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Alanna Smith @alannawrites.bsky.social

Do we have a name yet for the type of bluesky reply guy who shows up to make a baffling "joke" about an incredibly serious political topic on a post that has nothing to do with politics at all

aug 23, 2025, 3:21 pm • 189 7

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El Guapo @mr-el-guapo.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Aquarian ™♒️🔱 🌊🪬 @iamtheaquarian.bsky.social

Blue Waffles. Since they waffle on with no reason.

aug 24, 2025, 3:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Pooploser64 @pooploser64.bsky.social

Hitler was a bad guy in my opinion.

aug 24, 2025, 3:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Doug @dsfw.bsky.social

I just use the default, “twat”

aug 24, 2025, 6:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Rakesh Malik 🇨🇦 @winterlightstudios.bsky.social

Bob?

aug 24, 2025, 5:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Random Dude 6 @randomdude-6.bsky.social

Marching is great. What is really great if you have a previous non voter with you. Marches don't vote, and I highly support them, but what else we going to engage and engage 100M non/new Voters #EngagaAndEnrage

aug 24, 2025, 12:01 am • 2 0 • view
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isogsargent.bsky.social @isogsargent.bsky.social

Do all the things.

aug 24, 2025, 12:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Astute Observer @kat7813.bsky.social

Check this out : www.generalstrikeUS.com

aug 24, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Ross @fletcher22.bsky.social

I call them blocked 😉

aug 24, 2025, 2:23 am • 6 0 • view
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CtK @in-prose93.bsky.social

Flared nostril wing guy

aug 24, 2025, 3:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Alison @alisonscott.bsky.social

Skum?

aug 24, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
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emoontxwriter @emoontxwriter.bsky.social

Or, in relation to "blatherskite" it could be "blunderskyte."

aug 24, 2025, 2:06 am • 1 0 • view
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emoontxwriter @emoontxwriter.bsky.social

Proposing "blundersky?"

aug 24, 2025, 2:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Sam Scott @sam-scott.bsky.social

See also: reply guys who complain you're not talking about politics

aug 23, 2025, 6:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Maxamina @maxamina.bsky.social

Bot

aug 24, 2025, 3:23 am • 0 0 • view
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corscorp @corscorp.bsky.social

Same bot; different app.

aug 24, 2025, 1:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Barbara Kennedy @barbaragkennedy.bsky.social

"Loser Troll" works for me.

aug 24, 2025, 2:09 am • 3 0 • view
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Barefoot Contestor @lynnettecs.bsky.social

A BlueFly

aug 24, 2025, 12:06 am • 18 0 • view
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Jane Fleming Kleeb 🇺🇸thank you Pres. Biden @janekleeb.bsky.social

MAGA

aug 24, 2025, 2:41 am • 1 0 • view
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William Gill🌻 @williamrgill.bsky.social

Blue bottle flies: they make a loud buzzing noise and contaminate surfaces they land on.

aug 24, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Cheeseonbiscuits @treesandtrees.bsky.social

Bankers

aug 24, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Erin 🇨🇦 @spicyerin.bsky.social

This should cover it.

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aug 23, 2025, 5:19 pm • 29 0 • view
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Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘 @flowers4melanie.bsky.social

"Ding Dong" Yeah, that's it - ding dong. (Dingus, derp face, and doo doo pants also work.)

aug 24, 2025, 2:05 am • 1 0 • view
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gemma-az.bsky.social @gemma-az.bsky.social

I'm suggesting "asshole."

aug 24, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Candy @yermomsez.bsky.social

Why we gotta name things?

aug 23, 2025, 11:54 pm • 4 0 • view
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Carl Barker @carltbarker.bsky.social

Me

aug 24, 2025, 8:11 am • 0 0 • view
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veloben.bsky.social @veloben.bsky.social

Blurp

aug 24, 2025, 2:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social

Me, Boppapoopity?

aug 24, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
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watersign719 @watersign719.bsky.social

"Desperately Seeking Conversation"? Be kind. Bad jokes are okay as long as he's not full-blown MAGA. Maybe he just wants to be a part of the movement but has awkward social skills.🤷🏼‍♂️

aug 24, 2025, 2:38 am • 5 0 • view
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pipeddy.bsky.social @pipeddy.bsky.social

Bluebufferboon! Replywrongun! BaffledBluer!! Bingbongbingbingbong!! 😂😂

aug 24, 2025, 1:25 am • 5 0 • view
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Julio @1doglove.bsky.social

😂🤣👍💙

aug 24, 2025, 4:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Soozie 🌵❤️🦇 @sooziebeast.bsky.social

Asshole?

aug 24, 2025, 1:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Bel @bel-the-ghost.bsky.social

Idk if we have a name for that? Just like we don’t have all the names on the Epstein list 🗿

aug 24, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
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m0n90053 🦋 @m0n90053.bsky.social

xtroller?

aug 24, 2025, 3:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Alanna Smith @alannawrites.bsky.social

You: I like waffles! Some random on bluesky: waffles have more holes in them than trump's explanation for not releasing the epstein files!

aug 23, 2025, 3:44 pm • 26 0 • view
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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social

Waffles?!? Like how the Trump administration keeps changing their minds on policy!

aug 23, 2025, 4:05 pm • 29 0 • view
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JennyS @jennsamuelson.bsky.social

Don’t create an association between Trump and waffles; that taco thing is bad enough, I don’t want call tacos tacos bc of “him.”

aug 24, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Alanna Smith @alannawrites.bsky.social

Dang normally I don't like when people one-up jokes but I gotta admit this is better

aug 23, 2025, 5:46 pm • 21 0 • view
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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social

It could have easily fallen flat as a pancake, and left me with egg on my face.

aug 23, 2025, 5:49 pm • 33 0 • view
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Steve @estabon-vadesi.bsky.social

Man. That's would've left some scrambled but you? Nope.

aug 24, 2025, 12:27 am • 2 0 • view
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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social

Someone's gotta bring home the bacon

aug 24, 2025, 12:35 am • 2 0 • view
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Millie, or Mills if we’re friends @millie29.bsky.social

Dad is that you? 😂

aug 24, 2025, 12:27 am • 33 0 • view
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ChesterDoodle @chesterdood.bsky.social

And here you thought I was toast. You should have known butter

aug 24, 2025, 1:04 am • 23 0 • view
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NoFoxGiven @dontgiveafox.bsky.social

Your post is just spam

aug 24, 2025, 5:26 am • 5 0 • view
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KL Resists @klknightlight.bsky.social

Waffles? In THIS economy??

aug 24, 2025, 2:35 am • 1 1 • view
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David @scotinus.bsky.social

Waffles was my dog's name. He died last week. I have no money as DOGE cancelled my job. Our Kickstarter is ....

aug 24, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
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read banned books 📚🐾🫘 @moniquelussier.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Mindy Michell @intentionality4.bsky.social

"Post bomber"

aug 24, 2025, 12:48 am • 9 0 • view
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🇨🇦notthatitmatters🇨🇦 @notthatitmatters.bsky.social

Nailed it! Why doesn’t this have about 50 likes?

aug 24, 2025, 1:30 am • 3 0 • view
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ostarius.bsky.social @ostarius.bsky.social

Joke? Like how Ghislaine Maxwell’s “testimony” is a joke? 😀

aug 24, 2025, 1:04 am • 8 0 • view
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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social

Do you mean Tom? I think his name is Tom.

aug 24, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Mitla96 @mitla96.bsky.social

"Bot"?

aug 24, 2025, 2:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Anon Y. Mouse @anon-y-mouse.bsky.social

Me?

aug 24, 2025, 5:47 am • 0 0 • view
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knowlton666 @knowlton666.bsky.social

Going with "Clueless". Seriously, read the room.

aug 24, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Vicky&Jim ❌👑 @vicjim.bsky.social

Block

aug 24, 2025, 3:14 am • 1 0 • view
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auntienora.bsky.social @auntienora.bsky.social

“Blocked Guy”

aug 24, 2025, 1:25 am • 23 0 • view
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Alanna Smith @alannawrites.bsky.social

This feels like the correct one lol

aug 24, 2025, 1:33 am • 10 0 • view
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clay blasdel @clayblasdel.bsky.social

Normally I would say "asshole" but far too many of these people have no shame. The worst ones will slaughter a room full of school children for publicity. Call them any name you want, they don't care. Sociopaths don't care. They crave fame.

aug 24, 2025, 1:24 am • 2 0 • view
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Mancy Face (Parody) @skytag.bsky.social

Russian

aug 24, 2025, 4:00 am • 1 0 • view
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BookWorm604 @bookworm604.bsky.social

Gnomes? As in mini-Trolls?

aug 24, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
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BookWorm604 @bookworm604.bsky.social

PS - the Nome King (from L. Frank Baum’s Oz book series) was a vicious yet buffoon of a villain. It was sometimes also spelled Gnome although Baum thought we needed an American spelling for it (I think I read something about it, but don’t known the source.)

aug 24, 2025, 3:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Proud Federal Worker @proudfedworker.bsky.social

Uncle

aug 23, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view