okay but no one’s more excited than Melania right now
okay but no one’s more excited than Melania right now
D, you win the internet tonight! 🏆 🏅
would be the first time she was happy he was stiff
Not sure whether to type "that's disgusting" or "nicely done".
Nicely disgusting fits.
😂
Heeeeyyyyyoooo!!!
I think she is just wondering who she was left to in his will since she was bought and paid for like a damn lamp. Either way fuck her too. She is not invited to the global celebration of his death.
😂
Malaria says don't threaten me with a good time. ツ
that's in reverse
That inheritance battle will be fierce. Nobody wants the debts.
What's going on?
All social media is running with speculation he's dead. Hasn't been seen since Tuesday. Not at maralago on a 3 day weekend No events scheduled, not even golf Pentagon pizza index high, too.
No way 😳
Oh my! Thank you Karen!🫶🏽 @bribridc.bsky.social
Thank you
Hi Diedrich👋🏽 I saw an Instagram post that showed a pic of him on the golf course, ppl are saying it's a body double
Just saw this…good one. 😜
I don't know. I am pretty freaking excited. I might even be happy for that skank.
Her secret service boy toy is extra turgid
You don't marry an awful rich toad who eats poorly and who's 24yrs older and think they'll last this long. She must be pissed! Good. She sucks too.
Yeah, I’ve never understood why people give Melania a pass. She knew exactly what kind of person he was when she married him.
And the kind of person she is!
That’s what he said, and he said, and he said, etc.
If he goes before Biden, it would just be
When, not if.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is she gonna be able to hide her glee under all the black she will wear?
🤣😂
hahahah
She's measuring the curtains at Trump Tower.
Except maybe her boyfriend 😏
Which one? Justin or Gavin?
Justin. I heard Gavin won’t return her calls. Lol.
*plays 'All By Myself' like Nicole Kidman in To Die For*
I loved this film…
The real one AND the fake ones that kept popping up over the last few years.
tru
Idk, according to her rider she makes bank on every new public bruise, so there’s a financial component here as well.
You know that is what eats at him. The anticipation, globally, the “restrained jubilation “.
Last night I was like a kid on Christmas Eve, refreshing Threads and Blue Sky for news. Woke up this morning, no pony under the tree. So disappointing!
She can have the VF cover if she’s in full Italian widow mourning ensemble. The veil can hide her smize.
Her and Barons Slovakian basketball players father are going over his will as we type right now.🍻🇨🇦
I DO kinda wonder how John Oliver is feeling. Like Christmas Eve excited 😊
JD ?