a kid like this can either bloom into an empathetic beautiful soul or can curdle into a bully bent on revenge
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Put the lil gloomcookie back under whatever rock he was sprouting roots under
aug 31, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0 • view
He sure looked like he was bullied, a LOT, at that age.
aug 31, 2025, 11:09 pm • 3 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 0 • view
We know which.
aug 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Why aren’t we hearing from anybody from his past? Best friend in grade school, girlfriend, prom date? Fear of retaliation? Didn’t have any friends?
sep 1, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Was he James Donald Bowman then or James David Hamel? Hamel was his mother's 3rd husband, then to Vance when he lived with Papaw and Mamaw. What a screwed up childhood, which explains some of his lack of social skills that most people have that he can't seem to figure out.
sep 1, 2025, 2:41 am • 1 0 • view
His odds we're always 5 to 95 on the latter
sep 1, 2025, 3:49 am • 3 0 • view
What was his name when this picture was taken?
sep 1, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
What was his name then?
sep 1, 2025, 11:57 am • 1 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 12:22 am • 1 0 • view
Political sadist
aug 31, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
😡🤬🖕💩🤮
sep 1, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
He wasn’t JD then. Born James Donald Bowman, adopted by his stepfather, Robert Hamel, his mother renamed him James David Hamel. Then he changed his last name to Vance — the last name of his beloved Mamaw, the grandmother who raised him.
sep 1, 2025, 6:59 am • 2 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 11:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Or, and hear me out, he can fuck couches.
sep 1, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
Seems he turned out to be the latter
aug 31, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
U had me at, JD... 😁👍🇺🇸 ( it already starts at doucebag level).. But,Yet.. I'm S.J? ( and I'm okay with it 😁)
sep 1, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view
Or be a couch fucker
sep 1, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
And, here we are.
sep 1, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
Or cross dress and dry hump a loveseat……
sep 1, 2025, 4:15 am • 0 0 • view
He curdled. and also... 👇
sep 1, 2025, 4:47 am • 2 0 • view
My money is on bully.
aug 31, 2025, 11:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Yep, either you become the vice president of the United States or a school shooter. At this point, it’s the same.
aug 31, 2025, 11:52 pm • 3 1 • view
Those eyes were only ever going to belong to a cruel, malignant sociopath. I've seen boys with eyes like those many times over the course of my life. Never found an iota of decency behind them.
aug 31, 2025, 11:12 pm • 8 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
I think his name was actually James David Hamel at the time of this photo.
sep 1, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view
Pugsly Addams!
aug 31, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Why would you continue to go to a barber who clearly hates you?
sep 1, 2025, 8:11 am • 0 0 • view
Total incel vibes
aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 8 0 • view
Just Davenports Vance
aug 31, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Just Dance Vance aka Lil’ smoky.
sep 1, 2025, 12:00 pm • 0 0 • view
I like how you couched that in terms that are both down to earth and divan. That's the way you ottoman.
aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 12 0 • view
You love to seat.
sep 1, 2025, 12:41 am • 2 0 • view
😂
sep 1, 2025, 4:31 pm • 0 0 • view
This is all due to a bowl cut!?!?
aug 31, 2025, 10:56 pm • 5 0 • view
Just think how much worse he could be if he had had a rat tail.
sep 1, 2025, 6:07 am • 0 0 • view
looks like that kid who always smelled like piss and would brag that he would eat anything for five dollars
sep 1, 2025, 5:17 am • 0 0 • view
That wasn't his name then. Why does he keep changing it?
sep 1, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
Put this one in the CURDLE column.
sep 1, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
I child doesn’t go through a trauma like he did and not come away broken.
aug 31, 2025, 11:21 pm • 0 0 • view
the lead plaintiff in a class-action suit against the Flowbee
aug 31, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Wonder what his real name was back then.
sep 1, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
Wasn't his name something else then? Bob Waldorf, or something?
sep 1, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
I doubt anything in “Hillbilly Elegy” was true. Just a sob story to further his career.
aug 31, 2025, 10:59 pm • 6 0 • view
I watched him during the campaign and the fact he was incapable of interacting with normal people, did not know how to order donuts, or to buy something in a grocery shop, he couldn’t address a small rural crowd, seemed to lack any shared experience. It convinced me that book must have been total bs
sep 1, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, they took some unknown who is part of the ruling class and rewrote his background to make him more appealing to working class voters. Based on how many times he’s changed names, he’s done shit like this before on a smaller scale.
sep 1, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Especially the part about how he fought the school bully.
aug 31, 2025, 11:05 pm • 3 0 • view
They don’t seem real, any of them. Vance, Creatine Cosmonaut, etc. they all have weird inconsistencies where their background have been constructed or enhanced by some intelligence agency bureaucrat.
aug 31, 2025, 11:15 pm • 3 0 • view
Or in JD’s case, by Peter Thiel.
aug 31, 2025, 11:25 pm • 5 0 • view
They’re all military-industrial complex weirdos.
aug 31, 2025, 11:30 pm • 3 0 • view
The part about his family being on “the welfare” was true. I guess he got his, so fuck everybody else.
sep 1, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
Or turn into a cop
aug 31, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 4:32 am • 9 0 • view
Jd chose the third choice ; coach fucker!!!
aug 31, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
He looks like a young John Wayne Gacy.
aug 31, 2025, 11:50 pm • 7 0 • view
John Dwayne Vance-y? 🤔
aug 31, 2025, 11:52 pm • 6 0 • view
He really does
sep 1, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view
We may have been calling the wrong guy "turd blossom"
aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
He gives off strong creeper vibes. 🤮
sep 1, 2025, 12:06 am • 0 0 • view
Or as he was known at the time, Joe Dirt Couchfucker...
sep 1, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, his path has been chosen
sep 1, 2025, 9:20 am • 0 0 • view
Was he wearing smoky eyeliner even back then?
sep 1, 2025, 12:31 am • 1 0 • view
I know how this ends…🙋
aug 31, 2025, 11:36 pm • 1 0 • view
And some just turn into evil magic horsebugs with unresolved gender issues. Except, er, I was worse. I had a MULLET. 😱😱😱 (It was protective camouflage in 1990s NE Ohio...)
aug 31, 2025, 11:22 pm • 4 0 • view
We got the bully.
aug 31, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Either way, your couch is gonna get f*cked
aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 18 0 • view
He’s the human personification of what happens when several people use the same toilet and refuse to flush. What?
aug 31, 2025, 10:58 pm • 3 0 • view
Thiel got to him a decade ago, he's been festering in technofascist sewers ever since. Based on his 2019 interviews bashing 47, I do have a sliver of hope that maybe he's not pure evil but I'm not holding my breath.
aug 31, 2025, 11:25 pm • 3 0 • view
It can be amazing the differences made by one's choices. Guys like him think that as long as the facade holds for enough people, it doesn't matter what's underneath.
sep 1, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
Reminder: The "J.D." in J.D. Vance stands for Giant Douchebag
sep 1, 2025, 12:32 am • 0 0 • view
This wasn’t it’s name at the time of the photo
sep 1, 2025, 12:02 am • 1 0 • view
Just wait till he’s in charge this fall.
sep 1, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
I’ll take “bullies bent on revenge“ for $200, Alex.
sep 1, 2025, 12:12 am • 2 0 • view
Somehow I knew he'd have a haircut like that
sep 1, 2025, 4:23 am • 0 0 • view
That dude needs to pull a few shifts with Lawrence to learn some humility.
aug 31, 2025, 11:25 pm • 3 0 • view
He curdled like milk left out in 100 degree sun in the desert
aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 3 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
He looks a lot like the kid who lived around the corner from me growing up. That kid was suspended from school for hiding a video camera in the girls' locker room. THAT is the kind of person couch-fucker is.
aug 31, 2025, 11:29 pm • 3 0 • view
No question. I liked it better when the shittiest people in high school were the biggest losers at the reunion. Having them all pop up running the country is something I did not see happening 🤦🏻♀️
sep 1, 2025, 4:26 am • 3 0 • view
If it weren’t for politics, he’d be a serial killer.
sep 1, 2025, 5:23 am • 2 0 • view
Technically he's both and at this rate it's going to get a lot worse 🤬
sep 1, 2025, 5:25 am • 3 0 • view
And some will change their names and pound coaches
aug 31, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Or wait for a sugar daddy to show up.
aug 31, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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aug 31, 2025, 11:23 pm • 3 0 • view
This is the weird kid who didn't get bullied because he was just too weird.
aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 4 0 • view
He obviously has mitochondrial challenges.
aug 31, 2025, 10:58 pm • 10 1 • view
Keep him away from upholstery.
aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 4 0 • view
Pending school shooter ??
aug 31, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
I know he's got kids but you can't convince me he's ever seen a boob
sep 1, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
Bitter bitter bully
aug 31, 2025, 10:52 pm • 2 0 • view