Also he has no friends
Also he has no friends
Also, stealing the radio?
Still the ‘80s in that head.
Yeah , the stealing the radio part was SO 80s
I saw an old ad for Blaupunkt this past weekend and it brought me back to my teens (which was the 80s)
Do you think he's just remembering a Viper Car Alarm commercial?
Rep Daryl Issa is whispering in Trump's ear.
I had totally forgotten that he was a freaking car alarm guy, that's how incessant and crazy things have gotten
😂🤣😂
And yes, probably? His brain is frozen in 1987
Now that’s a callback
Okay that made me laugh Thanks
Same!
The tell that this is complete bullshit is “I have friends..”
"I had one friend afraid to go into his own glove compartment because he was afraid a cartoon snake would appear and strike him."
"Big Jim Thompson, huge man, tears in his eyes, he comes to me, 'Mr. Trump,' my friend says, 'Mr. Trump, the snake bit me and now I'm turning into a wisp of smoke.' Big Jim. Beautiful wife, big cans."
So 80's. On one of our first dates in 1987, I took my (now) wife to Matsuhisa and some thieves broke into her beat up Accord and tore the dash apart trying to get the stereo, which they didn't get (embarrassing!). We were talking about that not long ago - something kids today will never know about.
they're stealing hood ornaments and wearing them on their necks!
In my history classes I have a picture of Trump from 1984 (I use it when I talk about yuppies) he dressed exactly the same. The - same. He has not changed, or had an original thought, since 1984.
Under that swirl of fluffy hair, it is 1986.
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Only the high end FM ones! 😁
just so dumb
Who is feeding him his moronic narrative?
I believe he’s doing it ad lib… which is even more frightening🇨🇦
Maybe a Blaupunkt in a Miata, but other than that, what's the point?