His back already hurts for no reason
26 years now you’ve been required to provide alt text with public image posts. Are you going to start before the 2030s?
That is so amazing and all of the Epstein Files should be released.
Every person who opposes abortion is required to insist that this baby is 31 years old. That baby is now allowed to vote, drink, and smoke.
And drive and own a gun
Don't be silly! All babies are already allowed to own guns. It's in the constitution. Passing a driver's test might be hard, especially from a car seat, but the baby could just solo in a self-driving car.
His first words were “Cowabunga dude!”
Less embryo stories, more Epstein stories. Trump has to be held accountable.
I'll bet the little guy was born shivering.
That is fascinating
Just wow. For realz.
That’s a 32 year old baby!
How amazing. I didn’t realise embryos could be stored for so long. Wishing baby Thaddeus health and happiness. 💕
Missed opportunity for the headline of "World's Oldest Baby has been Born."
Just waiting for this administration to question his citizenship…gotta make the quotas, amirite?
So if life begins at conception as the right claims, this is a 30+ year old man.
Who the hell's embryo was it
It’s literally right there in the article
Lends new credence to phrase, "Born an old soul."
Amazing what you find when you clean out your attic.
‘Belief that life begins at or around conception’ — This article should terrify women. It’s the first time I can recall mainstream media both-siding the idea of a person existing before conception. This kind of thinking could be twisted to justify rape as a ‘life-saving’ act and… 1/2
…frame chastity as the avoidance of birth — even as murder. It’s dystopian logic creeping into public discourse.
The embryo was confirmed to come from Elsa, rumor has it.
a dystopian baby
Joder!!
This sounds like something from Jurassic Park. And not in a good way.
Cool but the lady cannot expect much from the family that has the embryo, now a child. She chose to get rid of it- which I understand being a single mother is tough but to make a family give you photos and bring you into their family is wild.
Looks like a Baby Reborn
Bet that baby is glad they waited so long. Imagine how much it would have sucked to be a baby in the mid-‘90s without an iPad.
Why though? Gene degradation and alternative gene expression can be a problem for embryos cryo-stored for more than 10 years. After 30 years, gene alterations and malformations are almost inevitable. This was a dumb idea.
We shall see. I’m hoping to be around in 30 years to find out his ultimate story.
Time Travel
Congrats to Brad and Gwyneth
See? I told you the pork chops in the freezer that had been there for a year are still good.
and?
Something feels so off about this. I keep remembering that Foundation episode where Hari Seldon tells Gaal that "he was conscious the whole time!" just me?
Republicans would argue this is a 31 year old adult