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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social

No kidding tho if the DOJ is throwing everything at the wall to distract us from Epstein I’d actually love to know if Ted Cruz’s dad shot Kennedy

jul 22, 2025, 1:01 am • 2,070 275

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DM @dm-author.bsky.social

😂

jul 22, 2025, 2:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social

Next week they’ll be opening an investigation to determine if John Wilkes Booth really shot Lincoln.

jul 22, 2025, 3:12 am • 5 0 • view
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social

Up next, Bondi finds new evidence tying Obama to: Amelia Earhart's Disappearance, the Zodiac Killer, the D.B. Cooper Hijacking, the Black Dahlia Murder, Lost Colony of Roanoke (he lost it), Sodder Children Mystery, Taos Hum, Georgia Guidestones, Bigfoot, and the Phoenix Lights.

jul 22, 2025, 2:17 am • 5 2 • view
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Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social

Everybody knows Kennedy committed suicide.

jul 22, 2025, 2:53 am • 1 0 • view
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🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎀🇨🇭🇨🇦🇺🇦Reg🇺🇦🇨🇦🇨🇭🎀 @regthrwombat.bsky.social

jul 22, 2025, 10:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Operative_X @operativexray.bsky.social

I'd like to know if the rumor is true that Ted always packs an extra suitcase - full of zip ties - whenever he treks to Cancun.

jul 22, 2025, 1:03 am • 4 0 • view
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John Hook @johnhook.bsky.social

Time to release all UFO Documents too!!

jul 22, 2025, 11:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Uncle B @brianlandreth.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

jul 24, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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PaigesaurusRex @paigesaurusrex.bsky.social

Ted Cruz could never. The similarities stop at the skin. seeingtheforest.com/grandpa-al-l...

jul 22, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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2 Dolls, 5 Pencils, 1 Little Gift from Qatar @c1001.bsky.social

Is that because you played a guy named Oswald Harvey? 😂

jul 22, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 0 • view
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K_L_Cooper @kleytoncooperr.bsky.social

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Moggs🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🕊️🇪🇺🇺🇦 @moggsee.bsky.social

Did he get arrested? Deported? What nationality was he at the time of the alleged shooting? It’s not like a Cruz trying to follow their team in the #FIFAWC26⚽️🏆, where just shooting the breeze could get them disappeared? Why are The Epstein Files/Child abusers being protected by the US Govt?

jul 22, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Covid cave dweller @mariablack.bsky.social

🤣😂

jul 22, 2025, 1:22 am • 2 0 • view
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SterCrazy @stercrazy.bsky.social

TRUMP IS STILL A PEDOPHILE

jul 22, 2025, 4:53 am • 3 0 • view
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mrxexon @mrxexon.bsky.social

I think it was the Babushka Lady... She was close enough to take the shot with a gun that looked like a camera. She was known to be an emotionless stone cold killer. She had the ability and the motivation.

jul 22, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Circumnavigator @circumnavigator.bsky.social

trump is guilty, the world knows it. We just need the United States to unite and prove it.

jul 22, 2025, 1:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Justin @justintyper1.bsky.social

Bwhahahaha

jul 22, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
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lindarn.bsky.social @lindarn.bsky.social

And who pushed Ivana Trump down the stairs!

jul 22, 2025, 11:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Dawn @time2move.bsky.social

👀

jul 22, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
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lmandryk.bsky.social @lmandryk.bsky.social

I wouldn’t mind if the threw Ted Cruz at the wall.

jul 22, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
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fingbullshit.bsky.social @fingbullshit.bsky.social

😂🥂👏

jul 22, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eric Reese @reeseer83.bsky.social

Real ones know it was George HW Bush.

jul 22, 2025, 1:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Ned Flanders Fields @duidefensela.bsky.social

I wanna know if he's the zodiac killer.

jul 22, 2025, 2:01 am • 11 0 • view
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Scott Dudley @dyttocs.bsky.social

Beat me to it👍

jul 22, 2025, 2:43 am • 5 0 • view
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Bartleby the Paralegal @sunraa.bsky.social

There is a rumor Rafael raped and murdered­ a young girl in 1990

jul 22, 2025, 7:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Bartleby the Paralegal @sunraa.bsky.social

digitalcommons.law.uga.edu/fac_pm/263/

jul 22, 2025, 7:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Jim Sylvester @jvsylvester.bsky.social

I'm waiting for the inside info on the 1947 Roswell Incident. If they really want a distraction, they should produce the corpse of an extra-terrestrial being.

jul 22, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Gina @cissybgood67.bsky.social

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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social

I'm hoping they accidentally declassify stuff that explains what the fuck was going on with Project Stargate. I mean, was it a big fake to confuse the Soviets? Was it a a few nuts conning the government out of funds? Or was it actually, impossibly, real?

jul 22, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Raptor @raptornx01.bsky.social

it was a tv show. the russians had their own stargate for awhile, but it was needed to stop the Ori invasion.

jul 22, 2025, 6:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social

Entirely different thing : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargat...

jul 22, 2025, 7:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social

I've studied the thing extensively, I've written about it, I've even tried some of their methods myself, and I still have no idea what the fuck was going on with those guys.

jul 22, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social

But some of the guys in Trump's orbits are involved with people who are interested in the subject, so shit, maybe something will shake loose after all this time, if only as a distraction from Epstein.

jul 22, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Raptor @raptornx01.bsky.social

don't give a fuck. pick a new name and stop shitting this ai slop all over our feed. no one cares about this thieving embezzlement scam.

jul 22, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social

...what the fuck are you talking about?

jul 22, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social

...the Army used the name first. This isn't "AI slop", it's a thing that actually happened.

jul 22, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Raptor @raptornx01.bsky.social

sorry. thought it was about the other project. just bitter & frustrated cause its been shoved down our throats for weeks & i've just been getting sick of it flooding our discussions. esp on a topic i already loathe when browsing a feed specifically to escape the BS. apologies for blowing up at you.

jul 22, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social

...what other project?

jul 22, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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🌿Auntie-Social @h2blue.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

jul 22, 2025, 1:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social

How has no one put Cruz and RFK Jr in a televised debate over this? You could make that a pay per view event. It's like they are leaving money on the table, I swear.

jul 22, 2025, 1:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Rose Hartigan 🫘 @rose-hartigan.bsky.social

How about we get to see what’s really buried at Bedminster.

jul 22, 2025, 3:32 am • 17 0 • view
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Rose Hartigan 🫘 @rose-hartigan.bsky.social

You’re bad. ❤️🤣

jul 22, 2025, 3:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Fun Puns 24 @funpuns24.bsky.social

Who’s connected to Who? We all want the answers! 🤔

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nachoproblem @nachoproblemy2k.bsky.social

If you look really close at photos of the Grassy Knoll you can barely make out teenage Hillary Clinton carrying Obama in a baby pack. And for some reason Roger Rabbit is there too, but ignore that and also how many fingers he has.

jul 22, 2025, 2:16 am • 5 0 • view
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DM of Alleged Reality🔞for adults: clearly labeled parody account @tonybologny.bsky.social

Also: Ted Cruz is a time traveler who fathered itself.

jul 22, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Material Culture @materialculture.bsky.social

Dang, I knew it.

jul 22, 2025, 6:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Alan Smithee DGA @alansmitheedga.bsky.social

If more Epstein info comes out another piece of your advice will be appropriate for Trump.

jul 22, 2025, 1:12 am • 16 2 • view
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K_L_Cooper @kleytoncooperr.bsky.social

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Fyre Horse @griffincaldwell.bsky.social

Genuinely made me chuckle. Thanks!

jul 22, 2025, 1:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Splitdipless (or Main.py) @splitdipless.bsky.social

I want to know if Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

jul 22, 2025, 3:58 am • 4 0 • view
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social

Let's also see the investigation into Ted being the Zodiac Killer, and Jim Jordan covering up sexual abuse. We citizens have the right to know. Plus, this administration absolutely would have no problem throwing Cruz & Jordan under the bus as a distraction.

jul 22, 2025, 1:05 am • 8 0 • view
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Material Culture @materialculture.bsky.social

Wait! No. Don’t wait.

jul 22, 2025, 6:33 am • 1 0 • view
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bstinso61.bsky.social @bstinso61.bsky.social

Actually his father is Grampa from the Munsters.

jul 22, 2025, 3:02 am • 1 0 • view
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John Hook @johnhook.bsky.social

Wait for it...it is him!!

jul 22, 2025, 11:38 am • 2 0 • view
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bstinso61.bsky.social @bstinso61.bsky.social

They are trying to deflect big time. Something about those files scares Trump.

jul 22, 2025, 3:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Mitchy Mitch @strykie187.bsky.social

It dosent matter right now, we have to stay focused. I keep telling myself that cuz now is the perfect time to get a little disclosure on our Alien Overlords too 👽😅

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✌🏼akwoohoo🤘🏼 @akwoohoo.bsky.social

Bhahahaha!!

jul 22, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Jocelyn Corbett 🇺🇸⚖️💪🏻✌🏻🇺🇦🇨🇦 🇪🇺 @jcatty.bsky.social

OMFG!! Totally forgot about that one! F*** Yeah, let’s see the #CastroCruz tapes. Fuck it.

jul 22, 2025, 4:55 am • 5 0 • view
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GenXPrincess @genxprincess.bsky.social

Actually, information was released stating that Oswald was involved with a Cuban student group prior to the assassination.

jul 22, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Alexis @offalcute.bsky.social

I just want to know once and for all if Ted is the zodiac killer. The people deserve the truth

jul 22, 2025, 1:59 am • 9 0 • view
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K-Man @kman2658.bsky.social

And is Heidi ugly?????

jul 22, 2025, 12:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gordonator @gordonator.bsky.social

Did I hear that Raphael shot Bobby Vaccine Junior? (Is it Teodoro Cruz, or Theodore Cross? I can’t keep track!)

jul 22, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joe @seppdecker.bsky.social

Also, I hear his wife is ugly.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social

He was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

jul 22, 2025, 1:04 am • 2 0 • view
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BluesterB @bluesterb.bsky.social

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GuitarMan66 @guitarman66.bsky.social

And where is JFK Jr? Wasn't he supposed to come out of the grave and be VP?? JFK Jr. could be a zombie and still not look as bad as Vance.

jul 22, 2025, 8:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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lmason.bsky.social @lmason.bsky.social

I think he's going to adopt a puppy next. 🙄

jul 22, 2025, 12:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jason 8647 Paul @jasonpaul.bsky.social

👂👂👂

jul 22, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Walkabout @walkabout-usa.bsky.social

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CMaguire @cmaguire3.bsky.social

😂

jul 22, 2025, 12:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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chichi60.bsky.social @chichi60.bsky.social

I want to see his supposed assaination file anybody else curious

jul 22, 2025, 2:42 am • 0 0 • view
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🦋 grammy-3 🦋 @grammy-3.bsky.social

I would too, given Ted's undying love for trumpler, I can only assume dad was a nazi loving pig too

jul 22, 2025, 9:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Pamela Porter @pamelaporter.bsky.social

I want the emails, texts and phone calls between Trump 1.0 administration and every state legislator in states that were reconvening on January 8th, 2020 to and planning to overturn their election certifications.

jul 22, 2025, 2:09 am • 11 0 • view
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bmaggiesherrill.bsky.social @bmaggiesherrill.bsky.social

But don't the people who are most deeply impressed in the Epstein conspiracy theories believe that Kennedy's actually alive and coming back? With his son?

jul 22, 2025, 10:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social

😅😅😅

jul 22, 2025, 11:15 pm • 1 1 • view
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Biltong Baggins @biltongbaggins.bsky.social

I heard he ate Kennedy.

jul 22, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Kjell Hjelm @messenginator.bsky.social

Yes Dems, keep putting the pressure on Trump about the Epstein files and the Big Ugly Bill, but for f*** sake make sure to form a policy around ”AFFORDABILITY” before the 26-28 elections!!

jul 22, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Far left socialist @farleftsocialist.bsky.social

I’m with the conspiracy theorists YES

jul 22, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jefferson hair plan. @jeffersonhairplan.bsky.social

I believe he did. Or maybe it was Lincoln.

jul 22, 2025, 7:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Artistic Hope @artistichope.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂😂

jul 22, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social

He has an airtight alibi. He was in Cancun when it happened

jul 22, 2025, 1:09 am • 41 0 • view
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semperloquatius.bsky.social @semperloquatius.bsky.social

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Critical Bill. @criticalbill76.bsky.social

If you want to really learn, research Dimona and Kennedy's demand for nuclear inspection of Israel's undeclared nuclear weapons program in the Negev. PM David Ben-Gurion had no choice but resign.

jul 22, 2025, 4:48 am • 3 0 • view
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souleater1212.bsky.social @souleater1212.bsky.social

#Republicans #Epstein

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Paul @stadler91.bsky.social

He was the lookout.

jul 22, 2025, 1:04 am • 5 0 • view
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Swimher24 @swimher24.bsky.social

A+

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bristold.bsky.social @bristold.bsky.social

I thought he was the Zodiac killer. Anyway, what we REALLY NEED to know is how Earl Schibe could paint ANY car for $39.95. Release the Schibe files. Lol.

jul 22, 2025, 6:06 am • 3 0 • view
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One Eyed Alien ☝️👁👽👑 @chicagoexpat.bsky.social

𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒑'𝒔 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒂 𝒅𝒖𝒎𝒑: 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐚𝐱𝐞𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭.

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One Eyed Alien ☝️👁👽👑 @chicagoexpat.bsky.social

They brought in some screenwriters to punch up an otherwise boring story and got Ron Howard to do Apollo 13, And then "Apollo 13" (1995)

jul 22, 2025, 3:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Louleo @louleoresist.bsky.social

😂🤣😂

jul 22, 2025, 3:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" @onedimental.bsky.social

Never get support for that from the right so long as Cruz is cosplaying Lemmy-but-from-Wish and riding shotgun in anti-vax trucker convoys.

jul 22, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
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blueanimallover.bsky.social @blueanimallover.bsky.social

I wanna know about Marjorie Taylor Greene's toes.

jul 22, 2025, 5:41 am • 0 0 • view
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AlanoftheNovels @alanofthenovels.bsky.social

I'd love more details about how J. Edgar Hoover tried to sabotage Truman in the '48 election.

jul 22, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
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MichaelP @mdaltonp.bsky.social

I thought he was Zodiac?

jul 22, 2025, 12:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Material Culture @materialculture.bsky.social

Not yet.

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makaleka @makaleka.bsky.social

nope......next question

jul 22, 2025, 2:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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GunnyFustercluck @gunnyfustercluck.bsky.social

I would kinda like to have a look into J Edgar Hoover's closet.

jul 22, 2025, 11:57 am • 0 0 • view
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sponica.bsky.social @sponica.bsky.social

Maybe we'll get to see some real alien autopsy stuff. Area 51 will be open for tours!

jul 22, 2025, 1:28 am • 0 0 • view
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vatrueandblue.bsky.social @vatrueandblue.bsky.social

I don’t think Luke blew up the Death Star I think Vader accidentally shot the torpedo that stuck the station Release the full videos no edits also on #fakemoonlanding I mean while we are being transparent right?

jul 24, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kathy McCarty @kmtberry.bsky.social

No but he was there

jul 22, 2025, 4:48 am • 1 0 • view
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El condor pasa @el-condor-pasa.bsky.social

I want to see if we can get Trump to say Ted’s wife is “actually kind of attractive.” Anything more is mission impossible.

jul 22, 2025, 2:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Material Culture @materialculture.bsky.social

Well she is probably rich so may be a chance yet.

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Armand Assante's Left Ventricle @eggsofsatan.bsky.social

If so let him know there's one left

jul 22, 2025, 1:15 am • 1 0 • view
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singsoup.bsky.social @singsoup.bsky.social

🤣 👏👏👏

jul 22, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Democracy Matters! @democracymatters.bsky.social

Chef’s kiss.

jul 22, 2025, 3:02 am • 5 0 • view
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wombatpm.bsky.social @wombatpm.bsky.social

This is how I know aliens are not real and nothing is in Area 51

jul 22, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Bill 521 @wc521.bsky.social

He just drove the get away car.

jul 22, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Willie @methbreath.bsky.social

Where is Malaysian Air 370?

jul 22, 2025, 1:45 am • 1 0 • view
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semperloquatius.bsky.social @semperloquatius.bsky.social

jul 22, 2025, 4:44 am • 2 0 • view