I bought a whistle I can carry with me wherever I go. When it happens, and I'm not at home with my battery of noise-makers, I want to be ready. It's my patriotic duty.
I bought a whistle I can carry with me wherever I go. When it happens, and I'm not at home with my battery of noise-makers, I want to be ready. It's my patriotic duty.
I’m thinking cowbell, or maybe a kazoo so I can sing/hum: “Ding Dong the Turd is Dead! Which old turd? The Orange Turd! Ding Dong the Orange Turd is Dead!”