If “he” really is about to shuffle off, can you imagine how utterly tacky and tasteless the state funeral will be? The ceremonies around the Queen’s passing were amazing, and even as an atheist and someone ambivalent about the monarchy, the symbolism was very moving.
He’s no Queen Elizabeth.
This is very true - but he wishes he was.
It'll be OK, he won't be making the calls on the decoration 😂🤣😂
A parade of golf carts emblazoned with tacky gold bits, followed by a bunch of bored looking national guard marching out of step. And that's the best bit. 😂
A giant hamburger on the back of a lorry!
OMG yes. 😂 Everyone wearing stupid red baseball caps. And tastefully inflated Trump balloons.