick whose first words to his staff were "Don't get in my way?" Clearly qualified through his boorish behaviour and lack of knowledge about anything his department is responsible for.

A true TACO supporter.

Mr. Roboto

Leaded gasoline dividend

If he had a clue, he wouldn’t be qualified to work for Trump.🛑

Hold on...it's not just a drink?

Right?! I mean…it happens! Who knew?!

Apparently, David thought “FEMA” stood for “Federal Eclair Management Agency”. You can imagine his surprise.

Dude looks like he’s about to whip out Directive 4 on Robocop.

I was thinking he needs Spider-Man's blood to cure his degenerative Goblin disease.

Is it asking too much to have someone with just even the smallest amount of common sense in this position?

Yes. You can't have common sense and have your head far enough up Trump's butt to get an appointment.

"... I don't stop at yield signs...." www.cbsnews.com/news/fema-ac... I hope he is the first to get sucked up in a cyclonic event.

This is why the right think there's a weather control machine.

He's a former artillery officer with primarily a military background. Folks, I think we're gonna find out exactly what happens when nuke meets hurricane.

I will have you know I served in the military and...uh yeah, this checks out, it was full of idiots.

I don't know anything about that, but I know anyone that gets a job in this administration got it because they're willing to say yes to anything that pops into his head.

"Hurricanes? I think you mean God Sneezes."

I think he’s the guy who sold us the casket we buried my grandfather in.

Weather is woke

What is this place you call “outside”?

What about earthquake season?

And fuck Washington Post for giving his bs lies legitimacy. He’s claiming it was a joke, but is so it’s the kind of joke that would once have seen a department head dismissed back when we’re a country lead by serious, competent people instead of idiotic criminals, the “dumbass mafia”

Bad, but not quite as bad as this. www.nbcnews.com/video/rep-lo...

THE ABYSS STARES BACK!

you won the internet on this day.

This guy totally looks like Mr. Vernon in The Breakfast Club.

🎯🎯🎯

🤣 I’m sure his boss gave him a black marker so he can direct those storms away from the land of the freedom🤦🏻‍♀️we are soooo fucked😂

To be fair, FEMA isn’t going to do anything under this administration so does it matter if the administrator is clueless? All those southeastern red state citizens that lose their homes in a hurricane are going to find out real soon.

Dude looks like the villain from every 80’s comedy

Every Trump appointee leaves us baffled and confused.

Is that the Edgar Skin Suit from Men in Black?

Ok, now that he's aware of hurricane season (bless his heart), someone needs to ask him what he's put in his hurricane preparedness kit.

Meanwhile his boss wants to NUKE the fucking hurricanes.

Sanity. I can't wait for that shit to come back.

Only the best (morons).

"Hurri-who?"

Vigo the Carpathian

"I thought I was Director of Females"

Has anyone asked him if he knows about Winter? Does he know about DRY seasons & FIRES? JFC.

The elevator does not go to the top.

This is fucking #Genocide. Trump is trying to kill Americans deliberately. These are the deeds of a #MassMurderer and a #SerialKiller. Whole families will be wiped out while these fucking #Nazis get high at our expense and play golf while it all burns the fuck down...

Top secret information!

Oooohhhhhhh look at that sky swirly!!! *Fan boi jumping & clapping*

Just another totally unqualified rich idiot.

What until he finds out about them low pressure systems- he’s in for a trip