All my time as an English major got me was the ability to deliver a devastatingly apt Shakespeare quote to crickets
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Sometimes you just have to bite your thumb at the haters and tell them to tend to country matters
aug 30, 2025, 10:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Well that's your problem. No point doing Shakespeare when others are trying to take a wicket or get 4 runs. You gotta know your audience.
aug 30, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Alas...
aug 30, 2025, 9:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Crickets love "Hamlet", especially Ophelia, hate Gertrude though.
aug 30, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
English majors say whaaaat
aug 30, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😂📚
aug 30, 2025, 9:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe it’s just me, but I still savor landing those. (Occasionally someone will ask for a explanation. 🤷🏻♀️)
aug 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm sure your delivery is far superior to mine
aug 30, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” 😉
aug 30, 2025, 10:07 pm • 1 0 • view