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CNN @cnn.com

JUST IN: Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin top the list of 26 leaders to attend China's massive military parade next week. https://cnn.it/469PAWJ

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aug 28, 2025, 3:24 am • 74 24

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aspano1.bsky.social @aspano1.bsky.social

Trump is going to be sooo mad. Haha His military/birthday parade was such a flop! On the day of china’s parade, All of Bluesky and X should troll him with posts/video of his sad squeaky tank Vs images of china’s parade. #TrumpsLameParade #TrumpsLoneleyParade #ChinaHasFriendsTrumpDoesnt

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HGMpr161. 🇵🇷🏴 Ⓐ ✊🏾 @hgmpr161.bsky.social

At least it will be much better TV than the pathetic clown show we saw on the despot’s birthday.

aug 28, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
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BlueSky6729347450228319428 @mycatisfamous.bsky.social

Is the orange man going too?

aug 28, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social

Terrorists and war criminals want to dominate the planet

aug 28, 2025, 6:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Bart Simpson @skiingmike.bsky.social

Trump got left out by the homies! Sad face

aug 28, 2025, 3:26 am • 7 0 • view
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Atlas @atlasmemes.bsky.social

I don't think chinese netizens are gonna like this one...

aug 28, 2025, 9:37 am • 0 0 • view
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jbf-2024.bsky.social @jbf-2024.bsky.social

Biff is sooooooo jealous!

aug 28, 2025, 12:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid @marvintheandriod.bsky.social

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aug 28, 2025, 3:42 am • 3 0 • view
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thediggler.bsky.social @thediggler.bsky.social

Surprised Trump’s not going out with pompoms and a halftime show.

aug 28, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 1 • view
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loutz11.bsky.social @loutz11.bsky.social

Trump will be hurt...the orange traitor.

aug 28, 2025, 11:46 am • 0 0 • view
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SweetMapleSugar VT @vtdragon.bsky.social

I hope Donnie goes too. It would be nice to see him with his buddies. He can stop and pick up Netanyahu in the Epstein jet on the way there.

aug 28, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Patrick Vaanhold @vaanhold.bsky.social

Is Donald on the list?

aug 28, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Swift @ibswift.bsky.social

And taco Don didn’t get invited ? Roflmao

aug 28, 2025, 3:27 am • 3 0 • view
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Amy #solidarity 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nomorear15.bsky.social

Gross

aug 28, 2025, 10:00 am • 0 0 • view
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amsc81.bsky.social @amsc81.bsky.social

Bet Trump wishes he was going....

aug 28, 2025, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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hiti75.bsky.social @hiti75.bsky.social

Trump would love to be there..😡

aug 28, 2025, 3:32 am • 0 0 • view
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hiti75.bsky.social @hiti75.bsky.social

🤮

aug 28, 2025, 3:32 am • 0 0 • view
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vesparis.bsky.social @vesparis.bsky.social

Why not complete the set and add the other dictator?

aug 28, 2025, 4:10 am • 0 0 • view
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BonFire @bonfire25.bsky.social

Trolling Trump

aug 28, 2025, 3:33 am • 3 0 • view
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nawels.bsky.social @nawels.bsky.social

What? How dare they not invite the wannabe orange clown dictator? Tariffs incoming for China.

aug 28, 2025, 4:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Jonathan @jar93.bsky.social

Trump is definitely going if his buds are going.

aug 28, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Nik Kozel @nikkozel.bsky.social

Trump will join because he wants to be a dictator too.

aug 28, 2025, 4:10 am • 0 0 • view
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pawspatspaws.bsky.social @pawspatspaws.bsky.social

Will the orange king if the world crash the party? Maybe he can fly in HIS quatar plane.

aug 28, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
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baxman2.bsky.social @baxman2.bsky.social

Of course, I’ve been saying it all my life you can’t trust the Chinese culture

aug 28, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alec U. @alecvictor.bsky.social

No Pedofuhrer?

aug 28, 2025, 3:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Shelley O’Connell-Butler 🍷 🇺🇦 @shmelleyann.bsky.social

Oh my god Trump is going to be inconsolable, especially after his big birthday military parade flop. He wants to be there with them so bad! He is going to do something extra horrible to try to put the spotlight on himself while this goes down.

aug 28, 2025, 3:29 am • 15 0 • view
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Ed Hirsch @edhirsch.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/edhi...

aug 28, 2025, 3:35 am • 3 0 • view
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vicvinegar2024.bsky.social @vicvinegar2024.bsky.social

Everybody loves Vladdy,is Donald guest of honour under alias Don Sacramento!!!!

aug 28, 2025, 4:47 am • 0 0 • view
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risklady.bsky.social @risklady.bsky.social

A parade of despots! And no invite for Trump? So sad.

aug 28, 2025, 4:10 am • 3 0 • view
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Sensitive Grok @nasdaqistan.bsky.social

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Blanchi the global trotter. @batbitch1957.bsky.social

Trump not invited???

aug 28, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
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The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social

How about some tea for them?

aug 28, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Nathan O 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @4eyed.bsky.social

Trump was invited, but that’s the day he was planning on burning the Constitution at his 2028 Election launch party.

aug 28, 2025, 10:30 am • 0 0 • view
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TerryL @terry2010.bsky.social

What about Donald he will be very upset

aug 28, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
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its538z.bsky.social @its538z.bsky.social

It shows that Xi doesn't want a s*x trafficking pedophile or a tariff war monger at his massive CCP military parade!🧐

aug 28, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Mandeville was cavendish_maid 📎 @mandeville24.bsky.social

Makes you wonder if Putin had invited Trump would he have gone? YES OF COURSE HE WOULD!

aug 28, 2025, 5:28 am • 0 0 • view
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mcfeliz88.bsky.social @mcfeliz88.bsky.social

This just in. Russian overnight attack in Ukraine ignored by the media.

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zaizhou.bsky.social @zaizhou.bsky.social

川普的三大偶像聚集了,川普不来吗?

aug 29, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
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zaizhou.bsky.social @zaizhou.bsky.social

物以类聚

aug 28, 2025, 3:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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msggd1971.bsky.social @msggd1971.bsky.social

What about DJT's invite? 😵‍💫

aug 28, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Sk8ngBy @sk8ngby.bsky.social

The Three Muska-Dear-Leaders showing him he's not a real dick-tater yet. It's like mean girls not letting him sit at their lunchroom table.

aug 28, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Corey Caddell @pielmast.bsky.social

CCP has the best opportunity to be global heros.

aug 28, 2025, 3:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping (not really!) @4seasonstl.bsky.social

I’m surprised the Pedo President isn’t on the list.

aug 28, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Bruiser @djrenk.bsky.social

Yeah the world will be asking Hey where’s fuckface?

aug 28, 2025, 3:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Ed Hirsch @edhirsch.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/rich...

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RickCrissman (AI enthusiast) @richcrissman.bsky.social

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Ed Hirsch @edhirsch.bsky.social

😂

aug 28, 2025, 3:58 am • 0 0 • view
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RickCrissman (AI enthusiast) @richcrissman.bsky.social

Well hell, I'm on a roll. The Diaper Stench:

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Ed Hirsch @edhirsch.bsky.social

LOVE IT

aug 28, 2025, 4:09 am • 0 0 • view
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RickCrissman (AI enthusiast) @richcrissman.bsky.social

Another good one I made:

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RickCrissman (AI enthusiast) @richcrissman.bsky.social

Thanx

aug 28, 2025, 4:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Astronauta @astrocj.bsky.social

In other news: water is wet!

aug 28, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Supernova @taleosri.bsky.social

Good Lord! Now Trump would want a bigger parade.

aug 28, 2025, 3:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Ed Hirsch @edhirsch.bsky.social

China's Xi Jinping Owns Donald Trump And The GOP 🧵thread bsky.app/profile/edhi...

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