Okay, but would you rather fight 1000 Ewok-sized Deathstars or 1 Deathstar-sized Ewok?

But why would you

But why would you want to? They’re so sweeeeet!

I hope so, we’ve seen what those little bastards do to their enemies.

Apparently they're way tougher and more brutal than they look.

Just one?

More tragic bear-on-bear violence.

Well the ewoks did beat a force witch played by Anjelica Houston

One Gail bear vs 100 tiny murder bears. Who would win?

They are the most puntable of all the Star Wars species.

I dare you too say that with a porg in the room.

You know what, fair

Tf did we do to you😭😭

Go for it. I'll hold your shoes. 🤣

You would have to, if not the buggers will eat you.

I love it when they say "Oteeny" when you do.

Turnabout is fair play.

EA’s Battlefront 2 game has a mode called Ewok hunt where you’re a stormtrooper at night and are hunted by Ewoks that attack. It’s a fantastic and eerie experience.

Ewoks can defeat an AT-ST -> Gail Simone can defeat Ewoks -> Gail Simone can deceat an AT-ST 🤔 Yeah, I think that works.

What the Stormtroopers said before the battle of Endor

That makes you stronger than the Empire, no doubt.

Would you? Thanks. I don’t have time.

I think this is the perfect time for this: youtu.be/PDz9z8H-XUU?...

They’re kinda strong though

I bet I could eat up a Ewoks. But not in a wok

I could cook in an ewok, but gas burner woks work better

Yes but the ewok is portable

Probably, but it's not the individual Ewok, it's the numbers that get you.

If it hadn't been for Luke they'd have been cooked. The implications of Ewok cooking can be scary.

I bet I could do less push ups than you

I can never remember which is a Ewok & which is a Wookie ...

The more O in the name, the taller the hairy man!

Genius!

but they are buddies 😔😔

Ladies, this is not an original observation, those little guys make me think about the war in Vietnam

Uh huh Friend is extra friend shaped!

Just one? Because we've seen what they're like in large enough groups...

Gub gub

1 Wookie sized Ewok or 10 Ewok sized Wookies?

As long as you avoid wearing a helmet that covers your whole head and is almost impossible to see out of, my money is on you Gail.

Ewoks? Not anymore edon’t!

Unless they had a tree trunk on rope!

Before picking a fight, just remember, Ewoks are carnivorous and will cook you like a rotisserie chicken.

Face them in the Ewoktogon

Underrated comment.

Careful, where there's one there's many

I on the other hand support the right to arm bears.

I have complete faith in you.

Not exactly a fair fight though, issit?

I'm sure we can pacify Gail with a good strong cup of Yorkshire Tea.

So long as the microwave is working

She's cat fishing us all with that profile pic.

This is a little in-joke poking fun at Gail's, shall we say "brutal" hair care regime, but, we all know what happens when you poke a bear with a curling iron.

everyone thinks they can take an ewoks just like everyone thinks they can take a goose don't fight the ewoks, gail, you might not live to regret it

R2D2 could and all he had was a taser and 80,000 volts.

I remember in the old Star Wars Battlefront 2, there was a special mission for Snipers vs Ewoks. Me, never relying on a sniper rifle, thought it would be easy to beat them up....I was so, so wrong...

"A ewoks" is correct usage because that is the sound they make.

I dunno why they’ve even made a wok connect to the internet? What’s the point? Just so’s you can get a txt to say “ooh your noodles are burning”? Stand over your hob and watch like we always had to!

AI innit? Putting it in everything nowadays.

Here it comes.

I hear this in Ali G's voice.

Will you wear the white armour? I've heard that makes it difficult.

I can't condone this Bear vs Space Bear pugilistic behavior

I don't think Gail subscribes to the Marquis of Queensbury rules.

I don't know, she would have a public feud with Oscar Wilde though.

Legend has it that he was on his deathbed and saw a bear before saying, "Either you go or I do," as his last words.

Would they make good backpacks?

What about one horse-sized Ewok?

I have defeated a large fluffy cat before

Bigger, Fluffier, Has the ability to fly.

Hans Solo beats up three at once in the 1993 directors cut.

I'd get bludgeoned to sh!t by a Ewoks. That polite gold mannequin could probably best me in an arm wrestle, too.

Yeaa I quite doubt that. They can be little psychos.

They'll stab ya.

Yub nub

Still stuck at LAX? I got money on 5 rounds.

Physically, sure. But could you do it emotionally?

With or without spears?

Idk. Friend shaped but would definitely grab onto your legs like a group of furry toddlers and go to town. Do not recommend (source. Am an Ewok expert and my only pro writing credit involved Ewoks and related creatures)

I have a pile of danger bears in my apartment.

An ewok or multiple ewoks? If it is in plural then how many do you estimate it would take to down you? In an ewok swarm (sans imported robots)?

Exactly. One ewok at a time, no problem. But all at once? No way.

$20 says Wicket kicks Gail’s ass!

what's an ewoks

I dunno, what's an ewoks with you? (I'll see myself out)

Fakey.

Just look out for the pointy sticks and rocks, they’re sneaky. A little duck and weave and you got em

Careful, or they'll make Gail-kabobs out of you.

What about a Porgs?

But why would you want to? They are adorable little killers

It would be an Ewok-over.

Wicket is on the Epstein list!

Ewoks are so deadly that they can even overcome the precise aim of imperial stormtroopers

Everyone says this, until the little buggers bite your Achilles tendon.

Well, they're practically naked, so...

I don't know Those little methed out care bears eat humans They took Han & Luke straight to the cooking fire like it was protocol You trying to fight them & they're trying to season you

They don’t eat all humans, but they will EETCHA MOMMA!

I can hear this! Well done.

🏅

You could possibly defeat several. But “beat up”, idk… Which Ewok, specifically ? Also, it’s the grammar that got me engaged. One single Ewok Two or more Ewoks No ?

That's what the storm troopers said.