Perfecto!

This wins the internet today I think!

CDC still works. Center for Disease Complication.

They are just begging for another pandemic.

Perfect

Maybe add Center for Disease Spreading

I see that Kara

There are still CDC workers there who will honor their oath, work tirelessly for the health of the nation, and follow the science. Thank you to those doctors, epidemiologists, and scientists who amid all this turmoil are still doing their jobs.

Gotta put a old man resting on barrel to complete the rebrand

Except he's dead from a preventable disease

You would think at this moment that Antifa would be hard at work?! Could it be that Antifa is also a big fat lie from the Gang Of Perverts!

Sad all around. Scary. Medieval. Ignorant. And frustrating because it might take nearly 4 years from now before all this BS can start to be undone. That's currently a "lifetime" in the medical and scientific world.

It must have been in Project 2025 plan

10/10

Love this!

I think now it should be STD or VD in honor of that idiot rfk jr.

On point.

Seriously so good.

CD = Culling Da’herd

Compact Destruction.

Sadly, this is spot on. 😢

They shot the wrong Kennedy, twice!

Remember getting medical advise from your lawyer?? Yeah me neither, that’s why RFK is a quack 🦆

TACO's plan to reduce expenses and crime is to reduce the population of the USA. He is calling it his MAGANIFICANT plan where so many citizens die from disease, lack of medical care, and guns that the crime numbers will reduce significantly.

Yikes! 😬

Any pushback from the cracker barrel crowd?

Spot on.

😆🥲

STD maybe 😢

Is this the autocrat, tech broligarch class implementing the great "weed out the weak" program to depopulate the planet so that AI can just do everything they want??

How about just D

🤣

Maybe add a Cracker Barrel.

Kennedy! That Fruitcake! Ousted by his family with all the drugs and women! Something is seriously wrong with Trump. His vendetta is out of hand and dangerous. Two psychos!

Is it time to buy stock in mortuaries yet?

I keep thinking of the morgue semi-trucks parked outside hospitals

🤣

Oh, I missed that one. That explains everything...

cute - my smirk for today😏

🏆

USCD replaces USAID

center for death

With a subtext of Center for Death.

And their new motto will be either “America, where only the strong survive” or “what, we’re all going to die”

And it's definitely not 'woke'.... 🤡

Priceless!

A rebrand Republican politicians and voters are completely on board with.

Guess 2025 edition of Pandemic will have few extra event cards. "Lose any Lab located in USA" "Epidemiologist got fired, replace character with Snake Oil Salesman" "Anti-Vaxx: effect of researched Cure does not apply in the USA"

this is "hilarious" and extremely disturbing...

Needs RFK sitting in a chair to the left of the logo.

With a barrel of raw milk.

😝

It’s funny that it coached you, but it’s interesting that it won’t help you make what is essentially a political cartoon. We can’t have that, can we?

It'll help kids commit suicide but heaven forbid they let it make fun of a mass murdering lunatic.

Is it electric?

Exactly add the crackhead in the 🪑..

…with a barrel of brain worms.

With a belt around his arm and the end in his mouth with heroin needle sticking out of his arm.

Wearing jeans, with a bear cub carcass at his feet.

That was my thought. “They should ADD the cracker”

✨️✨️✨️

Good one

I have Jeffrey Epstein sitting in a chair to the left of this logo. Will that work for now? 🙂

No notes needed until I saw this.

Well done.

Perfect.

Follow me for daily cartoons!

We're going back to the days when America was great -- the days people were dying of polio.

Funny

Link to cartoon/cartoonist bsky.app/profile/denn...

👍

Funny! Tragic, but funny!

okay this is pretty funny actually

Brilliantly disturbing post

Epic! Sadly, this is the occupied America ( not United, but tribal ) we now live in.

I highly recommend downloading the WHO app.

The other option, same style but: CDE, Center for Disease Enhancement

Now you're gonna give the bug catchers all boners

Cracker Barrelly!

👏

That’s amusing.

True

Such a shame to see the direction we’re going…

America sure has interesting priorities.

Touchdown Kara Swisher

Bawhahaha! Reject fascism! Revolution is now or never! 😅🇺🇸🇺🇦🌈🟧🌍🩸💙

Everyone’s forgetting the ‘Prevention’ part…..

CD used to be Civil Defense.

Don't need any...it's self-explanatory. 😟

Cracker Darryl

TRUTH!

Truth in Advertising.

💯 Well done!!

Unfortunately

😆😆

Sadly no backsies coming on this one.

Cruelty, suffering, and death are the goal of these vile psychopaths. The junk drawer of the sycophants in the cabinet are the ones that deserve this treatment. I'm all in for this⬇️

Chefs kiss!

@dennisgoris.bsky.social is hilarious, everyone should follow him

That's brilliant. George Orwell would applaud!

Better.

CDP = Centers for Disease Promotion

CRAZINESS!!!

EDA.... Environmental Destruction Agency

Center for Deranged Conspiracies

RFK, Jr. in charge of health, is like putting Jeffrey Epstein in charge of schools. And Trump in charge of the Economy. Same Difference. Same Republicans.

Stole it. It's ok, I am a doctor. Thank you 😊

I protest, it should be CDP(center for disease Propagation)

Lol! It will be just that soon!

It means they'll kill you will diseases, not prevent them!

I see what you did there! I want to laugh, I really do.

I wish I had thought of that.

Certain Death.

Cracker Darrel ?

Just for reference The cartoon is by @dennisgoris.bsky.social

It needs a little cartoon of a nineteenth century undertaker in a battered top hat holta shovel.

🥵

Here’s his IG for folks #editorialcartoons #artistsresisting www.instagram.com/p/DN6hiNRAKC...

😭

This incompetent administration is hellbent on destroying so many lives. What a shame.

Center for Disease, Cracker Barrel style

Or, the new CDS ... Center for Disease Spreading!

Should have a worm coming out of it......

This

Quacker Barrell

I object. Without the Barrel, where do we store the raw milk?

How about in an animal skin flask? 🤔 🦠 🥛 🧟‍♂️

Agreed. They need to go old-timey and add something like this...

Absolute perfection!

Perfect!

😅😅

So. Fucking. Sad. Never, ever thought that I’d see this coming. Destroying a jewel.

DC Disease Central

Well played.

But why isn't it CDCP to begin with?

Whoever did this, brilliant!

Perfect

You win.

Accurate

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🤬

just as the EPA is now the Environmental Pollution Agency.

DC - Disease Central

Brilliant

the logo needs some open wounds on it...

Needs a barrel.

How about we got a crack pot not a doctor or scientist to head disease control agency. Don’t want to hurry redesign. Trump wants to brand just right.

Crock full of Dumbshit

Run of course by the CD's Nuts

And when the CD becomes obsolete, you simply upgrade to DVD (Die Via Disease)

chatgpt.

😂😭

Well, I’m having a day. I just realized this was sarcasm. 🤣 The fact that it’s believable though.

Why are we wasting taxpayer money on all of this crap?

Good one

Chef's Kiss 👨‍🍳 💋

Brilliant.

Definitely not Woke

Economist George Staller "Its easy to turn an aquarium into fish soup. Very hard to go back." He's making fish soup for billionaires out of our economy, public health, rule of law, natural environment, civil society, and democracy. When the soup is gone, the only thing left to eat is billionaires.

I imagine eating a billionaire to taste like an unhappy childhood, arm candy and dirty laundry…

No stories this AM about what just happened to Medicaid & Medicare in 6 states. Pilot program to deny and slow pre approvals thru AI. AI company earns $$$ the more procedures they deny. Anyone who got a little thrill thinking it would just be Medicaid denied will soon find how wrong they were.

its gonna enrich the fucking oligarchs and steal benefits from the people who've paid in there entire working lives.

Brilliant marketing.

No CONTROL!

Perfect ☝🏻

Also implies “Cracker Darrell,” which is probably a good nickname for the incompetent sycophant they’ve put in charge of the CDC.

Pretty soon the only medical advice from the CDC will be just rub some holistic dirt on it, you'll be fine.

Wait, what?!

Which month is Disease Appreciation Month?

Oh my! A logo debate! Just when I was worried that we wouldn't have anything meaning to do.

I can't wait for your mainstream media piece, on how this is nothing to be alarmed about. Let's talk about how Donald is such an extraordinary golfer!

Exactly right

You can always check our Canadian websites for useful information on disease control. We do that kind of stuff up here as well. Just a thought

Hi Carolyn and others, Jetelina Katelyn MD PhD is an absolutely wonderful epidemiologist. Her substack is free. Worth supporting her if you can (I'm a physician and find her extremely reliable. Now the CDC is being decimated she's invaluable! yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/nih-the-qu...

Already have been doing that and getting a lot of my news from CBC news. Thank you Canadians!

Smart! We don't bullshit the people up here.

Thank you

Release the crackers!

Someone needs to make some memes in this context for NSF, NIH, NASA, & NOAH

Accurate

Why not the Dept of Defense is becoming Dept of War

Now some clever person can do that for the EPA Maybe to EA?

Our new Environmental Pollution Agency logo.

More like “ED” for Environmental Destruction or Demolition, either works.

Make sure there's an oil pump in the logo

more like A

It should just be this, pronounced “uhhhhh”

A++

I am starting to wonder why we pay federal taxes.

They could at least call it "center against disease"!

perfect

Brilliant.

spot on

None needed

Missed opportunity to make the new logo in the shape of a severed whale head.

my only thing is I wish they'd bring back the old terminally ill guy in the rocking chair

None needed *chef's kiss* #tRump=Death

More Epstein bread crumbs…..

Get your diseases from a reputable supplier. 👌🏿

Cracker Disease

Catchy name for the klan.

😢‼️

Dang

So true

Where’s the guy sitting on the barrel?

Ahahahhahaha! Well played!

CFFD. Center for fucking degenerates.

WH.gov #WaffleHouse

NOTE: 1) FASCISTS believe a sick population is easier to control. 2) FASCISTS love eugenics.

I mean I like it but I don’t want to 😔

Moto- best way to fight a disease or cancer is to catch it. Natural immunity

Excellent & sadly true 🎯

makes me think of renaming of Department of Defense to War Department. ugg

Or maybe "Cool, Disease!"

RFK is going to be the Death Merchant of America. Very soon.

You are your own Center for Disease Control.

US Center for … Control Prevention

Perfection.

Perfect

Damn, I liked the old logo so much better..what gives? /S

It’s all marketing. Sick and dying? You’re not sick and dying! You’re evolving to heaven my good soul! Congratulations!!!