Someone could become a millionaire Saturday night — if they play their numbers right.
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REFORM YOUR SOCIETY and stop trusting luck to save you from hell that is coming
aug 23, 2025, 7:57 pm • 11 0 • view
An image of Northernlion perpetually screaming sums up the state of things
aug 23, 2025, 8:45 pm • 5 0 • view
no shit
aug 23, 2025, 7:33 pm • 4 0 • view
For a news organization, you have a troubling lack of understanding of how random numbers work.
aug 23, 2025, 8:55 pm • 1 0 • view
someone could have clean teeth saturday night — if they brush their teeth
aug 23, 2025, 7:20 pm • 37 0 • view
Gambling is illegal nobody is winning the lottery.
aug 24, 2025, 4:51 am • 0 0 • view
Yes. I believe that's the point of a lottery. Well done.
aug 23, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
14 27 6 22 31 12
aug 23, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
No thanks, I'll keep my 5 bucks in my pocket...
aug 23, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
protip: if you fill in negative numbers the lottery underflows and you win by default
aug 23, 2025, 9:14 pm • 7 0 • view
common misconception: it actually just gives you 128 of an item in your 6th item slot
aug 24, 2025, 7:03 pm • 2 0 • view
"Please gamble! Please! It's one of the only things keeping our fucked broken economy limping along! We need to squeeze more money from the poors somehow!"
aug 23, 2025, 7:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Courtesy of adjudicated sex offender DJ Trump, Ghislaine Maxwell is odds on favorite to become a millionaire as well as being free to spend it….and doesn’t even need to buy a ticket.
aug 23, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah, that's how the lottery works
aug 24, 2025, 2:57 am • 3 0 • view
Slow news day?
aug 24, 2025, 3:49 am • 1 0 • view
Someone could win this game if they get the correct answers.
aug 23, 2025, 7:44 pm • 16 0 • view
Sure, someone could become a millionaire Saturday night… But this woman hit the jackpot at 35 and still ended up broke and on welfare 👉 dixiesunnews.com/articles/she... Winning’s easy. Keeping it? That’s the real lottery.
aug 27, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
"Someone could become a millionaire..." would apply to ANY Powerball or Megamillions drawing.
aug 23, 2025, 7:22 pm • 3 0 • view
I wonder how much one must pay CNN to run deceptive advertisments like this.
aug 23, 2025, 7:12 pm • 35 0 • view
#dystopianow
aug 23, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Why don’t they do like UK , once it’s rolled over 5 times, the next jackpot has to be won and it’s divided down on the lines below proportionately. The second prize still gets a whacking prize! No one needs $700 million - stupid system!
aug 23, 2025, 9:14 pm • 3 0 • view
The higher the jackpot, the more people spend on the game. People who don’t play regularly will go out and buy lotto tickets when the jack pot soars.
aug 23, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Ah yes, hunger games
aug 24, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
