Well their big thing now is “common sense” but what the hell are you doing on 14th street at 3am? Makes me want to throw a sandwich
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Idk, isn't 14th where the hookers hang out?
aug 16, 2025, 2:44 pm • 0 0 • view
If I happen to pass by any of these masked thugs, I'm absolutely going to address them by saying "Hey there, lunch meat! Snappy dressing you got there."
aug 15, 2025, 7:04 pm • 4 0 • view
I heard there would be sandwiches…
aug 15, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
A rock and hammer sandwich?
aug 15, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Wasn’t it Coach Herm Edwards who always told his players to keep themselves out of trouble off-field because nothing good happens after 2 AM? 😄
aug 15, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Careful Diedrich, don't go being a... "hero" 🥪
aug 15, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
careful don't go ham on them
aug 15, 2025, 6:54 pm • 5 0 • view
When we match in Washington D.C. Millions strong armed with our Hoagies loud and proud!!!
aug 15, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
They will take my Ham and Swiss when they pry it from my cold, dead...well, you get the point.
aug 15, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Don't throw until you see the whites of their eyes
aug 16, 2025, 4:11 am • 1 0 • view
It's an idea for a theme sandwich. When your sandwich is ready they don't hand it to you, they throw it at you.
aug 15, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
And use pickles like ninja stars.
aug 16, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
My penis' nickname is Subway. I say it's 12 inches, but...... 🤣🤣
aug 15, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
You'd throw the foot long, but it's attached. Rimshot 🥁
aug 15, 2025, 8:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe, trying to get home from my job...is that a statement I have to translate for you Neanderthals???
aug 16, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
But never corned beef; that’s just unethical.
aug 15, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh c'mon, it's totally kosher
aug 16, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
Hey DB, in researching sandwich law, it appears throwing a footlong will result in a felony charge, but a 6 inch looks like a misdemeanor. Choose your sandwich wisely……
aug 15, 2025, 8:00 pm • 2 0 • view
We are all Sandwichus.
aug 15, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Fascists have a million reasons to persecute minorities and quash dissent. "Crime in the streets" is Play 1 in the Fascist Playbook for doing just that.
aug 15, 2025, 6:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Bread, mayo - cuz it ain't a sandwich without mayo - rancid ham, cheese, bread.
aug 15, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
yes driving around a major urban area without a seatbelt because carjackings are happening somewhere in the world is the sort of everyday solution any average normal person would come up with
aug 15, 2025, 7:10 pm • 5 0 • view
The only appropriate response to that question is “your mom”
aug 15, 2025, 6:54 pm • 13 0 • view
Hahaha!
aug 15, 2025, 6:55 pm • 7 0 • view
Why stop at just one?
aug 15, 2025, 6:55 pm • 2 0 • view
If you had to part with a sandwich to someone’s chest, what kind would it be?
aug 15, 2025, 6:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Something with heft Rubin?
aug 15, 2025, 8:50 pm • 5 1 • view
Mine would be anything with extra sauce!
aug 15, 2025, 9:00 pm • 3 0 • view
Question do you have a fan mail thing btw? Or an office address you could share? I’d love to send you a plushie if possible ❤️☺️
aug 15, 2025, 8:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Really What good happens outside at 3am? Ever?
aug 15, 2025, 6:55 pm • 2 0 • view
I saw a cop hit with a sandwich.
aug 15, 2025, 6:59 pm • 5 0 • view