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CNN @cnn.com

There is strong evidence that there is “no safe amount” of processed meat to eat, nutrition experts say in response to a new study on the connection between diet and the risk of major diseases: cnn.it/4lElYWx

jul 3, 2025, 2:25 am • 367 106

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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social

Which is worse: opening a concentration camp, destroying Medicaid for millions, or devouring a few hot dogs over July 4th weekend? Trick question ... fuck you for not going hard against the first two.

jul 3, 2025, 3:42 am • 12 1 • view
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The Flying Scorpion @theflyingscorpion.bsky.social

This would have gone so hard if you had just stopped typing after fuck you. I still like you though.

jul 3, 2025, 4:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social

In retrospect, you are correct. Thank you for your support and understanding.

jul 3, 2025, 4:24 am • 1 0 • view
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derelict-arch.bsky.social @derelict-arch.bsky.social

Even if that's true, I guarantee a dozen hotdogs a year for special occasions will have literally - literally - zero measurable clinical health span effects on any individual. The number *I* eat may be a problem tho... lol.

jul 4, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Republic @therepublic68.bsky.social

Finaly, now people can start eating healthy 😉 oops sorry thats in a normal world.......

jul 3, 2025, 3:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Ken @kenalleman.bsky.social

"Processed" in food science terms is functionally meaningless

jul 3, 2025, 9:04 am • 51 1 • view
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june egbert (official) @june-egbert.bsky.social

it's like "organic". unless you see that they adhere to strict standards (which, unfortunately, are probably about to get less strict), it means nothing.

jul 3, 2025, 2:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social

My favorite is mutation breeding which passes for organic worldwide. Unlike 😱 GMO 😱 lol. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutatio...

jul 20, 2025, 6:31 am • 1 0 • view
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comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social

Right. Study college Clinical Chemistry! Nitrosamines.

jul 3, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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✨Mary!!✨ @kobayashimaruu.bsky.social

y'all bathe regularly in hot dog water

jul 3, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Capitalist Oppressor @capopp.bsky.social

I refute this

jul 3, 2025, 3:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

Timed just right to start fights with the family when they try to have a bit of fun and relaxation.

jul 3, 2025, 11:44 am • 1 0 • view
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comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social

No, it's a fact that has always been there, you just happen to be on the Internet which allows facts for viewing.

jul 3, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

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Wesley @horniestlobster.bsky.social

youtu.be/MRh91b74zTU?...

jul 3, 2025, 3:00 am • 5 0 • view
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A real ocelot @ocelots1.bsky.social

I’m still sticking with my gabbagool.

jul 3, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Fly @flockofwords.bsky.social

The data apparently found EATING 365 OR MORE HOTDOGS PER YEAR was counterindicated. 🤦‍♀️ This does not constitute establishing that there is “no safe amount”, lads. God knows I can’t stand hotdogs, but I’m pretty sure even ardent hotdog fans mostly eat < one per week.

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Edrobot @edrobot.bsky.social

Bad news for Hot Dog Georg.

jul 3, 2025, 4:21 am • 2 0 • view
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HGMpr161. 🇵🇷🏴 Ⓐ ✊🏾 @hgmpr161.bsky.social

I feel vindicated that bacon is worst for you than whiskey 🤷🏻‍♂️

jul 3, 2025, 11:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Mike, The Wrath of God @mtc111.bsky.social

We’re all trying to find the experts who say this

Hot dog guy meme
jul 3, 2025, 3:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Colin Ryan @deadscribe.bsky.social

"As little as one hot dog a day" how many hot dogs does the average person eat a day? Seven?

jul 3, 2025, 4:12 am • 11 1 • view
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funkybadger.bsky.social @funkybadger.bsky.social

Studies are not meant for the public, stop doing these bullshit articles

jul 3, 2025, 6:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Seth A Quimby-🇮🇪🇵🇷🇵🇸 @teamquimby.bsky.social

Everything about this article is misinformation and disinformation. It’s just a bunch of horseShit. Ignore it. Have a good weekend.

jul 3, 2025, 11:42 am • 0 0 • view
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JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social

Did Madeleine Holcomb write '1 hot dog a day'? Who's responsible for that dumbed-down disinformation that has triggered an avalanche of mocking dismissal of this study? 0.6 to 57g per day of processed meat - a tiny amount- raises the risk factor. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

jul 3, 2025, 5:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Derrick Tully @canucksocialist.bsky.social

That explains why I will be having an angiogram and possible stint sometime in the next 6-8 weeks. My dad has 2 stints and has had a heart attack from a lifetime of cured pork and gravy sandwiches. He's 23 years older than I and months away from turning 81. He also had bladder cancer.

jul 3, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mentally Will @mentallywill.bsky.social

Clickbait. Like literally everything else, eat in moderation. Slow day at CNN when you can’t/wont report on fascism or genocide so you gotta bring out the “iffy science to scare fat Americans” headlines

jul 3, 2025, 10:54 am • 48 1 • view
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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

Yeah, but it might win a tiny increment of approval from RFK Jr. and that is what is really important!

jul 3, 2025, 11:31 am • 2 0 • view
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comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social

WRONG. All processed meats have nitrosamines that causes cancer. Clinical Chemistry.

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Kylie Ren :3 🔮 @kyliethebard.bsky.social

touching grass during the day also causes cancer if you stand out there long enough

jul 3, 2025, 8:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Democracy Manifest 🎃 @imunderwhat.bsky.social

Who the fuck cares we live in fascist Hell and just gave the Gestapo 170 billion dollars Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em

jul 3, 2025, 8:29 pm • 10 1 • view
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june egbert (official) @june-egbert.bsky.social

so it's all just based on vibes, cool, thanks.

It’s also important to note that the studies included in the analysis were observational, meaning that the data can only show an association between eating habits and disease –– not prove that what people ate caused the disease. They also relied on people recalling their dietary patterns, which can leave room for misremembering or misreporting, said Dr. Gunter
jul 3, 2025, 2:40 pm • 64 3 • view
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Paul Fenton @paulfenton.bsky.social

Yes this is garbage science and reporting. Once again for everyone in back you *can* *not* do a double blind controlled study on diet.

jul 3, 2025, 5:50 pm • 23 0 • view
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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach

who gives a shit

jul 3, 2025, 3:36 am • 2 0 • view
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Arriadna 🇺🇸🗽🌻 @arriadna.bsky.social

Let’s ask people who lived to see 100. What did they eat, what are their eating now?

jul 3, 2025, 2:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Fox Yonder @thatsweeney.bsky.social

Those people won’t exist in this country for much longer.

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loffles.bsky.social @loffles.bsky.social

Yeah at 100+ years old they won't exist in any country for much longer

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Franklin MacDougal 🐾 🫘 @frankieface15.bsky.social

Like things aren't shitty enough & there's nothing to celebrate this 4th, NO THANKS TO THE FUCKING MEDIA, LIKE YOU GUYS, FOR KISSING TRUMP'S ASS...now you're gonna tell me how bad hot dogs are for me? Dude, STFU.

jul 3, 2025, 4:50 am • 3 0 • view
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Ronnie Lee ☭ @ronnieleebailey.com

Y'all sound like miserable people

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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social

It’s so weird that this was published shortly after CNN was threatened by the Trump administration

jul 3, 2025, 5:49 am • 3 0 • view
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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social

In other news, girls are really into older guys with voices like old diesel engines trying to start on a cold day and bodies most kindly described as “enhanced” #maha

jul 3, 2025, 5:54 am • 4 0 • view
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cfcharv.bsky.social @cfcharv.bsky.social

Where in the study does it say there is "strong" evidence? My quick scan of it in both the executive and the discussion sections said weak relationships and that more study would be needed to determine anything.

jul 3, 2025, 2:36 am • 25 0 • view
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awesome robots 𓅃 @awesomerobots.bsky.social

jul 3, 2025, 2:55 am • 7 0 • view
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The Wise Teen @the-wise-teen.bsky.social

That also is valid on products with high cholesterol, lipid, triglyceride and all fried foods most of which heavily dominates the food choices because of the silly tendencies of our fellow Americans who look for the good taste in the first place instead of effects on health! Eat 'salads!'

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eaglesadvocate @eaglesadvocate.bsky.social

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social

That means that we should all be eating our meat completely raw, preferably bitten straight off the living animal

jul 3, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Botticellibelle @botticellibelle.bsky.social

Shut up omg.

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cjgaf.bsky.social @cjgaf.bsky.social

When you writing the f-cking story about how expensive hot dogs are and how the 4th is thus ruined for everyone? Or doesn’t your MAGA owner want that story anymore?

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fromthedeskof.bsky.social @fromthedeskof.bsky.social

My German relatives live on average to see 99 & most over in recent memory. Sausage & cold cuts are a daily food group. Maybe it’s the access to healthcare? You know that thing $16M Americans are about to lose. Or the fresh produce they eat with the Brats. The stuff many here can’t afford to buy.

jul 3, 2025, 3:35 am • 60 3 • view
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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social

pipe down over there, CNN

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Cat McFeline @catmcfeline.bsky.social

Oh, hey. Is this the piece that tries to soften the blow of shortages we're going to have in processed meats because ICE took all their workers away? ffs

jul 3, 2025, 9:12 am • 7 0 • view
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Mike Smith @mikesmith916.bsky.social

Come on CNN. That’s a bad fear mongering story about a bad fear mongering study that doesn’t even report on reality. If someone is eating a hot dog daily, then there are many problems with their diet. You can’t correlate health and hot dog consumption.

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Julia @jesrcerulean.bsky.social

I want to know what they're using as a control diet.

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Summer 🏳️‍⚧️ @artgirlsummer.bsky.social

Fuck, man. There's no safe amount of ass to eat, but who wants to die boring?

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usando 0% DO CÉREBRO @solidacobra.bsky.social

I'm doing OK

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All Cats are Beautiful @pierogiprince.bsky.social

I feel like there is a safe amount, and it's probably a lot?

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FUCKing Brutus 🌸🔵 @bulbousdreamer.bsky.social

Can't have hotdog because woke

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Stop Calling Me Frank @stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social

Meanwhile, they’re serving this perverted garbage to our kids! These people can’t even define a “hot dog.”

3 hot dog tacos
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FUCKing Brutus 🌸🔵 @bulbousdreamer.bsky.social

I just want mustard and relish on a warm bun.

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taconic @ ashamed of words and deeds @taconic.bsky.social

this is fantastic news, I am going to eat nothing but hotdogs so I can die with some degree of dignity instead of in a concentration camp thanks, cnn

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comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social

Well, that's depressing! NO more hot dogs, pressed meat sandwiches (ham, baloney, salami), NO processed turkey subs. NO pizza meats: pepperoni, salami, ham, Canadian bacon. AND finally, that kills SPAM!

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Dh Ur Sv, PhD @dhursv.bsky.social

I eat 4 hot dogs for breakfast every day and shit thrice daily. I no longer eat vegetables thanks to DDT and feel closer to G*D. Tell me that's not a healthy way to live, I dare you.

jul 3, 2025, 5:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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Walter, cat. @walterthepandacat.bsky.social

That’s not a healthy way to live. But you do you.

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renée. @readingrenee.bsky.social

Strong evidence that life is fatal ☺️

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Mike Gaz @mikegaz.bsky.social

The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day when it comes to processed meats had an 11% greater risk of type 2 diabetes and a 7% increased risk of colorectal cancer than those who didn’t eat any.

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net

There is strong evidence that there is “no safe amount” of CNN to consume, functioning adults say in response to the massive amounts of horseshit and corporate ass-kissing found in even 60 seconds of their “programming”: eatadick.cnn/FucK0ff

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Ryan Gaskin @ryangaskin.bsky.social

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nxptvne 🦇 @nxptvne.bsky.social

This article is so horrible omg 😭

jul 3, 2025, 3:17 am • 3 0 • view
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Any Doubts @anydoubts.bsky.social

Some nations eat meat preserved by smoking, curing or salting for centuries. 🤔

jul 3, 2025, 5:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Peter Horne @peterhorne.bsky.social

Does that mean Americans will have to come to Europe to eat from now on.

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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

The rich will have their meals flown in from Paris like Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi while the poor trim lawns and hedges with their teeth.

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Maddie (horrible medieval goblin) @pbastronaut.bsky.social

The smallest number of hot dogs the researchers could imagine anyone eating was 365 hot dogs a year.

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wallyweaksauce.bsky.social @wallyweaksauce.bsky.social

😅😅😅

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Hans P @realduckofdeath.bsky.social

😅 Just a fact check, to keep the reality being real. The smallest number in the study was 0.6g per day.

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Skunk Cabbage ⚓ @moldybasil.bsky.social

A lotta people eat a cold cut sandwich every day though and that's more or less hot dog equivalent. Thin sheets of hot dog

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[Redacted] @vegandroid.bsky.social

This is what they mean. It isn't one hot dog a day, it's one hot dog worth in weight of processed meat per day - so if you eat a couple sausages or bacon for breakfast and then eat some jerky or a slimjim as a snack and eat a lunch meat sub or pepperoni pizza for lunch - that adds up to it.

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hakusangazette.bsky.social @hakusangazette.bsky.social

🙄

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one more dope plus two shots of goofy @christinabutfaster.bsky.social

I forgor to post this here 💀

jul 4, 2025, 2:04 am • 6 0 • view
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Mitchell @notesonthewayout.bsky.social

If Rfk jr. can cancel cancer research he can sure as shit cancel whatever the fuck study this is

jul 3, 2025, 5:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social

Sen Joni Ernst:
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in your phone as "Lauren Tinder" 🏳️‍⚧️ @gaywad.lol

i don't eat one hot dog a day but literally everything in the entire world is bad for you

jul 3, 2025, 4:50 am • 5 0 • view
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dani aka cardi v @cardiganvixen.bsky.social

Who the fuck is eating a hot dog EVERYDAY

jul 4, 2025, 3:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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BKinDetroit @bkindetroit.bsky.social

Poor children

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dani aka cardi v @cardiganvixen.bsky.social

Damn good point. 😕

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Krasnov @krasnov47.bsky.social

What is the difference between ‘vegetarian’ hot dogs and normal hot dogs that contain no recognizable meat? Enquiring minds want to know.

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay

Oh fuck off

jul 3, 2025, 4:22 am • 15 0 • view
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hanginginthere123.bsky.social @hanginginthere123.bsky.social

I ate a ballpark hot dog at least once a week as a child (10 years old). So am I screwed?

jul 3, 2025, 5:07 am • 1 0 • view
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King Midas @king-midas.bsky.social

It's the 4th of July CNN, can you please let us eat at our picnics in peace? Really????

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Adam Fisher-Cox @adamfishercox.com

Headline says there’s no safe amount and then the article is positioning “one hot dog per day” as not eating much processed meat. Who’s eating daily dogs?

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retsuza @retsuza.bsky.social

West Virginians

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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social

In a perfect world, I would (thank god soup exists)

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Talent Peehole @ampersine.bsky.social

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Talent Peehole @ampersine.bsky.social

Mitt Romney eating a hot dog with silverware like the elite asshole he is, with Donald Trump
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Ben Stone @kbenjaminstone.bsky.social

*me slowly sliding a disgusting plate of hot dogs and eggs out of the way* No sir. Nope.

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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

Sir, don't be alarmed, but there's cackleberries touching your meat.

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support free, local, easy access to abortion @reubenclay.bsky.social

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjEcG4n1/

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BKinDetroit @bkindetroit.bsky.social

Poor children on SNAP

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The Flying Scorpion @theflyingscorpion.bsky.social

I usually start my day with a cup of Joe and a hotdog. Then at lunch I like to mix it up w/ a chili dog & Mountain Dew. I usually get hungry before dinner so I’ll eat a cold raw hot dog straight outta the fridge as a snack. And then for dinner I usually want something light so I only eat 2 hotdogs.

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Talent Peehole @ampersine.bsky.social

Listen to me, hotdog diet got me SHREDDED 🌭

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Franklin MacDougal 🐾 🫘 @frankieface15.bsky.social

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭

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Banjo @siegewire.blackskycomra.de

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The Flying Scorpion @theflyingscorpion.bsky.social

Lmao

jul 3, 2025, 5:06 am • 4 0 • view
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social

Be conservationist about it. Brew the coffee with the hot dog water

jul 3, 2025, 4:21 am • 47 0 • view
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Gearpunk Ⓥ @gearpunkv.bsky.social

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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

Pffft... I can buy my hot dog water canned now. Like a connoisseur.

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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social

Trying to take our processed meats now, are they? I guess I'll have to hide my salami in an undisclosed location... known only to me and Your Mom

jul 3, 2025, 4:33 am • 13 2 • view
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The Flying Scorpion @theflyingscorpion.bsky.social

This is the power of teamwork.

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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social

You should see the crema you get on espresso done with hot dog water. Magnifico

jul 3, 2025, 4:22 am • 4 0 • view
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social

User name is immaculate 👌

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JP @joelitics.bsky.social

Hot diggity dog, what do you like to bbq on the 4th?

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Pool Rat @dingokayfabe.bsky.social

lol yeah 365.2422 hot dogs per year is maybe still kind of a lot of hot dogs

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Quality Snark @qualitysnark.bsky.social

We did for a while, because the child support wasn't coming in. It was easier for my mom to boil hot dogs than to convince us to eat peanut butter a second time that day.

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social

Me when I was 10

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the4thpip @the4thpip.bsky.social

The actual study links attributes the increase to "0.6 to 57 grams per day". Journalist who wrote the story apparently thinks a hot dog weighs less than a gram.

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the4thpip @the4thpip.bsky.social

*linked to

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The Agile Sloth @theagilesloth.com

Hotdog for lunch, hotdog for dinner, don't eat breakfast I am no beginner.

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Jenny 📚 @jmalt19.bsky.social

KEY QUESTION

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Broccoli @cryopunk.bsky.social

It's important for liberals to understand that this country is built and maintained by 25-35 year old men who eat gas station hot dogs and soda daily.

jul 3, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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readingraccoon.bsky.social @readingraccoon.bsky.social

Didn't we already know this?

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Minuit @zoroark.ca

Aight, make real food affordable then.

jul 6, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spurfy @spurfy.bsky.social

Funded by the soy industry.

jul 3, 2025, 11:58 am • 1 0 • view
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comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social

👎

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Hackedmica 🇺🇦 @hackademica.bsky.social

Is this weird RFK “research,” or is this real research?

jul 3, 2025, 2:27 am • 44 1 • view
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Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. @lucasalami.bsky.social

It's in nature, so that's a +1. But it's nutritional research so that's a -1.

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Ltl2 @ltl2.bsky.social

Well, that, and for real, "as little as one hot dog a day" Who eats a hot dog every day, and who would call doing so, "as little as"? Am I just sheltered, or is it considered a standard dietary habit to eat several hotdogs a day?

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Quality Snark @qualitysnark.bsky.social

I don't know if poor kids still eat bread dogs now, but we ate a lot of them during my poverty enhanced childhood.

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Hackedmica 🇺🇦 @hackademica.bsky.social

Perhaps if you are a person who eats greater than or equal to “one hot dog a day” consistently, then your hot dog consumption is the canary in the coal to lifestyle choices that are the bigger concern.

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sugoinatech.bsky.social @sugoinatech.bsky.social

The hotdog reference is to rationalize the amount of processed meat. If someone has bacon/sausage in the morning, and processed meat on a sandwich (fast food) they are already at the equivalent of 2+ hotdogs. Many parts of the country don’t have adequate access to fresh food for dinner either.

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Ltl2 @ltl2.bsky.social

Sure, that makes sense. Honestly, though, looking at the abstract of the cited paper, it states that the results are inconclusive. Maybe the results show something compelling - idk, it's paywalled for me.

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sugoinatech.bsky.social @sugoinatech.bsky.social

I am not advocating on behalf or against the paper, only adding clarity to the reference to 1+ hotdog. Humans are very complex and oft dishonest (about their own actions / diet / medical haired) so making accurate correlations based on such studies must be very complex. Way beyond my capacity. 😅

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Ltl2 @ltl2.bsky.social

I appreciate it, and you did add clarity - thanks for that.

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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social

The last nature publication on nutritional research I read was full of hot garbage that I could easily spot as a layperson. Nature seems to have sadly gone down the drain.

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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social

I don't care

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Alexandra Halaby 🇵🇸 @iskandrah.bsky.social

Concerns of the rich

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Pseudonym of a boring policy wonk by day @neveltenjohn.bsky.social

This is a study of association not causation. Such studies have value, but when there is no particular reason to think nitrates or other hotdog related substances cause diabetes, it seems far more like eating a daily hotdog is correlated with other behavior that does increase risk.

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Ed Murrow, too 🎙️ @jamkam6969.bsky.social

Jaysus CNN, such a July 4th buzzkill. Isn’t it enough we are fighting for the republic now we have to wrestle with the guilt of eating a dog with relish?

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Jay Frosting 🧁 @jayfrosting.net

Good argument for single-payer healthcare.

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Ken Roth @kenroth.bsky.social

The article talks about eating as little as one hotdog a day as unsafe. Who eats hotdogs daily?

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Joanie @joaniewrites.bsky.social

New Yorkers

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Mike, The Wrath of God @mtc111.bsky.social

No. Its only hot dogs on even days, odd days are for pizza

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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social

Poor people, but nobody wants to talk how it's actually poverty that badly affects your health and not the meaningless term "processed food"

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A tall human from Jacksonville @talljagsfan.bsky.social

The percentages you’re showing me are not scaring me in this climate. Imma have Cokes

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Crisis Body Double @buckrawheat.bsky.social

Alright but what's the lower bound for not dying as a loser

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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social

This is bullshit nobody fucking eats a hotdog a day. What kind of backwater voodoo science is this?

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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social

They surveyed 60 other papers? did they use Grok to summarize them? Coz that's what this looks like.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social

How about you have some of this meat?

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Botticellibelle @botticellibelle.bsky.social

Fuck yeah alt text.

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Werebadger - Fresh New Summer Scent! @werebadger.bsky.social

Okay it’s been 12 hours and this still cracks me up, great stuff

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LESBIAN WEREWOLF @dykelycan.bsky.social

Lemme tell you all about the story of a guy named butcher pete?

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moragd.bsky.social @moragd.bsky.social

Who the hell cares??? apparently not your government

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Ron Tennant 🇨🇦🍁 @oldron.bsky.social

I hope this doesn’t apply to Costco food court hot dogs. It probably doesn’t. It couldn’t.

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Stub the Magic Goblin @thespadedace.bsky.social

We’re aware, we just don’t care LMAO

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DemocracyEnjoyer @democracyenjoyer.bsky.social

Light snack:

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Countess of Candy 🍭 @countessofcandy.bsky.social

Stop demonizing happy food

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Steven Walsh @deusexjuice.bsky.social

There absolutely is a safe amount to eat and that amount is my ass. That's why it's bad

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I am nameless yet others name me @unstable-idiot.bsky.social

can you tell the scientists it's possible to eat one hot dog per month, it doesn't have to be daily

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donmarie940.bsky.social @donmarie940.bsky.social

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Ralston Champagnie (Official) @ralstonchampagnie.com

That's the American way...feed its people with junk, run them in debit getting healthcare while taking healthcare from them so America can give its rich tax break...the greatest tax heaven on the planet, isn't it?

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Walter, cat. @walterthepandacat.bsky.social

Bullshit. Processed meat as a habit can be very detrimental to one’s health. Every once in awhile not so much. GTFO w this bullshit nutrition. You been sniffing RFKjr’s balls?

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Jennifer R. Povey @ninjafingers.bsky.social

I went to the actual study. This was a summary study. Consuming processed meat at 0.6-57 g d -1 was associated with at least an 11% increase in type 2 diabetes risk and a 7% increase in colorectal cancer. I'm assuming this is where CNN got "one hotdog a day."

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JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social

Yes, the article author did the study no favors with the strange hotdog comparison. I'd demand a correction.

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Jennifer R. Povey @ninjafingers.bsky.social

And they showed bias by highlighting that one expert, who may have an agenda. Personally, I think anyone who is eating that much processed meat in our society is probably also significantly overweight and eating poorly in general...and probably because that's all they can *afford* to eat.

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Jennifer R. Povey @ninjafingers.bsky.social

From the paper: "These associations each received two-star ratings reflecting weak relationships or inconsistent input evidence, highlighting both the need for further research and—given the high burden of these chronic diseases—the merit of continuing to recommend limiting consumption"

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Jennifer R. Povey @ninjafingers.bsky.social

The paper does not say there's no safe amount. The ARTICLE does not say there's no safe amount. One expert is quoted as saying that. She wrote one of the summarized studies. Her study found that consuming 2 slices of ham a day is associated with a 15% higher risk. All of this is *habitual*

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Jennifer R. Povey @ninjafingers.bsky.social

consumption. It's probably not a good idea to eat processed meats every day. And every one of these study designers admit that it is an association. Is the hot dog consumption the problem, or is it that people who eat a lot of hot dogs, which are cheap, have *other* issues? I wouldn't eat a hot

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Jennifer R. Povey @ninjafingers.bsky.social

dog every day, but there's no reason not to enjoy a cookout now and again ;).

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Huh… @capitalistfool.bsky.social

Does that mean there is also no unsafe amount of processed meat to eat?

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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social

Read the room, CNN.

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Jason 8647 Paul @jasonpaul.bsky.social

No amount of kale will save you.

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Jock Swizz @jock-swizz.bsky.social

Think of a graph with "amount consumed" along the x-axis and "risk of harm" on the y-axis. "No safe amount" means the graph always rises as you move to the right. Contrast this with the graph for alcohol, which is "J"-shaped; it actually dips below the axis initially, before rising constantly.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social

Cram it, nerds.

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boredscrollmaster.bsky.social @boredscrollmaster.bsky.social

With Trump's cronies in power, I no longer trust the federal government for scientific research, and since there's no centralized peer review in private research, I don't trust private research, either. I'm eating hot dogs, and I don't give a damn about your study, you corrupt @cnn.com assholes.

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Ltl2 @ltl2.bsky.social

You can relax and little on this one. Nature Medicine is still peer reviewed. It's not a govt pub. Similarly, the paper does not draw any such conclusion. Perhaps there's a hotdog fanatic at CNN who eats several hotdogs daily who drew this conclusion.

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boredscrollmaster.bsky.social @boredscrollmaster.bsky.social

I was already relaxed. Oscar-Mayer found out that when they removed the sodium preservatives, the cherry powder replacement tasted awful, and people stopped buying their hot dogs (myself included). New Coke thinking confirmed. Same idiotic thinking in that article, same New Coke result.

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thegrumpylawyer.bsky.social @thegrumpylawyer.bsky.social

No safe amount? Really? I probably eat two hot dogs a year. Am I in mortal danger?

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Mike, The Wrath of God @mtc111.bsky.social

Depends…

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Walter IV @walteriv.bsky.social

"We need to stop trusting the experts," Sec. Kennedy told Tucker Carlson.

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Harpo Farts @uchowderhead.bsky.social

Wait until you hear about booze

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Michelle V @michellemv.bsky.social

Listen @cnn.com - we don’t have ANYTHING nice anymore. Let us have this & go report on actual important things like the concentration camp & people being disappeared.

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social

Eat the shit directly out of my asshole. Get your mouth on it and go to work

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You Can't Do That On Social Media! @ycdtosm.bsky.social

Joni Ernst, we are all going to die
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comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social

We can help her along, offer her a hot dog!

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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social

What if CNN itself was t he hot dog.

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Nick @nwbvt.bsky.social

So eating nothing but hotdogs for lunch and drinking lots of carbonated sugar water every day is not healthy. I'm not sure that backs up the "no safe level" claim.

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CMaguire @cmaguire3.bsky.social

😂 “The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day…” As little as one hotdog a day? Who the hell is eating hotdogs every day? No $&); that’s not healthy.

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readingraccoon.bsky.social @readingraccoon.bsky.social

Not a hot dog daily, but plenty of people eat sandwiches loaded up with processed meats daily

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CMaguire @cmaguire3.bsky.social

👍🏻 And bacon 🥓 or sausage for breakfast. Just found the 🌭 wording a bit humorous.

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Joanie @joaniewrites.bsky.social

See above.

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Charlie 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 @funmustbealways.bsky.social

BREAKING: Health issues discovered after people eat something widely known to be unhealthy at minimum once every day. More groundbreaking news at 11.

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NeuroFellaMD 📚⚖️🗽 @melissaf.bsky.social

Who eats “as little as one hot dog a day”?

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duke.Spook 👻 @dukeluke11.bsky.social

Shut the fuck up

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social

Do these "nutrition experts" want us to subscribe to their weight loss plans?

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Red Dude @r3ddude.bsky.social

Komm, süsser Dog

The iconic scene from End of Evangelion, Shinji standing on the shore staring at the head of Lilith/Rei, but instead of LCL it’s a hot dog
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @magzdilla.bsky.social

The world is on fire and we’re losing everything, just let us have this.

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TotalTim @totaltim.bsky.social

"No safe amount" but their measuring stick is people who eat hot dogs literally every day?

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Dylan Wignall @dylanwignall.bsky.social

If I slam all 365 of the year's dogs in one day am I good

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Nihl L'Amas @nih-llamas.bsky.social

"As little as" a hotdog EVERY DAY is the low end, and you convert that to "no safe amount"?

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Glorified Extra @glorifiedextra.bsky.social

The United States government is removing my healthcare, shoving me further into debt, destroying what few supports I have. Fuck you. I'm eating a goddamned hot dog.

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Skippy the jedi droid @slightlylyons.bsky.social

This is the bullshit you publish today?

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Greg Spooner @spoonsky.bsky.social

Also: there is no safe amount of any kind of meat to eat if we are to preserve a livable climate.

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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social

long story short, there’s no scientific consensus as to what “processed” means, it’s a stupid category for diet research and people should stop using it and/or reporting on it because it has no validity or reliability maintenancephase.buzzsprout.com/1411126/epis...

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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social

Literally just listened to this episode

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Nathan M @nathanmesser.bsky.social

THANK YOU! God I hate that term when talking about food.

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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social

Is jamón or prosciutto processed? Smoked salmon? Ground beef? Did the authors run a control between processed and unprocessed of the same foods? (This new paper is a metastudy so they didn’t do any research themselves, but you get the idea)

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Enigma System @enigmasystem03.bsky.social

Anything that isn't just ripping chunks of raw meat off an animal you just killed is processed meat, because it all had to go through some sort of process to get to you. (/j)

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Nathan M @nathanmesser.bsky.social

It's all fucking vibes. No one has come up with a decent categorical definition. So much of it boils down to classism, fear of chemistry and flotsam from fad diet trends of the past

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Nathan M @nathanmesser.bsky.social

Like, is all salami "processed"? Even the handmade traditional stuff from Batali Sr at Salumi? or just the stuff in the Columbus packaging at Grocery Outlet? And what makes it processed and using a grinder attachment on a KitchenAid stand mixer not? Because you can just say sodium nitrate

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Em @ermdracula.com

Exactly! In many definitions, I'm processing my asparagus by baking it in olive oil and squeezing a lemon on top.

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Nathan M @nathanmesser.bsky.social

Like, most categorizations don't label soy sauce as a processed food. But watch this and tell me it's not: youtu.be/hGzM3VQcsb4?... And a lot of times the definition boils down to "added sugar or salt" or "pre-portioned and packaged" or "heat-n-serve" which don't really work at all.

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McGee Stovie @bogarthumperdin.bsky.social

I eat cows while they're still moving. Any sort of butchering is a process, so not safe.

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Nathan M @nathanmesser.bsky.social

Someone tell the Neanderthals that they're doing it wrong bsky.app/profile/huwg...

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Hans P @realduckofdeath.bsky.social

Obviously that term has blurry "fringes" as it is a definition for how foods are handled to be able to be sold in grocery stores. The study and headline does say PROCESSED MEATS, and the study's definition includes SUGAR-SWEETENED and TRANS-FATTY ACIDS. It does not use your vague definition.

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Stoned Feminist @ladylinds.bsky.social

Similarly, there's no safe amount of CNN content to consume. It's all trash

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Mathdemigod @mathdemigod.bsky.social

Nobody takes you seriously anymore, CNN.

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Ulrike @ulidig.bsky.social

*forces you to drink 1 gallon of water per hour* Conclusion: no safe amount of water to drink.

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tomjoad84.bsky.social @tomjoad84.bsky.social

Can you take this garbage story down now? We'll wait for your integrity to come back one day.

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social

suck my tube steak

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90’s Deadhead @90sdeadhead.bsky.social

Sadly, CNN has not been a reliable source for truthful information for many years now

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Big Dill @b1gd1ll.bsky.social

Jokes on you, that's not meat.

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Dr. Hotpocket @drhotpocket.bsky.social

1. This is horseshit. 2. People are allowed to have a goddamn hot dog. 3. Go to hell.

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Zoyya @helashandproductions.com

Okay

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big_throwaway (仮) @secondthrowaway.bsky.social

what does "processed" even mean

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Dan Davis @bindlestiff.bsky.social

“Studies show that people who drink as little as 10 gallons of water a day could drown in their own fluids.”

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comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social

WHAT?!? If you drink too much water (like 10 gallons), your cells split and you die. Medical Lab Tech.

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Dan Davis @bindlestiff.bsky.social

It’s a joke. 👀

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Caitlin is 'le tired'. @looly.bsky.social

yeah but eat a hot dog and the sodium will soak up all that dangerous H2O #sciencesky

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bs6591.bsky.social @bs6591.bsky.social

This sounds very concerning but what is safe to eat or drink today? Water in plastic bottles contain plastics, food packed in plastic contain plastics, vegetables contain pesticides, the ground water contains pesticides which is taken by the vegetables. Meat, not processed meat, contain chemicals.

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Cheshire Cafe @cafedecheshire.bsky.social

Irrelevant information.

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SkinnyGrunt ⚡🦺 🎴 😺 🗺️ @skinnygrunt.bsky.social

Nobody goes after the Costco dog!

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Finnydotca @finnydotca.bsky.social

They keep noticing these risks, and announcing them like they are news. There are a million of them in life. We just did it in Canada with drinking alcohol. A good example is driving. There is no amount of driving you can do that will be below some threshold of possibly getting killed.

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madhi19.bsky.social @madhi19.bsky.social

There irrefutable evidences that we all gonna fucking die eventually. Until somebody invent an immortality treatment I'm eating my fucking Hot Dog. In moderation, and I'm also hitting the GYM. Also since process meat is bad maybe we should ask when are we changing the bloody PROCESS?

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Barry @barryhannah.bsky.social

100% of people who eat processed meat die.

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Uncle Hub @unclehub.bsky.social

Joey Chestnut is peak male evolution. This is fake news.

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DiscoPriest @discopriest.bsky.social

Can’t believe I need to cut back to a hot dog every other day!

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Fiona Cielo (she/her) @fionacielo.bsky.social

okay so stop making it then. No? oh that’s right there’s lead in lunchables and it is still sold. people are just trying to survive every new terrible news day. next canned veggies kill me. work full time grow my own food and cook and clean? pass the summer sausage

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Oedipal Arrangements 🇵🇸 @6to12elbow.bsky.social

Even if it's AI?

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A Faceless ○ŊƐ @justa9.bsky.social

I love my processed meats, leave me alone!

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com

Conversely: stfu you loser ass nerd

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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz

You have such a beautiful way with words, Ned

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Amias Channer @amias.net

It's truly one the wurst things you can eat

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mcsquared789.bsky.social @mcsquared789.bsky.social

You win the Internet for today!

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Wolf Mercury Photography @wolfmercury.com

I don’t know; I just ate some all beef hot dogs with Eastern European style sauerkraut, ketchup, mustard, and a lovely smoky/sweet bbq sauce, and it totally agreed with me lol

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Amanda Rachelle @amandarachelle.bsky.social

I’ll be wearing these earrings I made while eating a hot dog.

Clay hot dog earrings
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Ben Crossbones @bencrossbones.bsky.social

Party dumpsterjuicedesign.threadless.com/designs/coup...

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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social

I quit alcohol and cocaine im not giving up hot dogs you fucking freaks. Suck my dick from the back

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ulrics @ulrics.bsky.social

"experts" say many things on a long day.

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Alex The Great @alexanderthegreatt.bsky.social

we'll know soon enough

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Paul Becker @beckerpa.bsky.social

So Joey Chestnut would be a higher risk for these bad health things, right?

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tiny fluffy paws sommelier, PhD 🇵🇱 🇨🇦 @slime.bsky.social

go vegan

jul 3, 2025, 11:55 am • 3 0 • view
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eric, from online @ericisgood.bsky.social

shut up bitch

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Brivwec (Forgiven) @brivwec.bsky.social

definite L for glizzy gang

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Pjeanne97 @pjeanne97.bsky.social

One hot dog a day is not a small amount

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Duggnutt @duggnutt.bsky.social

... but it's the right amount 😁

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scarpity026.bsky.social @scarpity026.bsky.social

The wackadoodles too many people voted for want to build concentration camps and close hospitals. No, let's do some fear porn about hot dogs instead. 😒 🌭🌭 In related news, Biden is still old. Here's our in house bitch Jake Tapper to tell you why that's a bigger problem than democracy ending.

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Joey @joey-incog.bsky.social

Ngl that hot dog looks good

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mmacken.bsky.social @mmacken.bsky.social

Well I’m gonna enjoy my life

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Matunos @matunos.bsky.social

"as little as one hot dog a day" 🤔

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I am the Beer Drinker @mrdipshit.bsky.social

masked gestapo goons are disappearing regime undesirables but yeah let's do some bullshit like this to piss everybody off before the big hotdog holiday. thank you for your service

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panda, the artful scientist @artfulscientist.bsky.social

was this study funded by Big Raw Meat

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Infamous_Mat @infamousmat.bsky.social

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Sam I Am @bf1930.bsky.social

Well we’re not gonna have social security or Medicare when we’re old, so f*ck it.

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NeuroFellaMD 📚⚖️🗽 @melissaf.bsky.social

Right?? Let us all die already and stop this suffering

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Logan @logiberra.bsky.social

I got some processed meat for ya, CNN

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calling all cars @largefatherv.bsky.social

hey we all gotta die sometime, might as well do it eating good tasting food.

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John @instacrows.bsky.social

This is the opposite of journalism.

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Daniel Sereduick @danielsereduick.bsky.social

EVERYONE: These studies are always bullshit attention-farming studies. Always. Ignore.

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north52.bsky.social @north52.bsky.social

There is also strong evidence that there is “no safe amount” of life as it eventually results in death.

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Araminta @aaraminta.bsky.social

A spectre is haunting USA, the spectre of cholesterol Una risata vi seppellirà

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Duggnutt @duggnutt.bsky.social

A conspiracy -- how/why this gets pushed just hours from Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest? The game is afoot (-long).

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THE Lester Diamond @lesterdiamond.bsky.social

“At least one hot dog a day” is a wild statement.

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AC @acinthe715.bsky.social

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The Creatively Maladjusted @tyrotcm.bsky.social

Classist, racist, ableist... Are you going for Offensive Implication Bingo?

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Professor of free AOL discs @rajohns0.bsky.social

Tell that to all the Costco hotdogs that are inside me

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Mike Vukmir @thepointbeing.bsky.social

There is no amount of CO2 we can continue to put into the atmosphere without assuring the destruction of earth!

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𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social

"Basically, all food in America has like cartoon energy waves coming off of it, only instead of making you have super powers they just give you cancer and heart disease, so... Yippee?"

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Darren and Poley @darrenpardee.dissky.com

If I say it’s safe to eat this meat, Captain, it’s safe to eat this meat

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one of them juleses @julesetc.meangirls.online

cutting usaid is killing millions but sure hot dog bad

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Shannon @shenanigan-v.bsky.social

Are you shitting us, CNN? One hot dog per day is a high bar to equate to “no safe amount” FFS. Crazy headline unrelated to the study.

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David P Warren @therealdavidp.bsky.social

Then why are all my relatives alive well into their 90s?

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Jeremy Neely @jeremyneely.bsky.social

I’m going to stick with my hot dog bowls and wait for the science to swing back my way.

Tim Robinson sits on an exam table in a doctor’s office.
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Kylie Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social

*note to self* Don't eat just hot dogs.

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comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social

No pizza meat, grinders, pressed meat sandwiches, bacon, etc., etc. ALL processed meats have nitrosamines that cause cancer. Clinical Chemistry.

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The Headless Guy @frailoldwoman.bsky.social

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atlantaworks.bsky.social @atlantaworks.bsky.social

Hm

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june egbert (official) @june-egbert.bsky.social

they didn't spend enough time researching actual sources, i can't say i'm surprised they didn't spend enough time scanning for red squiggly lines under "HEALTHL"

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social

or “Schoo”

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june egbert (official) @june-egbert.bsky.social

well we found where that L escaped from.

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Dak @daktangle.bsky.social

Oh wow. The worst sort of data collection.

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PlantsButEvil @plantsbutevil.bsky.social

diet research is the economics of health science

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(((Brady Surface))) @sirfache.bsky.social

Obligatory @jamieloftus.bsky.social tag

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Kimadilla @kimadilla.bsky.social

Meh. Imma eat as many hotdogs as possible before the climate collapses

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Josh Pindjak @joshpindjak.biz

it's good thing the bunnings sausage sizzle is not considered processed meat. you "nutrition experts" can pry this from my cold dead hands

a sausage sizzle (grilled sausage on a piece of white bread with tomato sauce) from bunnings (hardware store)
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