Um we know. It’s his fault. 😒
Um we know. It’s his fault. 😒
Cool, so he will erase his product?
Yeah think…
The killer app for AI is misinformation. It used to be prohibitively expensive to create wide-ranging unique instances of propaganda and now it's cheap. It used to be expensive to replicate identity and now it's trivial.
Ya think?????
Who enabled the bad actors? WHO ENABLED THE BAD ACTORS, MOTHERFUCKER 🪿🪿🪿
And Sam Altman looks forward to forcing that crisis and many others like it on the entire populace.
Dah!!!
Yes, this is known as the Trump Administration.
Amazing double timing ability. AI at least I see some real utility for. But his other sick venture is to become a gatekeeper for who is allowed a voice, who can talk, who is allowed to claim humanity. bsky.app/profile/dart...
“Oh my god, I-“ *spills gasoline onto the floor* “…have no idea how…” *throws lit blowtorch onto the gasoline* “…this fire got started!” *takes out flame thrower* *your home devolves into a flaming heap* “You know I just happen to run a for-profit fire fighting company on the side”
Master fraudster says what? The scammer behind worldcoin.
Late stage capitalism is entering end stage vampire capitalism. Muaa hahaha
Fraud warns that he built a fraud machine which could be used for fraud by bad actors.
No shit Sherlock… would did you think was going to happen, the fraudsters were going to leave AI alone… fucking idiot. They’re already doing it, I see it everyday in my job as a crypto fraud analyst. Fucking stupid ass…
Fuck this guy. What a wanker.
Just what we need, more MAGA. Dang.
it's time to put ol yeller down for good
he's worried they won't let him keep impersonating a person.
You, think?
There is zero “may” about this. It will be a giant problem.
Yeesh, it is like some kind of stand up comedy. If stand up comedy was a dipshit.
oh you don't say
Well… Duh 🙄
jfc
I’m shocked….
(insert man in hotdog suit gif here)
I'm used to "it will make your live easier" and "this is soooo coool" from tech execs pitching their products. This is a whole 'nother level...
Do this at next face-to-face meeting with family: Develop a verbal passcode to authenticate messages from family members. (In use) Hey dad, I need a wire transfer to get home, my wallet was stolen? What's our passcode? "Huh?" (Hang up)
he truly looks like he would say this
Breaking News: Man in hotdog costume has concerns.
No shit captain Obvious
“My product is tooooo powerful! Better invest and get on the winning side !!” He’s actively doing a con job
@edzitron.com Any idea as to who might be responsible for this, lol
Sam Altman: “When will someone fix the problems that *I* created???”
Seems he’s having a no shit Sherlock moment
That’s why he makes the big bucks. He’s a fuckin’ genius.👍🧠
Ya think?!?
no fucking shit, dude
maybe we should do something to the guy who caused this
His creation
Arsonist warns that things may be on fire.
This motherfucker
cool so he also says no need for jobs in the future, and they’re really just a “silly status game” anyway. he fails to mention if he intends to pay my mortgage.
Or whether he will keep his job and income
He's clearly impersonating Jerry Seinfeld.
Can we get smart people to run companies again? Jesus Christ this issue has been spoken about since the first deepfake surfaced.
Same, chest of drawers, same.
Sam, standing covered in blood, over the body of the victim, smoking gun in hand still pointed at the corpse: “I really don’t know who could have done this.”
Translation: "AI is a virus cooked up in a lab. Released, it will infect and enshittify everything while oligarch-owned Zombie Fourth Estate cheers it on because they plan to use it to turn the internet into a brainwashing tool to further KKKristofascsist plutocracy and reduce everyone to serfdom."
What is he doing about it? HOH yeah trying to get 10 years of immunity. Those fiends…
No shit
Pot calling the kettle black …
Doesn’t seem like a good investment strategy to me: “This thing we made is an abomination but please buy it and use it frequently!” 🙄
There are lots of salesmen pitching AI as the answer to all ills and lots of doom merchants seeing 'Skynet' vibes and both are wrong. Artificial intelligence isn't either. if only because it's wrong more often than it's right. Knowledge is built on wisdom, it's not the other way around.
thanks for invalidating the security of any and all electronic modes of communication, asshole....
no shit. how did he not see this coming?
So, if TACO starts looking coherent, factual and bursting with integrity then its a fake....
I hope it hits the pro AI tech Bros the hardest.
Just watched Mountainhead and pretty much the most terrifying movie.
i assume immediately after he said this he tented his fingers and emitted a small chuckle that gradually increased in volume and intensity until he was cackling madly as thunder crashed menacingly outside?
To be fair, half his brain works.
Insert image of man in hot dog suit here.
and he's the genius?????? I could told you that in my first year at Uni.
So he believes he should be held accountable for reckless endangerment of the public, and for being an accomplice to each count of fraud that occurs because he's provided the tools without protections, yes?
I’m waiting for AI to somehow pay off/wipe out my student loans.
##IronyIsDead
Duh, folks. Duh.
No! What?! Soon? *Sarcasm* For real, did this guy just find out about Dead Internet Theory? It's been the Wild West out here with bots arguing with bots for quite some time and romance scams have never been so profitable.
He's just doing his best to get ahead of the approximately ten thousand lawsuits that will come when OpenAI collapses. But he's also not very smart and has left it about two years too late.
Salt Altman correctly identifies the one practical use of AI but still lacks awareness.
He’s just now realizing this. CNN did you wipe his face and turn him toward the window after this interview? Does he have a family member with power of attorney? Should we be ordering a wellness check?
Oh, now he tells us. 🙄
Photo caption: an AI doing a bad job acting as a person.
Is this meant to sew doubt about the Epstein stuff coming out?
www.wsj.com/tech/ai/sam-...
Altman is a dumb grifter running a dumb grift.
Evergreen meme.
Maybe everyone else already knows how to do this, but I just learned today how to disable AI on your iPhone/Mac device!!! - www.cnet.com/tech/service...
They're one of the few companies that allow you to do this. The others being DuckDuckGo and... I think that's it.
No shit, Sherlock.
It’s like when Miguel and Tulio know they’ve gotten in too deep and start to fear they’re going to be found out…. Tech industry is gonna be fraudin’.
Are these guys really this dumb and unaware of it? Or is it how they think dumb people project?
They like money
Me too! A lot! But JTFC the oblivious stupidity. The very fools decrying participation trophies have been supping at the trough of mommy’s adoration their entire lives.
They like a lot of money
This man is such an idiot and it blows my mind that people have been throwing money at him. Also no duh, there is a fraud crisis, due to your stupid A.I generators!
Is that a warning or a freaking threat!?
Relax, he's just promoting the newer model that defends against this vulnerability....
Whoops, turns out it’s got an even bigger vulnerability, almost like it was specifically designed to be as vulnerable as possible. Who woulda thunk it?
If there's one subject I will respect Altman's expertise in, it's fraud.
"And I helped create that crisis."
Remember when you treated Ken Lay worse than this?
FFS.
OMG! He's JUST NOW figuring that out............ This world is doomed.
Proverbs 4:23 "Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it." As we face the rise of powerful technologies, may we be vigilant in truth and integrity, trusting God to guide our discernment and protect our communities. #Wisdom #Discernment
Gee, I wonder who could have caused this?
Known creep and fraudster warns of rise in creeps and fraud
why do you keep giving this dork press?
for real tho
with his own product ... how pathetic ... at least we know now officially what AI is really good for! ;-)
And you helped cause it. Happy?
Precipice? We've gone over but won't realize it until we have the benefit of 20/20 hindsight. At this point, you cannot even believe videos of anything. Everything requires research just to know if it's ai. It's going to get severely worse, and personal. It's the tech bros fault.
Musk, Altman, and Trump are the biggest frauds.
it’s him, he’s the fraud crisis
So this guy was today years old when he learned that actions have consequences? 🙄 Seriously, why are tech bros?
💯
Ford should have done an interview a week about how they would have to create mass graves for all the pedestrians his new automobile was going to kill.
Investors are psychopaths, These statements are designed to appeal to them and attract the newspapers. It's just marketing to them, even when the damage is real. it is obvious because Sam who's telling it, when it should be a government agency, that should immediately ban AI, that are used for scams
I still don't get how he isn't in jail yet
Oh my god, that man deserves a fuckin' wedgie.
Sam Altman is a fraud
I dunno man maybe stop inventing it
Clearly, the answer is to not regulate AI at all, as the GOP argues. Industry will figure it out. They did a bang-up job on online privacy and protecting kids online. More good work ahead.
we don't need to regulate it, we need to eradicate LLM gen AI and send everyone who uses it to the Hague.
The call coming from inside the house on this one.
#Mountainhead
They're on the precipice of a fraud crisis because a fraud (Altman) has sold the world snake oil ('AI') that was fraudulently built on stolen material and has been foolishly integrated into almost everything at great expense. This bubble will soon pop when it becomes clear its promises are empty.
Which is not to say AI has no applications at all (it's good at pattern recognition and reproduction), it just cannot do the things they are claiming it can do. It is not intelligent. It absolutely cannot be used as a reliable source of information when it gets basic facts wrong about half the time.
For any of those applications to be viable though they would first have to address the obscene amount of energy required and the fundamental legal copyright issues, which they refuse to do.
The thing is that the pattern recognition AI is NOT the Large Language Model AI (ChatGPT). The LLMs like ChatGPT etc effectively guess at shit and make predictions about what word should come next in whatever they're spitting out. How other types of AI work can Very Different).
pattern recognition AI and others do some DAMN good work in medical field right now, including successfully identifying Cancer super early on.
📌
He’s late to the AI scam game. Makes you really wonder how intelligent are these tech owners, if they can’t see past their noses?
They're very stupid in my experience
No common sense...
Money makes them act like they don't know. It's all convenience.
It's his f'ing fault.
I mean... duh? AI enabled fraud is one of the main forms of fraud committed today. This isn't a precipice, we've been here for years.
No shit????
every tech bro fuck like him is a blight on humanity
What a fucking moron
Appropriately, this picture shows Altman with the wrong number of fingers
Ha! Nice
"Bad actors" you say... bsky.app/profile/cnn....
He looks like a community theatre first time lead in this image
Self awareness much?
Gee I fucking wonder who might be somewhat responsible for that mess…
No one wants this AI garbage you tech bros are cramming down everyone’s throat. He’s the fraud.
So Sammie is spreading more bs - good to know
Okay, who gave Todd from Accounting a mic and told him he could try to DJ today's food truck day lunch?
hmm good point sam guess we should pull the plug
don't worry, dude, your product can't do anything.
Qui bono?
CNN, a journalistic enterprise might ask questions about where that fraud crisis might be coming from? Like, artificial intelligence is not a force of nature & I think there might be people who have names & addresses who are causing that fraud crisis to happen to come into being? Ask why it's good?
Sorry, did you just ask a news outlet to publish the names and addresses of people you don't like?
Yes definitely. Good job reading. Or maybe my point is write a story that Idk doesn't do hotdog guy gif & also treat AI as literally anything other than a given & a force of nature & an inevitability. Maybe go "Hey, head of AI, why's that happening? Is there any chance you can do smthng about it?"
They threw their shoes into the gears.
He’s just covering his and the company’s ass.
Somebody pull the plug on this idiot.
🤡
Torment Nexus developer says world may be on the precipice of a "torment crisis" because of how the Torment Nexus could enable bad actors to engage in torment.
Thanks for the warning dude who popularized artificial intelligence.
How do we know that's really Sam Altman and not AI?
The call is coming from inside the house
No shit.
CNN this is a hot tip for you: I heard that a dumbass could impersonate a CEO and defraud investors aided by gullible journalists
Duh
Ya think?
Saw this and was like "first comment better be the hot dog guy" Was not disappointed
Same
Asshole warns of poo in the aftermath of taco Tuesday.
Of all the tech bros, this is the one who irritates me the most.
In all fairness, they're all pricks
Sam's just the worst at hiding it.
Elon Musk has entered the chat
See, I'd argue he's not even trying to hide it anymore. Being *the* #1 prick is part of his brand now.
Did he get scammed or is this an overblown backpedal
He's scared the "COMMIE CHINESE RED AI" Will steal his stolen apes or somehting.
Banger response!
Thanks. I feel like I’m the only one on the planet that sees this coming.
Not at all. Many are well aware of the coming disasters this will all bring about.
See where Nigerian Princes have brought us
I was going to send this as soon as I read the headline. Thanks for this.
Ahhh so it was an AI that impersonated his younger sister when she said that he molested and raped her as a child?
Might be less of a problem if he stops trying to cram it into everything.
Who could have done this?!?
Is he just saying outloud what fraud he's doing next? I swear
It’s part of their plan from the beginning. -First they create the problem. -Then, they sell the technology to identify, verify and catalogue people (through iris scanning and other methods) to prevent impersonation.
And then they sell that information to shady data brokers for quick cash.
What is more scary is Ai is being rolled out during Trump and his administration being in office. Corruption, false information, and a vengeful President
Shocked! Shocked, I tell you!
The match holder. Everyone should automatically own their own image
Oh come on. How stupid do you think we are Sam.
And you idiots let it happen
Possibly the most apt deployment of this meme ever, kudos 👏🏼
New CNN article: "Breaking Hydrologist states 'water is wet'"
Water isn’t wet. Stuff that water touches or saturates is wet.
No sh*t, Sherlock
please, tell us more.
Captain Obvious says something
If you think it's so dangerous, stop fucking making it you morons
“A thing that terrifies me is..." Words that should never come out of the mouth of the CEO behind the terror. This is extreme but would the game change if the penalty for any kind of fraud by death? Or life without parole? There has to be some wall in place.
So arrest Sam Altman for conspiracy to commit fraud. FFS, you're just letting this guy set fires and then you listen to him as he describes how dangerous fire is. Put. Him. In. Prison.
“We haven’t created any laws yet that say AI-set fires are illegal or the responsibility of an individual. It’s all computer!”
Well there's a surprise 🙄 Ever wonder why republicans and the rich want unregulated Ai ?
"Oh no" we all say monotonously. "Who could have predicted this?" 😑😑😑😑😑
what does the A in AI stand for, quickly
Asshole?
Ass. Ass Intelligence.
To be fair though, it's not like what the 'I' stands for is super accurate
Who's fault is that?
The fraud is AI
Just catching up to that, Sam?
Like all the world’s artists and writers Sam? You think AI might copy all their work and make them redundant?
Inventor of the Torment Nexus says what?
Wow! He just got off the fucking bus?!!
Someone started to impersonate him.
That's just fricking perfect 🤣
Shoe drop in slow motion.
And who precipitated this crisis, exactly?
I do not like these tech bois...
If only there was someone out there who could stop it.
Also it's using up all our fresh water, but just ignore that.