The Trump Administration is expected to announce the new name of the Pentagon is the Hexagon.
The Trump Administration is expected to announce the new name of the Pentagon is the Hexagon.
Stupid
They're changing it to Reichswehrministerium not Department of War. Get it right.
I thought this moron was supposed to be the "President of Peace" who stopped 10 wars?! What. An. A--hole.
Soon all the fawning sycophants will clamor that he deserves the Nobel War Prize.
Wow just wow, apart from the optics, how many millions will this cost? Release the Epstein files.
Are we planning on starting some wars?
We're at war with Russia, Denmark, and Venezuela. A DEFENSE DEPARTMENT wouldn't be.
Why? Are we thinking that we want to go to war? Defense means we're ready for war, but not proactively trying to start a war. Trump is nuts. He like a dog marking his territory.
Definitely the type of thing that qualifies you for a Nobel Peace prize. Yeah.
Getting ready for Russia, China to attack?
Not wasteful at all. And we're still talking about Epstein.
How much money will this cost?
Honestly I see this as the only thing the Tangerine Tyrant has done that actually makes sense. The only more appropriate name would be Dept of the Military Capitalist Complex😂
Mofo thinks he can do this and still get a Nobel Peace Prize? Really?
Stop reporting executive orders as if they are legislated mandates. It’s just bullshit from a bullshit artist, no one needs to adhere to these whims from a madman unless they chose to do so. You are shaping our reality into his bullshit.
Ooooow. I bet Putin and Xi are shaking in their boots and crying. Are the soldiers all going to wear gold kicks?
I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the authority to rename departments. Queuing up another legal loss?
I'm signing an executive order to rename the "commander in chief" to Comrade Canklespurs.
“Offense” instead would make double sense
Omg get tf out of the White House!
And what is the cost on that? I assume he will be gold leafing the Pentagon too?
Starting with Kegsbreath's makeup studio.
Hogsbreath
I thought Trump campaigned on “no new wars” but ok.
I know it's a shock to hear that this, like many of his EOs, needs Congressional approval to be enacted. And you should know that @cnn.com Shame on you!
Can this mofo stop changing the names of things? Damn.
It means item was manufactured between February and September
No. He doesn’t want to be a violent dictator—no, not at all. Oh, oh! And water isn’t wet.
He is derranged. He is going to start W.W.3 just to boost his ego.
Meaningless without legislation.
He seems to be doing just fine without legislation so far…
All these stupid EO’s mean nothing
Trump has the mental development of a 13-year-old boy who received a D- in civics.
Will it be spelled W.H.O.R.E but pronounced "wor" ?
Ah yes, a move that does nothing but make us look like an enemy to the rest of the world. Oh wait, that's the point. 😒
That will pretend to change the name.
Something insecure men would do.
another colossal waste of money ...
It’s an old name, we dumped it after WWII. So if you were wondering where the “again” is to MAGA it’s pre-WWII.
Why the fuck can't you put in the lead that this is illegal?
DoD to DoW, SecDef to SecWar or whatever they want to call it. Everything is just so performative and stupid.
During WWII they called it the War Department
叫和平部才对啊🤷🏻♀️
Does it matter?..the same rapist, moron will still be running it
Connie Donnie aka MA Donnie aka The Con aka Trump is an admitted draft dodger)coward, a thief and fraud, an upside down creep, well regarded pedophile and graduate of military high school. He gives hostiles increasing resolve for preemptive strikes. He wants to take US w him.
Laughing at him is starting to feel like elder abuse
It just gets worse and worse by the day.
As an outsider looking in, is this a joke?
Putin is shaking in his boots.
Will it change the name of the department, or are there perhaps some rules or laws that will not make that the case? I know the answer, but your social team doesn’t.
Go jump in a lake, or the Gulf of Mexico. Your choice, Donald.
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Pretty sure only congress can do that.
Executive orders aren’t laws. #DumpTrump
Department of People Without Bone Spurs Who Didn't Dodge the Draft.
Yeah, that would get me to rejoin in a heartbeat. NOT!
Stop killing morale within the ranks!
Instead of finding out who’s in the Epstein Files, we will now have a Department of War.
FUCK! What a step BACKWARDS for what is touted to be a progressive "World Leading Nation". He has reduced the USA to being a Nation unworthy of trust or respect & is literally destroying a little more with each passing day! It's become a mashup of Handmaid's Tale/Hunger Games/Twilight Zone.
Surely this qualifies for a Nobel...created by the inventor of dynamite.
More distractions
Expectations
Moron
This is insane 😱Instead of focusing on the important things. For example, what’s happening in china and all of those insecure dictators—I’ll correct myself, all dictators are insecure little men
I thought that had to through congress?
The economy still sucks hind tit but, sure spend more of our tax dollars on remaining without congressional consent, adding ball rooms and gold spray paint. 🤬🤢😵💫
Let us know when you've had enough. We could use a couple more provinces, but you'd have to put up with universal health care, 12 months maternity leave etc.
Canada is full already! We don’t need any of the crazy US bullshit.
😄 🤣 😂
It's only the normal folks who want to move to Canada, to escape this hellish place filled with racist morons that we didn't even know existed until 1/2 of the US became trumpified. We promise we won't bring drama to your beautiful, friendly country. We won't even complain about the cold weather. 🙏
I, for one, welcome our Canadian overlords, eh 🍁
Executive order should not give him this capability. This should be legislative bill. Just another power grab. Soon he will change the name White House to Anything Goes House.
Executive orders aren't laws, they're just memorandums.
What’s in a name? The name won’t really change what the military does. It is going to be weird to say DOW instead of DOD. They really should change it to the Department of Fuck Around and Find Out…
He's really angry about the show of military might that Xi orchestrated and invited Putin & Modi to witness. No invite for Captain Bone Spurs, though. Everything is about personal retribution because he's so impotent. He operates like a demented 10 year old.
Nazi style and flooding the zone with shit.
This is so ridiculous - what is even the purpose of this move?
Because news headlines will run it instead of pushing him on the Epstein files
To let everyone know how small his penis is
We already knew that. Stormy had that tea even if his insecurities didn't scream it as loud as they have for decades.
Probably won’t get him any closer being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize…
Buddies who own print shops, paper suppliers, ink suppliers, copy machine sellers, embroidery shops, car wrappers, car logo painters, and every other related industry that is involved in changing all the stuff to reflect a new name & logo needs a taxpayer funded contract.
It is typical of aggressive, authoritarian regimes to use intimidation tactics to suppress their opponents both domestically and internationally. The Nazis did the same. "I wish I had generals as loyal as Hitler's." - Trump
What the actual …
I don’t know man, sounds like something a pedophile would do.
It used to be the Department of War, until 1947. Frankly, with all the military action the US has taken in my lifetime, I always thought it was properly named the first time around.
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." - George Orwell, 1984
He'll be changing his name to Thor soon.
In a related move, the Department of Health and Human Services will be renamed the Department of Death and Human Funeral Services.
He can't chat get the name by EO. Stop bending the knee to this fascist shit.
How much does it cost to change it ?
No fucking point to any of this. Epstein files aren’t going anywhere
Exactly like the Nazis. They named it "Kriegsministerium" and the Minister "Kriegsminister".
The Department of Defense needs allies and its civilian workforce, not a name change.
Will it? Will it though? (checks notes) No it will not.
Another thing only congress can do but they will make some exception and bend over and ask for more
Sounds like exactly the sort of thing you’d expect from a Nobel Peace Prize winner…
Can’t be done without an act of Congress.
Trump is all over the Epstein files. No matter how he tries to distract some of us with his bullying.
Just when you think we can't sink any lower... 🙄 This is what happens when you surround yourself with "yes men"... Any dumb idea that pops in your hand is lauded as brilliant.
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Oh we’re going back in time again…
Btw isn’t “war” one of those “algorithm words” that YouTube hates?