A surprise tree laden with huge 🍎🍎🍎, where it must have seeded itself on the A19 roadside. Surprising bc self-seeded apple trees don't usually produce proper, large, edible apples.

CAN YOU SEE SOMETHING PURPLE FROM WHERE YOU ARE?

Incredibly that's the one colour I haven't seen all day! I used to have a purple bike (nicknamed Deep Purple) but some twazzock nicked it while I was working on the vegetable allotment.

A WELL-FED WARRIOR IS A LETHAL WARRIOR.

Pork and beetroot casserole tonight! (It's just dawned on me that this is also purple...)

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

Fairy-cakes it is, then.

YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

This halo around the Moon tonight

SHELVE YOUR HARPOON, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ENNUI. AND YOU WILL WIN.

A very silly fledgeling mourning dove, who was just as surprised to see me step out into my deck, where they were chilling, as I was to see them! We had a very funny “oh shit someone else is here” moment before they flew into the closest tree 💜

*onto My kingdom for an edit button 🥲

YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN TALK TO?

A great blue heron in flight.

HANG UP YOUR CLUB, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DEHYDRATION. AND YOU WILL WIN.

YOU MUST TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

Was reminded of last winter. Had freezing fog one night. Will post pic from another device in a moment.

STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND?

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

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PUT AWAY YOUR MORNING STAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DARK THOUGHTS. AND YOU WILL WIN.