It would be so much easier if Trump just climbed atop the table, lowered his pants, and let them kiss his ass without all the ridiculous platitudes.
It would be so much easier if Trump just climbed atop the table, lowered his pants, and let them kiss his ass without all the ridiculous platitudes.
Or, suck his tiny little micro penis!!
But then everyone would see his tattoo that says, "My heart belongs to Epstein, but my ass will always be Putin's!"
And the very small penis...