Who?

Maybe she's been down at her accountant's office, tallying up the assets she'll get control of when the orange felon croaks, and she wants to make sure she gets them before his two grubby sons and daughter try to steal them...

They are paying her. They are not together. Who is paying you to pretend? Is it your bias monitor?

I can't wait to see this years Christmas display.

It will be all faux gold plated

The queen of gold diggers can disappear for all I care. She’s part of the Epstein criminal enterprise.

America has bigger problems than First Lady Trump's public appearances!

"She ain't got the goods no more!...."

She gotta a porn photo shoot!!

Hey, CNN! How bout you cover Melania as if she was Michelle Obama. The speculation and outrage would be 24/7.

#BeBest to avoid gross man. Unless jewelry.

There would be no rock large enough ...

#BeBest

I'm betting she's enjoying being away from the smell.

Showing off her "genius" I see.

Bitch

Who fkn cares?

If Michelle Obama had moved to a luxury flat in another state, everyone would have cared. It would have gotten more attention than the lacking Epstein files.

Literally no one gives a toss about melanoma

She raised her hourly rate.

Worst First Lady to go with the worst president ever

She is completely useless

Even she can’t stand to be near trump

Can you blame her?

Easy to dislike her but her husband is horrible person. No surprise she’s staying away. She probably always knew he is a shit, but no one could have known how awful he’d turn out to be. His judgement is poor when it comes to “advisors”. Melania knows what communism & kgb means: brutal regime.

This isn’t a real marriage people. It’s as fake as all the gold shit on the Oval Office walls. It’s all a show, and if you believe it, you are a victim of the con. She’s a trophy wife he plucked out of he and epsteins trafficking, but in his child rape days.

Why?

Who cares

Did they check her coffin?

The Trump clan be damned! 😠

The lesson of Nixon is that corrupt men in power will always push as far as they can get away with. The lesson of Trump is that he has no intention of ever being forced into exile, prison, or disgrace. The lesson of history is that once fascists take control, they will never leave voluntarily.

According to Fox News, oh, no, sorry it was the other news outlet, South Park News, someone else is sleeping in the kings bed 😹

What is she influencing?

Her rates are high. $500k - appear in same room as President. $1M - hold his hand at event $2M - let him kiss cheek $3M - praise “Don-ode” in speech

How much for a bj?

1 billion

For Trump anyway. Free for Newsom

She was doing Epsteins facials for far less.....

She’s too busy picking out the contents for “her” new ballroom!

Naturally Bad Vlad would order Melanoma to make a rare visit to the WH in the countdown to his Alaska visit, to make sure the Rapist got his instructions in advance.

She probably fell of stairs

Where does Einstein usually live?

She's not gonna fuck you CNN. Well, maybe if you're a pedo

FRAUD Melania ripping us off for all the security she needs for not being able to stomach her husband. I will NEVER call Melania Trump a First Lady...

She's "divorced" him you idiots.

All his wives from russia eye on pedopotus and make cover. Illegal immigrant involved in Epstein prostitution ring. pedo husband ;sexual predator, rapes kids boys and girls as young as 10 yrs old. women of all ages rapes or sexual harrassement. Obsess with sex and $ 🤑 bsky.app/profile/amer...

Who cares

Maybe she’s in the concrete parking lot in the former beautiful rose garden.

Well, there’s been no room in the bed.

Maybe Satin is actually Melania?! 🤔

Here's the Deal, Get some God Loving & Real Patriot Elected Officials & Re-kidnap Kilmar Garica Get him in the Witness Protection Program & keep him safe from the trumped up, FALSE Charges from the Fascist GOP P.I.G.s

FFS CNN, the former escort's blitzed on benzos and screwing her pilates instructor back in NYC, why are you pretending she is anything approaching normal?

Have we ever had a President before who didn’t LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE as his wife?

No, but there's never been a president who looks and behaves like Trump. She keeping well away so she doesn't have to share a bed with the mf and won't be tried as complicit in his crimes!

Melania Trump destroyed the Rose Garden and gave us a Red Communist in the White House Christmas. Trump is always talking abt Democrats being communists yet he MARRIED 2 women born in communist countries. NOBODY in media says this. @lastword.msnbc.com @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com @meidastouch.com

She’s just playing agent orange and cashing in like the rest of the world.

lol

Only MAGAs think she lives there. She is just waiting for the day when her son - who she controls - gets his inheritance.

I don’t care, do you?

Trump & families aren’t normal. Reputable sources say his family-life is fake. Trump’s 3 wives signed NDAs. Deviant Donald publicly cheated on all 3 wives. Trump & Melania wouldn’t still be married if he didn’t win 1st election. They made a lucrative “deal” for her.. so he’d have have a 1st Lady.

So none of them thought, "Ok, I'm going to marry this guy, but he wants me to sign an NDA?" Jeez.

Who is she?

LMAO at whoever describes Melania as "privately influential". You're thinking of Laura Loomer, CNN.

She doesn't want to be touched by these sexy hands? Shocker! 😂

Maybe she isn’t happy with Trump’s policies either??

No money, no lady!

Check the Kremlin

Imagine if Michelle Obama decided to live in a luxury apartment in another state as First Lady! MAGA hypocrisy is a bitch!

When you sell ass long-term for money...

She has her influence dictated by AI.

"Pay me, Bitch." Is her automatic reply when asked to be in public with Trump.

yeah, well... bsky.app/profile/clev...

Go fuck yourselves.

I can tell you right now... we don't care!

She is praying for Donald to kick the can

Yeah, along with the rest of the sane world.

They are absolutely separated. She is getting paid to pretend that they aren't

bsky.app/profile/edhi...

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And no one really cares where she is at any time.