Kambucha!

@cnn.com there's a coup happening maybe report on that the only time we would care about cola is if RFK ordered the cocaine added back in

Will never buy a Coke product ever again after honoring the orange rapist traitor felon. F-U Coke

Coca Cola can suck these nuts. They’re never getting another dollar from me or any of my immigrants friends.

drink up...

And I’ll never buy it. Aldis has a version and it’s good! Just saying!!

Fuck Coca-Cola and fuck all of the soft drinks. Also fuck the alcohol industry. I drink plain water both out of protest and for my health and I must say I feel much better 💧

“It’s all part of our Chlamydia is ‘better for you’ than Gonorrhea marketing campaign that resonates with the youth of America…”

Is this an ad? I would think it was but I kinda remember a similar story on news radio today. Obviously I wasn't paying attention.

Does the count as an ad? sure feels like an ad.

Oh sure, make good time for sponsored content during the fall of humanity. All good. 👍 😂

Do journalism now

JUST AS LONG as it has caffeine, that's the only reason I drink Diet Coke (it's my coffee).

Boycott Coca-Cola!

Seriously, @cnn.com ?

Ban all supporters of Trump, especially Muskolini

lol it’s better then Trump is . The witch doctor Kennedy that fruit toast corn syrup isn’t good for you kids. Drink Trump’s Kool-Aid instead Trump’s project 2025. Trump is a dictator.

What Coca Cola did to the immigrants at their factory is shameful actions chao Coca Cola 👎🏻

I'm interested to see how this does in the market, I feel like it won't be able to compete but we'll see!

& I’ll be boycotting this shit too Instead, get a reverse osmosis water machine that removes atleast 80%+ impurities I suggest bluevua Then buy a soda machine the syrups are better than what’s in any of the shit they’re selling you Cheaper in the long run, cleaner water — and no chemicals

Coke sucks

But never better for the environment. They belong in the history books.

drink water

Exactly

You mean all the water tables being tainted with Fracking? Also Water companies get free water to sell to us but are all different in terms of how they filter the free water they get. Because free isn’t good enough. What say you squirrel cheeks ?

Relax old timer

Not until they were basically forced too! Can we all just agree to not let douche bag corporations to keep poisoning us all??

Interesting move by Coca-Cola! The competition in the healthier soda market is heating up. It'll be fun to see how Simply Pop stacks up against the likes of Poppi and Olipop. Cheers to more tasty options that won't make us feel guilty!

Great. But has it been analyzed to see how "better for you" it really is?

They missed an opportunity to call it Simpli Pop

Old fashioned fascism, watch out: Trump is entering the "I'll kill you" fascism category with a response of his ownv MAGA.

F Coca Cola

Horrendous branding. Good god.