No kidding it’d be great if he drank a glass of water to rapturous applause again
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Deflection before the survivors have their press conference Wednesday.
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Two handed!
sep 2, 2025, 5:19 am • 25 0 • view
As God intended!
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i bet it will be jd vance in a trump body suit
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bsky.app/profile/hear...
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I bet antifreeze tastes better....
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Ooh, I hope they found the guy who gouged the marble!
sep 2, 2025, 5:34 am • 8 0 • view
*Soft limestone
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Trump will execute him on livestream, in the middle of 5th Avenue.
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I hope it happens while he’s on camera. We all deserve to get to see it.
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You didn't say what but we all know exactly what you're referring to and agree.
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Prediction: Just a guy holding a mirror up to his mouth.
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Might need the Presidential soppy cup this time
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He’s passed a cognitive test
sep 2, 2025, 10:43 am • 0 0 • view
Or demonstrate how limber he is getting in and out of a car.
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It's not going to be anything we want. He will not resign even if he is ill.
sep 2, 2025, 5:43 am • 2 0 • view
Some stupid diversion to stop people from mentioning the Epstein files.
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Water or arsenic, I really don't care at this point. I just wanna see him drop dead on camera 😈
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How would we know the difference? How many GOP d1cks have just totally frozen up during a press conference anyway? If I were conspiracy-theorizing for a book, I would say they tried to use MUSK-bots, or Neuralink to control/manipulate the GOP and their supporters. It "explains" Bobby Jr though. 🙄😒
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He's going to announce an executive order recutting Revenge of the Sith to show how great a guy Darth Sideous was
sep 2, 2025, 5:16 am • 1 0 • view
Is he going to run down a ramp again?
sep 2, 2025, 6:47 am • 1 0 • view
Ah yes, the same way a toddler gets cheered for doing the same 🤣
sep 2, 2025, 11:21 am • 3 0 • view
The memo does not actually mention Trump by name.
sep 2, 2025, 5:24 am • 0 0 • view
It's going to be something stupid, like an update on the stupid ballroom.
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Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer
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They’ll just create an AI Trump that says, “I’m leaving the White House to return to my home planet, Mar-a-Lago, because everyone here is an insane person. Except for my people. I have the best people. They’re just keeping my seat warm for me for a bit. But in the meantime I’ll be fucking models”
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I'd laugh if Stephen Miller standing nearby drank a glass of water and Trump kept talking
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Why does it read: THE PRESIDENT and not President Trump? Just askin’.
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One hand or two hands?
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I'll be more impressed if Putin drinks a glass of water while Trump still talks.
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Holding it with both hands
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It’s just going to be the EO for voter ID.
sep 2, 2025, 5:35 am • 3 0 • view
Still, he'd use two hands.
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