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CNN @cnn.com

A baby boy born last week to an Ohio couple developed from an embryo that had been frozen for more than 30 years in what is believed to be a record length of storage time before a birth. cnn.it/4fiz1Lt

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aug 1, 2025, 11:16 pm • 220 42

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End Jamokeness @compasshead1.bsky.social

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aug 2, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mostly cats @giveupghost.bsky.social

His back already hurts for no reason

aug 2, 2025, 2:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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90s Kid #SlavaUkraini @ninetieskid.bsky.social

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aug 1, 2025, 11:27 pm • 6 1 • view
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future Smile entity victim @rifka.bsky.social

26 years now you’ve been required to provide alt text with public image posts. Are you going to start before the 2030s?

aug 2, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Steve @steve-woods.bsky.social

That is so amazing and all of the Epstein Files should be released.

aug 1, 2025, 11:18 pm • 56 1 • view
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Steve @steve-woods.bsky.social

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aug 2, 2025, 12:01 am • 8 1 • view
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whitedm.bsky.social @whitedm.bsky.social

Every person who opposes abortion is required to insist that this baby is 31 years old. That baby is now allowed to vote, drink, and smoke.

aug 2, 2025, 12:03 am • 48 3 • view
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Rafael Reis @rafareis.bsky.social

And drive and own a gun

aug 2, 2025, 1:58 am • 16 0 • view
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whitedm.bsky.social @whitedm.bsky.social

Don't be silly! All babies are already allowed to own guns. It's in the constitution. Passing a driver's test might be hard, especially from a car seat, but the baby could just solo in a self-driving car.

aug 2, 2025, 2:34 am • 8 0 • view
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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social

His first words were “Cowabunga dude!”

aug 2, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
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drsarakc.bsky.social @drsarakc.bsky.social

Less embryo stories, more Epstein stories. Trump has to be held accountable.

aug 2, 2025, 1:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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HandsOffCanada @kidmouser.bsky.social

I'll bet the little guy was born shivering.

aug 1, 2025, 11:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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bawood1969.bsky.social @bawood1969.bsky.social

That is fascinating

aug 1, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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staatenlos.bsky.social @staatenlos.bsky.social

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aug 1, 2025, 11:21 pm • 20 1 • view
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E is me @ehansen.io

Just wow. For realz.

aug 2, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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MidCenturyModern @midcenturymodern51.bsky.social

Meanwhile…

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aug 1, 2025, 11:26 pm • 6 0 • view
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Green Becomesher @greenbecomesher.bsky.social

That’s a 32 year old baby!

aug 2, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sam @silverandblonde.bsky.social

How amazing. I didn’t realise embryos could be stored for so long. Wishing baby Thaddeus health and happiness. 💕

aug 2, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ekluya @ekluya.bsky.social

Missed opportunity for the headline of "World's Oldest Baby has been Born."

aug 2, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Peter Angelakos @peterangelakos.bsky.social

Just waiting for this administration to question his citizenship…gotta make the quotas, amirite?

aug 2, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Stainless Steel Wererat @steelwererat.bsky.social

So if life begins at conception as the right claims, this is a 30+ year old man.

aug 2, 2025, 2:00 pm • 4 1 • view
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social

Who the hell's embryo was it

aug 2, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.bsky.social

It’s literally right there in the article

aug 2, 2025, 2:40 am • 1 0 • view
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DMin @vardm-65.bsky.social

Lends new credence to phrase, "Born an old soul."

aug 1, 2025, 11:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Truth to Power 🇺🇸 VLG @vlgambini.bsky.social

Amazing what you find when you clean out your attic.

aug 1, 2025, 11:24 pm • 13 0 • view
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Civilisation #RIPfreeWorld @civilisation.bsky.social

‘Belief that life begins at or around conception’ — This article should terrify women. It’s the first time I can recall mainstream media both-siding the idea of a person existing before conception. This kind of thinking could be twisted to justify rape as a ‘life-saving’ act and… 1/2

aug 2, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Civilisation #RIPfreeWorld @civilisation.bsky.social

…frame chastity as the avoidance of birth — even as murder. It’s dystopian logic creeping into public discourse.

aug 2, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Anime Freedom @animefreedom.bsky.social

The embryo was confirmed to come from Elsa, rumor has it.

aug 1, 2025, 11:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Agora01619 @agora01619.bsky.social

a dystopian baby

aug 2, 2025, 9:44 am • 1 0 • view
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David @micuentabsky.bsky.social

Joder!!

aug 2, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
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bigfootrules.bsky.social @bigfootrules.bsky.social

This sounds like something from Jurassic Park. And not in a good way.

aug 3, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Tip_Coleman @tipcoleman.bsky.social

Cool but the lady cannot expect much from the family that has the embryo, now a child. She chose to get rid of it- which I understand being a single mother is tough but to make a family give you photos and bring you into their family is wild.

aug 1, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heitor A. Francisco @heitordealmeida.bsky.social

Looks like a Baby Reborn

aug 2, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Jesse Hughey @hughey.bsky.social

Bet that baby is glad they waited so long. Imagine how much it would have sucked to be a baby in the mid-‘90s without an iPad.

aug 2, 2025, 1:42 am • 8 0 • view
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Dyson Poincaré @dyson-poincare.bsky.social

Why though? Gene degradation and alternative gene expression can be a problem for embryos cryo-stored for more than 10 years. After 30 years, gene alterations and malformations are almost inevitable. This was a dumb idea.

aug 2, 2025, 11:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Just Me @yellowgreenblue.bsky.social

We shall see. I’m hoping to be around in 30 years to find out his ultimate story.

aug 2, 2025, 2:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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ShoulderOfOrion @shoulderoforion.bsky.social

Time Travel

aug 1, 2025, 11:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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Robb @robbpettit.bsky.social

Congrats to Brad and Gwyneth

aug 2, 2025, 6:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Kevin Kretsch @drkevguitar.bsky.social

See? I told you the pork chops in the freezer that had been there for a year are still good.

aug 1, 2025, 11:41 pm • 18 0 • view
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social

and?

aug 2, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jamie @hypple.bsky.social

Something feels so off about this. I keep remembering that Foundation episode where Hari Seldon tells Gaal that "he was conscious the whole time!" just me?

aug 1, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Casper, like the ghost @theghostgal.bsky.social

Republicans would argue this is a 31 year old adult

aug 2, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view