Oh, nothing to see here, just some totally altruistic foreign investors loving the American political system so much they're expressing it in $TRUMP coins. How wholesome.

Extortion

WTAF?!

And CNN makes it all look normal. It's not normal.

Was she sober?

As sober as Pete Kegseth, or Brett "I Like Beer" Cavanaugh.

She’s had so much work done the nazi blow up doll can’t even blink or smile ever again.

Most corrupt, incompetent admin in US history God help us all

Jeanine Pirro and Pete Hegseth walk into a bar…..

What an effing joke.

I’ll drink to that. I’m sure Jeanine will join me

Good grief. I guess it's good for #SNL fodder, but we are living in a poor casting of a government.

Big congrats to the criminals in her district. There’s zero shot she can stay sober long enough to build a case sound enough to garner a conviction.

Your honour, the defense does not need to call any witnesses or cross examine anyone nor make any closing argument. The defense rests.

Whenever you think this administration can’t get any worse, this happens

another joke-

Barf

She's buying the drinks

O . . . M. . . G

A person with self awareness would not put themselves in a position in which they can cause irreparable harm. Like saying that you can land a plane when you can’t.

That’s the problem. No one in this regime has any self awareness. And even if they did, they just don’t care. Their lust for power, fame, cruelty and money outweighs everything else.

@rhymeafterrhyme.bsky.social does make a solid point. People need to stop thinking that the DJT Mark II Administration will have any guard rails at all. None.

/2 There are no consequences when they just pull any old shit out of their poop chute. Wouldn't it be great if their nose got longer or their cranks got shorter or A NIPPLE SUDDENLY CRAWLED UP ABOVE THEIR NECK LINE? MAGA, "You know Bob, I'm not so sure now that their left ear has fallen off."

Will she have to give up her day drinking job?

What a joke

From bad to worse?

Whoa. Is Pirro as bad as Suella Braverman or worse? She's more high profile but just as deranged. Braverman was described as a 'useful idiot'. She let herself be used as a shield by more powerful figures behind the scenes. Where does Pirro fit? Why did she get this job?

omg she's a total nutter

I thought I heard a huge wine burp throughout the land!

The media should be treating this as the fucking joke it is.

Disgusting. She is a real freak

Trump Administration = Waste, Fraud, Abuse & Incompetence!

😂

Requiring barrels of wine for a fitting celebration.

disgraceful

you would think that her excessive use of botox would disqualify her…

Who's gonna be the first Dem she goes after?

bsky.app/profile/adam...

What a damn mess.

You sure know how to pick’em

This bullshit! Is there any other alcoholic Fox “news” reporters that are in line for a job??? Enough already!

Dread Dread Whine..........

And so the circus continues.

OMG

I just bought Jeanine Pirro a gift and had it sent to her new office. Now she can just open the valve on the wine box and chug away! Welcome Jeanine, you stupid kkkunt! #TheTurdReich

Was she drunk? Was wine served at the after swearing in party?

She’ll drink to that.

Isn't she up for congressional approval?

🤮 🍷

One more POS joins this POS administration.

Is she joining Hegseth for happy hour?

Trial attorneys will walk all over her. She couldn't pass a procedures course.

The Nancy Grace of the Trump admin Keep the wine coming

Hahahahhahaha oh my god. What a fucking joke.

Travesty

TRUMPS US IS A FASCIST STATE WITH NO DEMOCRACY OR HUMAN RIGHTS! TRUMP IS A FASCIST DICTATOR AND TRAITOR!

For context #foxnews

When will I wake up to realize this is all just a very bad dream ( nightmare ) ? 🤷‍♀️

Liquor bottle coasters for earrings??

We're laughing stock of the world. Not 1 person in this administration Is competent.

The Fox News drama queen brings her acting skills to the top fed. prosecutor spot.

And no one can do anything?

😳😧🥴😵‍💫🤢🤮🫩

I find it odd that Jeanine Pirro and Pete Hegseth are using the same advisors. Jack Daniels Jim Beam and Johnny Walker must be highly intelligent objective individuals. #maga

Happy hour is any hour in D.C. 🥃🍷🏛️

Don't forget martini and rossi.

Jeanine Pinot Grigio and Pete "Whiskey Tanqueray Foxhost" KEGseth back together again, like at faux newds. Roll out the barrel!

Swearing in means nothing anymore

Either poor judgment or pour judgment - covering all the bases

This is not The Onion. 🤮🤦‍♀️

Ayyy dios mío

Way to go, America. 😑

Will she be meeting up with the Defense Secretary at the local gin mills to go over old times on Fox🤣🤣

12 martini lunches

and yet your home page is devoted to Joe Biden getting old. Really CNN? Do better!

Congratulations. What could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Your honour, the defense does not need to call any witnesses or cross examine anyone nor make any closing argument. The defense rests.

Un-fucking-believable.

Oh good. I like the Saturday Night Live skits

73 year old bridge troll has 3 years of judge experience 30 years ago. Since then, a drunk bullshit artist married to a weird felon. Sounds qualified to me.

I'm done with these traitorous doubters and their love of DEI. Every FOX commentator deserves a position in our federal government. We need positions filled by merit and experience in kissing Trump's ass. End of story.

Lets watch Jeanine Pirro lose case after case just like idol Trump does. Then we can all have a good laugh at an idiot.

He just hires whoever he sees on TV

Sponsored by Ernest and Julio [by the] Gallo[n].

What else can anyone expect. The entire Trump administration is filled with people who knowa how to suck up and many are from fox news. It's actually fox propaganda network not news.

Fox TV Judge for the horrible 'Reality TV' Trump regime 🤦🏻‍♀️🤮

What cabinet positions do we think Jesse Watters and Laura Ingraham will get?

Another Fox Host???

If you’re not gonna hire DEI, I guess DUI will do

I still think Lauren Boebert should have been Trump’s Secretary of Education.

Hands above the table, please, Ms. Boebert.

So sad

She be one screwed up babe

That's just great. Who will they find to replace her on Fox that is as arrogantly ignorant as her? Nobody.

Oh good. Another TV host. Meritocracy, huh?

🤢

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

24 Fox news personalities now in trumps admin. But you fucks, and tapper, keep going on about Biden. Fucking cowards.

@cnn.com and tapper suck shit.

This would make a great SNL spinoff.

Yet another DUI hire

Yikes, hoping folks are monitoring this

She & Hegseth should have adjoining offices & share a wine fridge.

she gonna have a spigot and big resevoir of Franzia installed in her office wall

What a disgrace

No need for press conferences-you’ll be able to hear her scream and slur from where ever you are.

Donald Trump's Circus Carny Jeanine Pirro 🧵thread bsky.app/profile/edhi...

Why are you treating this as normal instead of the joke it really is?