Should be talked about also in relation to his effective takeover of US Steel. He is trying to leverage his position as king to take over the U.S. economy.
Should be talked about also in relation to his effective takeover of US Steel. He is trying to leverage his position as king to take over the U.S. economy.
TACO-Mobile the service that promises the Earth but always fails to deliver.
Hard to think of a carrier I’d want less.
When hell freezes over.
lmfao, ok
Off the backs of another provider no doubt? Family trait.
Boo
We give you the news we want you to use. No Artificial Intelligence. No A1. We use Trump AI, which is real, not artificial. Trump AI is not bound to the service of intelligence. TRUMP AI uses the real TRUMP ACTUAL IGNORANCE
With our special Truth Translator that can transform clear factual statements into erroneous dog whistle filled gibberness.(available with autopost, just set it and forget it, concious free convenience)
Featuring the Felon plan with the crypto con billing option.
Rival ATnT? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That’s a good one.
What a joke. Is this going to be like the trump coin where they'll get people to invest then jump ship??
😂
Trojan horse. Monitoring the sheeple in order to quickly identify when MAGAs "lose faith."
Any loser who subscribes to that should be prepared to be hacked every single day.
I’m sure they like the free publicity CNN.
is musk involved with this-is stealing all our data (DOGE) have anything to do with this-inside info-suspicious
the trump family grit keeps coming and keeps profiting off trump presidency. @cnn.com when will this be shown on tv?
Trump Mobile uses these networks. How can they rival them when it’s their towers they are using for service? People are stupid.
Anyone know any criminally heinous tricks you can do w/ a cell phone? I see your new supplier!
Tell me you don't know what an MVNO without telling me you don't know what an MVNO us...
I know at least 12 million people that won't be buying this trash phone and service. 🤣
Want to bet it will spy on you?...
When you control the FCC competing is easy against "rival AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile"!!
...but wait Hunter's laptop. I hope CNN plans on covering the corruption that is running rampant in the Trump Administration.The Trumps just aren't trading on their name they literally are putting America on the auction block & the News Media covers it as if it's business as usual. YOU ARE FAILING.
We live in such a dumb world. No way they will compete with legacy carriers. This is a giant grift
And nearly everyone who falls for these scams and grifts deserves what they get.
Bandits
His cult will buy anything he slaps his name in, I can’t wait to watch this fail spectacularly.
When is congress going to say enough is enough?
Guess I know who the required carrier will be for Fox. Get ready for a vomit-inducing stream of praise from their anchors.
Just don’t watch fox. Like normal people do.
Fantastic short opportunity. Better believe Trump family shorting it as soon as it hits the stock market
Jeez. That family really sees the WH as a financial opportunity.
Please tell me this is an onion article….
The Onion can never top this!
NOT made in America.
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Well, if it isn't the UGLY BOYS! Up to their usual grifting schemes. If they're using Starlink, good luck with transmission and clarity! Starlink, is having some real satellite issues, including longevity deterioration, due to the SUN's activity! Remember, EVERYTHING is RECORDED, to insure fealty! 😂
Elon forgot to test the glue and the sun unstuck them.
Trump Mobile, plugs your phone, right into the FOX network, of continuous LIES! All the up to date conspiracies, at your fingertips! You can be first on your block, to get suckered into the latest, brain warp! So convenient, no need to bother with ANY TRUTH! And remember, IT RECORDS EVERYTHING! 😂🇺🇲
HANG UP ! ☎️
Nice ad
Their businesses don’t exactly have a record of success that I would look at for a critical service like mobile.
Hey kids so today we're gonna learn about this thing called Oligarchy and all the great things that come with it!! The USA has decided to follow in the footsteps of other great nations that also have this governmental style such as Russia, Saudi Arabia, and even North Korea!!!
The grift
And the grift continues…
Look at these two morons!!
they learned well from their grifter father how to launch shitty products that will rip off gullible people and fail within months
It’s just like Spaceballs. Spaceballs, the memecoin! Spaceballs, the cell phone! Spaceballs, the stealth fighter! It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so fucking corrupt.
Good!! Let all the dip shit MAGAts make this their carrier! these two will no doubt take the money and run and leave MAGA-land with no service which quite honestly would be a fucking blessing for this planet
Lol, sure..another fail
Please all MAGA’s move you’re service to ConMen mobile! Free up other reliable Services for serious Citizens !
Yeah, and I'm sure it'll work as well as all of the rest of his crap.
🤮
More information gathering (stealing) from the Trump crime family.
they reveal the real reason #trump was so interested in the mobile bandwidth sale a couple weeks ago What's the betting #USGovt gave a license to #trumporg? This will be another massive failure. Becoming a rival to #ATT or #TMobile will require hundreds of billions in investment
Hunter Biden should’ve done this instead of painting.
Expect AT&T, Verizon and T-Mobile to be tariffed.
Hopefully soon trump’s cell service will be delivering his prison food through the bars. How many bars does your cell have now you pathetic loser.
bsky.app/profile/bren...
I’m not falling for that shit.
Only people that were stupid enough to vote for Trump are stupid enough to fall for his grifts. www.theverge.com/gadgets/6874...
Trump mob-ile. Nomen est omen.
Like the Pope Mobile... only black and bristling with guns.
Do these guys EVER feel embarrassed? I feel it for them.
Rivaling 3 American companies… these buffoons can’t get enough. Their empty soulless lives demand they keep making money by all means.
This is the biggest grift family ever
Imagine if Obamas daughters did this. While he was President.
I’m switching to Obama Mobile. Yes we can!
Oh yes, please do. I need something to short.
another failed venture....clowns!
With a little luck I don’t see why they can’t be Trump Steaks popular
They call it Trump Mobile; I call it takeover of the FCC
I’m old enough to remember when you had to sell your family peanut farm to avoid having personal business interests while serving as president
You had to report that didn’t you? You gonna subscribe? For fucks sake eric can’t even use a phone by himself.
I suspect bankruptcy #7 incoming.
The latest Trump grift! Cell phones/ AI is beyond their understanding & ability to implement or deploy Keep in mind ALL Trump businesses fail There will be NO actual phone. And NOT made in the USA MAGAs will pony up the $100 deposit. Trumps NEVER invest own money they just keep yours! 86 34F 47
Does the grift never end!?
It will fail.
Trump Mobile technology... Two tin cans connected with string. Family plans offer up to 5 cans. It's just another trump venture with no viable future.
I’ve heard good things about these guys, a real family success story, they’ve got a great track record of entering new industries and running successful businesses. Casinos ❌ Universities ❌ Airlines ❌ Steaks ❌ Insurrections ✅ Mortgages ❌ Vodka ❌ Travel ❌ Water ❌ Fragrances ❌ Charities ❌
All phone come with Signal pre installed
Cringe!!! Don’t they ever feel embarrassed?
Yes, but it would only work between 130pm And 330pm on weekdays. On Saturday, you have to go golfing to get service.
Spoiler Alert: This will fail.
Can potential buyers buy a Holiday Grift Package for friends and MAGATS?
Oh for fuck sakes! When will the USA just shut down all of the corrupt Trump businesses?! And what do they want to call this wireless provider…. ORANGE ANUS?!
If you thought you were being ripped off before by your current wireless carrier, well surprise!
Woo hoo! Soon to join the ranks of Trump Steaks, Trump University and so on and so on. The failures are legendary, but let's do some wireless damage first. Way to go, Boys!
Wire tapped, I’m sure.
What will the geniuses think of next. Trump's r the last people I wish to share my privacy with.
They'll have access to all users texts, calls, account info.
Another failed Trump business 😂
The better to spy on you with.
You get direct messages from Hegseth about drone strikes
Oh sure dad will make it hard for the big three and give breaks to the boys so they can succeed!
bsky.app/profile/iris...
So they can monitor phone activity? They’re so greedy and transparent
The Dork Brothers.
😂
This could be T.O.'s way of spying on people one way or the other. Only time will tell.
Hard to rival one of them if you’re using them. Last I checked “Trump Mobile” hadn’t set up any cell towers anywhere, so one would assume they’re piggybacking.
What percentage of trumps billions in emolument violations does CNN get for propagandizing on trumps behalf?
Cable Nitwit Network like reporting scams as news.
And they made Carter sell his peanut farm
📞💨💩
No, honestly...it's a mobile phone...can't you see the wheels?
Another loser business for the loser family
I can’t wait to hear the stories in August of how craptastic the phones and service will be. 🤣
@christopherterry.bsky.social Thoughts?
Well, it can't be worse than Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos, Trump Steaks, Trump Water...or any of the other 168 Trump products that were new this year: www.citizensforethics.org/reports-inve...
Didn't they have to take classes about learning how to NOT screw over kids with cancer charities?
You give an OATH to the constitution, not to a dictator" 👎47 is a russian traitor using ICE to attack us institutions 340,000,000 says NO to GOP senators bbbillionaire steal djt Crypto criminals cabinet of thieves & russians assets. " Fortunate sons" Save USA red alert:-( youtu.be/jFv_yIXxasM?.
It will be another failed Trump business like his casinos and steaks.
Sickening
Free calls and texts to Russia
They’ll use the service as a free platform to spam people with political adds. None of the legalities (re: 10DLC) apply when you run the govt AND have your own phone carrier network.
And I’m sure it went through the entire legal process required to be properly authorized and stood up. I’m also sure users will have all their data routed directly to the NSA. More grift!
Their technology sounds advanced… who developed the system? AT&T Verizon Boost…
Trump mobile huh? I guess "Scam Likely" was already taken.
Great - sign up, have Elon listen in then lose service when Trump bankrupts another company. Sign me up for the MAGA Cult Calling plan!
I’m sure this will do great things like their past businesses.
How much further will the trump grift / violation of the emoluments clause go before SOMEBODY steps up to stop it? How many times will trump fleece his gullible fans before SOMEBODY intervenes?
Will be bankrupt & shut down within 2 yrs
Another Trump business scam, just like Trump university.
Chief Justice Robert’s fucked up when he gave the devil president unlimited power, what the fuck was he thinking; Maybe deep down Roberts is a dam White Nationalist too, he screwed up our country.
WOW! We found OUT REAL Trump Gold phone TEMU TRUTH - Don Jr launches ne... youtu.be/ZN870w7hJ-Y?...
😂🤦🏻♀️
Comes preloaded with Signal app
Means we will be able to tell if a person is a conspiracy theorist by just looking at their phone. It's great huh. Greater than any AI.
Trump’s new phone comes standard with size 48 font… and a preloaded ‘Help! I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!’ app. 🤣
They’re gonna add another bankruptcy to their list of accomplishments.
is it preloaded with signal ?
😂
But it only has mobile service in hell.
Let the maga grifting continue
he should have start a company Trump Condom, so may be they would not reproduce. This family is like a cancer
Someone tried to do this kind of business in the EU in the late 2000s. It didn't work. Why did they think it would work in the US?
Yeah I wonder what T-Mobile has to say about this?
This sounds like an Onion article
I assumed it was at first, honestly.
We live in an Onion article.
“It’s not a cult”
When you know you're so notorious that people will pay to support your notoriety, even if they get robbed doing it.
Hey CNN - tell me again about the “Biden Crime Family” and Hunter Biden.
F$$k trumps
$47.45 seems expensive. Several providers offer similar mobile services for $30 a month.
#ETTD
Mobile for Looser’s
lol, how can it rival them when it will only exist on their networks? Just another MVNO like Mint except it is more expensive.
You mean they hope to rival their failed and fraudulent university? Grifters gonna grift.
Obvious grift. They will get expensive spectrum allocated to them by Trump government cronies and then sell the company with the spectrum for billions.
Did their father ever settle his last phone adventure lawsuit yet?
This sounds like Don Jr. heard about Pete Hegseth’s Signalgate scandal and said, “Hold my coke”. This country is seriously being held hostage by the dumbest administration in history.
CNN will obviously use this service for all of their employees
Finally, someplace that sells all those awesome American made cell phones. oh, wait..
KKK Wireless. Only white phones.
Hmm, weird. The Trump mobile network map says it only provides coverage in Russia and on Trump properties.
It seems to be their goal to fail at EVERYTHING
TIMobile licensed Trump name for this offering. The phones will be ready for service in September as they entice the MAGA community to get ready for wasting their money on the next Trump scam. The company’s set up is SOP in the telecom world where deregulation allowed startups to compete.
Oh good. Just what the telecom market was missing: a Trump-branded phone company. Get ready for premium pricing, constant "upgrades," and all the covfefe coverage you never asked for. SMH. > *#TrumpVentures #MoneyGrab #CovfefeCoverage #ShakingMyHead
It won’t.
You think maybe he wants his opposers closely tracked? 🤔
Disgusting family acting like the Romanovs Lets see Where that brings them
If you’ve gone to Trump University you’ll know just how good this service will be!
Selling more Garbage to MAGA Sheep 😂😂😂
There is no end to the number of ways they will try to extract cash from their marks.
Why does the Onion continue to exist when real headlines are like this?
Everything started as a joke somewhere. Then Reality turned out to be a way kinky bitch.
Thier writers room must struggle daily to come up with headlines and article’s that are more absurd than real life. You can barely tell them apart anymore.
Can we please just stop with this 💩