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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social

okay but no one’s more excited than Melania right now

aug 30, 2025, 6:20 am • 652 65

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Kat ‘Beans’ @katbuns.bsky.social

D, you win the internet tonight! 🏆 🏅

aug 30, 2025, 9:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Social Misanthrope @socialmisanthrope.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social

would be the first time she was happy he was stiff

aug 30, 2025, 6:21 am • 34 0 • view
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Mamajamapants @mamajamapants.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:42 am • 2 0 • view
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:25 am • 11 0 • view
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Silverrain64 @silverrain64.bsky.social

Not sure whether to type "that's disgusting" or "nicely done".

aug 30, 2025, 11:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Justin @justintyper1.bsky.social

Nicely disgusting fits.

aug 30, 2025, 12:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Eva Fitts 🚒🐕‍🦺💙🌱 @evaheartsgidget.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 7:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social

Heeeeyyyyyoooo!!!

aug 30, 2025, 5:01 pm • 7 0 • view
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amyblueshoes.bsky.social @amyblueshoes.bsky.social

I think she is just wondering who she was left to in his will since she was bought and paid for like a damn lamp. Either way fuck her too. She is not invited to the global celebration of his death.

aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kasey @kasey79.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 6:20 am • 1 0 • view
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mike @manatr0n.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 10:53 am • 0 0 • view
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𝓙𝓮𝓪𝓷 𖹭.ᐟ @breakingkind.bsky.social

Malaria says don't threaten me with a good time. ツ‪‪

aug 30, 2025, 10:17 am • 1 0 • view
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KW🍁 @kwalls.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:22 am • 2 0 • view
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quantum-man.bsky.social @quantum-man.bsky.social

that's in reverse

aug 30, 2025, 7:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Polly Andrée @exmemoriam.bsky.social

That inheritance battle will be fierce. Nobody wants the debts.

aug 30, 2025, 10:03 am • 0 0 • view
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The Fro' Whisperer @frowhisperer.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:39 am • 2 0 • view
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KMark1969 @kiwimark1969.bsky.social

You got that right!

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aug 30, 2025, 6:22 am • 10 1 • view
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LET'S GO BOOKBAG-ADJACENT @i-luv-thinkers.bsky.social

What's going on?

aug 30, 2025, 6:40 am • 3 0 • view
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Karen H @karenmhj.bsky.social

All social media is running with speculation he's dead. Hasn't been seen since Tuesday. Not at maralago on a 3 day weekend No events scheduled, not even golf Pentagon pizza index high, too.

aug 30, 2025, 8:46 am • 8 0 • view
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Melissa Panico @mpanico.bsky.social

No way 😳

aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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LET'S GO BOOKBAG-ADJACENT @i-luv-thinkers.bsky.social

Oh my! Thank you Karen!🫶🏽 @bribridc.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social

Thank you

aug 30, 2025, 5:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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LET'S GO BOOKBAG-ADJACENT @i-luv-thinkers.bsky.social

Pic of supposed body double of Trump after death rumors
aug 30, 2025, 5:07 pm • 4 0 • view
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LET'S GO BOOKBAG-ADJACENT @i-luv-thinkers.bsky.social

Hi Diedrich👋🏽 I saw an Instagram post that showed a pic of him on the golf course, ppl are saying it's a body double

aug 30, 2025, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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TexaKiwi 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🇳🇿🐈🫘 @texaskiwi70.bsky.social

Just saw this…good one. 😜

aug 31, 2025, 2:53 am • 0 0 • view
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darlenearmenta.bsky.social @darlenearmenta.bsky.social

I don't know. I am pretty freaking excited. I might even be happy for that skank.

aug 31, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social

Her secret service boy toy is extra turgid

aug 30, 2025, 6:25 am • 6 0 • view
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social

You don't marry an awful rich toad who eats poorly and who's 24yrs older and think they'll last this long. She must be pissed! Good. She sucks too.

aug 30, 2025, 6:24 am • 11 0 • view
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Sonny @carnivorcupcake.bsky.social

Yeah, I’ve never understood why people give Melania a pass. She knew exactly what kind of person he was when she married him.

aug 30, 2025, 6:35 am • 10 0 • view
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grammylovespapa.bsky.social @grammylovespapa.bsky.social

And the kind of person she is!

aug 30, 2025, 12:44 pm • 5 0 • view
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Gordonator @gordonator.bsky.social

That’s what he said, and he said, and he said, etc.

aug 30, 2025, 7:14 am • 1 0 • view
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The Doctor @drstevenhobbs.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:23 am • 4 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🤓 @behrtex.bsky.social

If he goes before Biden, it would just be

aug 30, 2025, 10:47 am • 4 0 • view
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darlenearmenta.bsky.social @darlenearmenta.bsky.social

When, not if.

aug 31, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
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quantum-man.bsky.social @quantum-man.bsky.social

nothing to see here

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Patty Slama @pas1.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 31, 2025, 8:08 pm • 2 1 • view
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Zombiekat @zombiekat.bsky.social

Is she gonna be able to hide her glee under all the black she will wear?

aug 30, 2025, 7:13 am • 0 0 • view
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quantum-man.bsky.social @quantum-man.bsky.social

We know what jacket she'll wear!

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aug 30, 2025, 7:36 am • 5 0 • view
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Zombiekat @zombiekat.bsky.social

🤣😂

aug 30, 2025, 7:40 am • 1 0 • view
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clynnn.bsky.social @clynnn.bsky.social

hahahah

aug 30, 2025, 8:54 am • 0 0 • view
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DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social

She's measuring the curtains at Trump Tower.

aug 30, 2025, 6:56 am • 1 0 • view
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That Artist @thatmouthybroad.bsky.social

Except maybe her boyfriend 😏

aug 30, 2025, 6:21 am • 5 0 • view
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terrylong.bsky.social @terrylong.bsky.social

Which one? Justin or Gavin?

aug 30, 2025, 6:42 am • 3 0 • view
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That Artist @thatmouthybroad.bsky.social

Justin. I heard Gavin won’t return her calls. Lol.

aug 30, 2025, 6:43 am • 4 0 • view
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Eva Fitts 🚒🐕‍🦺💙🌱 @evaheartsgidget.bsky.social

How dare youuuuu. Just keeeeding.

Melania Trump Looking mad. Melania Trump looking happy.
aug 30, 2025, 7:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Anton Karidian @kandidanreal.bsky.social

*plays 'All By Myself' like Nicole Kidman in To Die For*

aug 30, 2025, 7:19 am • 2 0 • view
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It is the Winter of Our Discontent… @21cpedagogy.bsky.social

Melania right now.

Photo of a woman’s hands injecting some liquid into an IV line.
aug 30, 2025, 7:04 am • 5 0 • view
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Robert Vaux @rvaux16.bsky.social

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Lulu and Emerson’s Dad @lulusdad.bsky.social

I loved this film…

aug 30, 2025, 11:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social

The real one AND the fake ones that kept popping up over the last few years.

aug 30, 2025, 6:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Sean Masterson @seanmasterson.bsky.social

First call she makes:

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aug 30, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social

tru

aug 30, 2025, 6:53 am • 2 0 • view
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Jim Kilgus @pokerrph.bsky.social

Idk, according to her rider she makes bank on every new public bruise, so there’s a financial component here as well.

aug 30, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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CF Hurricane @cfhurricane.bsky.social

You know that is what eats at him. The anticipation, globally, the “restrained jubilation “.

aug 30, 2025, 12:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Judi @mollybarton71.bsky.social

Last night I was like a kid on Christmas Eve, refreshing Threads and Blue Sky for news. Woke up this morning, no pony under the tree. So disappointing!

aug 30, 2025, 6:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jay Marose @jaymarose.bsky.social

She can have the VF cover if she’s in full Italian widow mourning ensemble. The veil can hide her smize.

aug 30, 2025, 6:22 am • 6 0 • view
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spacecadetty🇨🇦 @spacecadetty.bsky.social

Her and Barons Slovakian basketball players father are going over his will as we type right now.🍻🇨🇦

aug 30, 2025, 6:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Witch Hilda @witchhilda.bsky.social

I DO kinda wonder how John Oliver is feeling. Like Christmas Eve excited 😊

aug 30, 2025, 12:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social

JD ?

aug 30, 2025, 6:44 am • 2 0 • view